Some things are so humiliating that you have to make them public..... or at least preserve them for later torture. This would be one of them.
My friend: i guess
My friend: it was like falling in love with you...except i was attracted to drew...
My friend: sorry that came out bad
Me: thanks a lot
My friend: sorry
My friend: if i was attracted to you i would so date you
My friend: but i think its the whole italian thing....
My friend: i don't like italians
If I've ever thought it was odd that I don't have more self-confidence, this brings me back to reality. It's hard to have any sort of pride when you hear things like this. Hooray for me, it's a great day to die.