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CHURCH OF VENATUS
Tuesday, 4 April 2006
The Book of Venatus
Topic: The Beginning
On the day from which the Earth was created, God decreed that one day a super religion of undeniable supremacy would roam the Earth.

The religion he was speaking of was that of Venatus, its people known as being a 'Venatio'

Venatus, is derived from Latin literally meaning "Game"

For that is what life is all about, the revolution of Video Gaming. Through Video Games, one can obtain bliss and complete understanding. God will smite thee who hath denies the truth of video gaming and its power.

The Earth started millions and millions ago, the first inhabitants of this Earth were Mario and Luigi. After a while, God thought it was pretty gay to have just 2 guys on Earth, so on the 7 day (being Saturday)he created Peach.

From these three people, all humanity as we know it has formed. We have Saint Donkey Kong, Saint Pac Man, Saint Toadstool, Saint Koopa, and Saint Bowser to thank for being the Apostles that helped spread the word the true way to live.

Here are the 9 Pillars of Venatus:

Posted by planet/venatus at 9:17 PM EDT
Updated: Tuesday, 4 April 2006 9:52 PM EDT
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