ANNOUNCER: WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO WWE REVOLUTION!
Hudson: Hello fans, I'm Scott Hudson along with my partner Eric Garguilo, and we are proud to be with you tonight to bring you this exciting new chapter in sports entertainment history!
Garguilo: That's right Scotty, It's the dawn of a new era here in the WWE as the Revolution continues!
Hudson: Now let's kick it up to the ring where the WWE Revolution general manager, Vince Russo awaits.
RUSSO: Alright, first of all, you idiots who wasted your time watching the competition can wake up now cause we're gonna have some real entertainment tonight!
Russo: SO alright then, first things first. As many of you may or may not know, this company used to be known as the NWR...
(CROWD CHEERS)
Russo: Yeah, so anyway, somebody smartened up and decided to dump that waste of money and put some real money making power into it!
Hudson: We're not even two minutes into the show and Russo's already pissed me off!
Eric: Easy now Scott, remember what the doctor told you...
RUSSO: With that being said, effective immediately, all TNA wrestler contracts in WWE Revolution have been terminated!!!
HUDSON: WOW! I can't believe that!
RUSSO: Consequently, this company is left with some vacancies, one of which will be filled right now...
RUSSO: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I present to you, the First ever WWE REVOLUTION CHAMPION....
..THE GREAT KHALI!!!
Hudson: WOW! Unbeleivable! Khali is the handpicked champion by Vince Russo!
Eric: Well, If I had to pick a representative of my company, I'd definately go for a seven foot five monster like Khali!!!
Hudson: And there he is fans! The WWE REVOLUTION's first ever World Champion!
Eric: He might very well be the only champion here! Look at the size of this guy!
VOICE: RUSSO! HEY RUSSO!
Funk: Right here ya son of a bastard!
Hudson: Well would ya look at this, it's the Funkster, Terry Funk!
Funk: Let me tell you something ya Vince McMahon puppet! I refuse to sit back and watch you rape and mame the name of the NWR!, a company that my blood, Dory Funk Jr, built from the crumbs of the floor!
Funk: And then you put a world title around the waste of a man that's never even earned it! It's a disgrace and...
Russo: Shut the hell up old man!!! It's people like you that keep the world down, you freakin old people either need to go play binngo in your nursing homes or just die already!
Russo: Fact of the matter is, we're moving forward and you're stuck in the past!
Funk: Yeah, well I could still kick your ass and his too...
Russo: You can't even kick the bucket...Just Shut up already!
Ya know what...the past and the future are gonna meet tonight and just like the NWR, the WWE REVOLUTION champion, The Great Khali, is gonna make your tired old ass a distant memory!
Hudson: You go Funkster! Standing up for tradition! Fans it looks like the Great Khali will have his first shot at showing how worthy a champion he is when he takes on Terry Funk tonight!
Eric: Well, If I were a betting man, I'd put my money on Khali!
Hudson: you might just wanna hold onto your pocket with that one Eric!
Eric: Why is Cryme Tyme here?
Hudson: (sigh) We'll be back folks!
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