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A very
VERY short episode that wouldn't fit in Erkholsev Scizapyano but that I wrote
anyhows. Has Phantom of the Opera, Scooby Doo's Thelma and Shaggy, and Harry
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(On the set of Harry Potter 5) Phantom of the Opera: (to POTO music) My name is Erik...I run this show...If you don't like it...then you can go...there's a green exit sign...over the door...so PLEASE if you don't like it then just leave...I say no more... Ginny: (interrupts) Aren't you in the wrong movie? Phantom: Harry: (comes in) WTF? Oh, look Ron, your sister is being strangled by a freak of nature that looks a lot like Snape. Ron: Really? Where? Harry: Right there, three feet in front of you. Phantom: Grrrr...did you just call me a freak of nature??!! (drops Ginny, heads over to Ron and Harry angrily. Begins to strangle Harry) Ron: Um...oi! Angelina! (runs off in other direction) Ginny: (gets up) Hmph. Some boyfriend you make. (turns to leave, bumps into Shaggy and Thelma) Thelma: If my deductions are correct then in fact the monster is--(grabs Phantom's hair yanks it) Phantom: IDIOT GIRL! OW! That's MY HAIR!!!! Thelma: Hm, it seems that the culprit has stuck his wig on with Mr. Thompson and Mr. Thompson's super-sticky glue. We'll just have to yank harder... Shaggy: Like, Thelma... Thelma: Not now, Shaggy! Ginny: Like, Thelma... Thelma: Shaggy, I said...(realizes that it was not Shaggy who spoke, turns around abruptly)...wait, you're...you're not...(adjusts glasses)...you're not Shaggy... Ginny: Who said I was? Harry: (choking) Erm...a little help, here...this Phantom dude's still strangling me to death here... Thelma: Oh yeah, sure. (gets out scissors to snip Punjab Lasso. snips it, Harry falls to ground with thump) Phantom: (is mad!) Thelma: Now let's unmask the villan...(yanks hair again. this time it comes off, revealing the face of...Professor Snape.) Shaggy: (gasp!) Harry: (gasp!) Ginny: (gasp!) Thelma: (gasp!) OMG IT'S THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON! RUN!! (runs away dragging Shaggy) Snape: (snarls, shakes fists at retreating members of the Scooby Doo Gang)...And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those meddling kids!!!! Harry: Gotten away with what? Ginny: Yeah, what? Snape: With this--(kisses Harry full on lips) Harry: Ugh man, that was sick. Ginny: Hey, back off! (does funky Karate moves on Snape) Snape: Ahh...(dies) Ginny: Now I have you all to myself, Harry...muahahaha.... Harry: Um...Oi! Angelina! (runs away) Ginny: (sighs) Why am I left to close this act? (walks dejectedly away) ----------- a/n: Heh told ya it was short. DISCLAIMER: I am making no money off of this,
and this site isn’t either. This is purely fan-fiction written by a weird
person who has absolutely nothing better to do than write this stuff. I don’t
own Harry Potter, Hogwarts, Snape, etc. J.K.R. does. I don’t own Erik the
Opera Ghost either—Gaston Leroux created him (or
simply wrote about him, I don’t know…) And I didn’t come up with Scooby Doo either, or the characters from it, sorry kiddies! Kiddies: WAHHHHHH!!! YOU BIG MEAN MEANIE!!! Me: Ok, well, sorry, but that’s life. --------------------------- |
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