THE FOLLOWING SITE IS A PURELY FICTIONAL RECREATION, BASED LOOSELY ON A TRUE SERIES OF EVENTS.
THIS SITE CONTAINS MANY THINGS THAT ARE X-PLICITIN NATURE.
THE NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE SINFUL. ANY RESEMBLANCE OF A CHARACTER FEATURED ON THIS SITE TO ANY REAL PERSON EITHER IN ACTIONS OR LIKENESS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.
IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, OVERLY RELIGIOUS, VULNERABLE TO BRAIN WASHING OR PRONE TO NIGHT TERRORS AND/OR SLEEPLESSNESS, WE STRONGLY SUGGEST THAT YOU DON'T...