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I'm very glad you found my website. For if you didn't, you would be blind to the fact that...
...Kittens plan to take over the world.
You may think I'm crazy, but it's true. Surely someday kittens shall rule the world and brainwash us with their cuteness. In fact, they have already taken over our minds by making us think they're cute and innocent. Oh yes, they are cute, but that's just to disguise their true evilness.
Kittens have formed a society called E.S.O.F.K., which stands for the Evil Society Of Fuzzy Kittens. All the kittens in the world, near and far, are in this society, wreaking havoc everywhere. Now, everybody knows that kittens like to cause mischief. We think that they are just playing, but their trouble-making is really all part of this evil society.
Only a few people truly recognize this danger that is slowly spreading throughout the Earth. These few anonymous people have secretly taken pictures of kittens in the middle of doing their wicked deeds. If you look below, there is a gallery of these pictures. I strongly advise you to take a look.
What can we do to stop this horrible evil?
Sadly, my dear friends, we do not yet have the solution. However, many people are tackling this dangerous project and looking for solutions in the S.T.E.D.O.K. (Stopping The Evil Deeds Of Kittens). If you want to be part of this mission, sign up here.
Let us hope and pray that one day, kittens will only use their cuteness for the sake of cuteness.
Sincerely, Bryanna Moroz
