Haynies Tight
Mood:  on fire
Topic: HAYNIES TIGHT
To Make Playoffs:
if Team burdman, L.O.D.D., and nutsack squirrel all decide to retire...E EE E EE E EEE E

To Win Division:
..just kidding..E E EEEEE EEE Eeeee

nutsack squirrel
Mood:  lazy
Topic: NUTSACK SQUIRREL
To Make Playoffs
win 2 games AND team burdman and/or L.O.D.D. lose 2 games and you have more points than them OR win out and team burdman and/or L.O.D.D. lose out

To Win Division:
win 2 games AND team burdman and L.O.D.D. lose 2 games and you have more points than both of them OR win out and team burdman and L.O.D.D. lose out

Louisiana's Own David Duke's
Mood:  hug me
Topic: L.O.D.D.
To Make Playoffs:
win out OR nutsack squirrel loses 2 of the remaing games AND/OR Team burdman loses out OR wins more games than Team burdman

To Win Division:
win out AND Team burdman loses a game OR win out Team burdman wins out AND have more points than Team burdman OR win more remaing games than Team burdman

Team burdman
Mood:  quizzical
Topic: TEAM BURDMAN
To Make Playoffs:
win out OR win 1 of the remaining games AND have more points than nutsack squirrel OR nutsack squirrel loses 2 games

To Win Division:
win out AND L.O.D.D. loses a game OR win out L.O.D.D. wins out AND have more points than L.O.D.D. OR win more remaing games than L.O.D.D.