snaliennation

BE AWARE OF SNALIEN INVASION IN YOUR HOME SNALIENS ARE OFTEN IDENTIFIED AS INNOCENT YET VERY FORGETFUL LITTLE GIRLS! IF YOU BELIEVE YOU HAVE BEEN A VICTIM OF SNALIEN INFILTRATION THERE ARE A FEW SHUR FIRE TEST YOU CAN TRY BUT PROCEED WITH CAUTION! 1.) TRY TICKLING THE SUSPECTED SNALIEN a)if after less than 25 seconds of tickle test the suspect starts to squeek and say "gotta go gotta go" stop tickling immediately as farther provocation can summon the entire snalien army(thousands of squealing little girls in your house b)the suspect will then run to nearest bathroom the call the mother ship and thell them it was a false alarm. 2.)SNALIENS ARE USUALLY IN POSESSION OFF SEVERAL ITEMS OF THIER LEADER (SPONG BOB SQUARE PANTS) THEY CANNOT RESIST THIS. a)if the tickle test worked part two is to show the snalien a spone bob toy if they act like they want it you need to contact the authorities immediately. 3)you can prevent them from making a distress call by throwing them in a mud puddle .they will try to resist but you can win.

snalien task force

snalien emergency network

snalien identification

• small girl
• squeels and squeeks alot
• has to pee often especially when provoked