Blue lights flashing in my rear view
The sheriff said, "Boy, I should have known it was you
You got 14 people in the back of this truck
I warned you twice and now I'm writing you up"
I said, "Officer what have I done?"
He smiled and said, "Boy, you're having too much fun"

Too much fun what's that mean?
It's like too much money - there's no such thing
It's like a girl too pretty or too much class
Being too lucky or a car too fast
No matter what they say I've done
I ain't never had to much fun

There was a fight Friday night at the Stumble Inn
Me and old Hardy just had to join in
Next thing you know we were both seeing stars
They threw us out closed down the bar
I said, "The Law Branch is open, the night's still young
And we ain't never had too much fun"

Too much fun what's that mean?
It's like too much money - there's no such thing
It's like a girl too pretty or too much class
Being too lucky or a car too fast
No matter what they say I've done
I ain't never had to much fun

I'm a holy terror, a tornado
Wind me up and turn me loose and let me go

Too much fun what's that mean?
It's like too much money - there's no such thing
It's like a girl to0 pretty or too much class
Being too lucky or a car to fast
No matter what they say I've done
I ain't never had too much fun

No matter what they say I've done
Well, I ain't never had too much fun

Give me the reins and let me run
'cause I ain't never had too much fun