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I’m a Yale student being there for 5 years. Have not had a date ever. I am a virgin. Have no friends (except for my grandmother), and I get beaten up at school. People make fun of me, and I don’t know y, I have a 5.0 gpa, I need friends. If your reading this I classify this as trying to be my friend. I will hunt u down. And then we will play Tetris till we fall over. I watch Lion King 1, 2, and 1 1/2 at least four times a day.
well................ im bored
so i'll tell u some secrets
My name is Bob. Join me please
My email is firstname.lastname@example.org
Please talk to me. And I will “reward” you
I may be dark, but I have no life
HOW DID YOU EVAN FIND THIS PLACE!!!
i no how... u must have no life
… you’re still reading this? Y??
well im going to tell you about some stuff anyway
I’m going to watch scary movie 4 this weekend
And I hope u watch
Whoeva u are…
U no who u r
Im not actually 100 years old
IF U FIND 1,000,000 DOLLARS N THE FLOOR WHAT WOULD U DO?!
I no what u wud do
U wud keep it
I don’t blame u
I wud 2
Because I’m a geek
People beat me up at school
And I feel very bad about this. I tell my grandma, who has aids, and she hits me and says that its my fault. Then she challenged me to arm wrestling and beat me horribly. Which is surprising because she is 150 years old.
I used to be gay, but now I am a member of the opposite sex. So now I’m normal. I adore Michael Jackson, and believe that he is amazingly cool, and sexy. i want to make out with him, but he keeps calling security.