I've moved
https://www.angelfire.com/crazy/maggiissite/index.htm

Thats my new website. Visit it insted or die.

Once its done, it's gonna fucking rock your face.

Fucking X-treme marketing
Mood:  don't ask
Now Playing: Nothing
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

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X-TREEEEME! What the fuck? Since when was food X-TREME? And sports? Remember when they were just that: sports?

X-TREME food. The fuck? I have never, in my life, seen a food that kicked me in the face or did tricks on a skateboard.
I got some X-TREME food once, it tasted like shit. X-TREME shit maybe, but definitly not X-TREME.

Just because I'm in the mood, I made this:

BOBPOPS CERIAL
EAT IT OR FUCKING DIE
IT WILL BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF


Fuck all others. My cerial will rock. Eat it or fucking go to hell.

X-treme sports. More like X-treme bullshit. I see no difference from regular sports and X-TREME!!!!!!!!!!!! sports. What next? X-TREME frisbee?
I can imagine that. A guy catching a frisbee, and then it explodes for no reason. That would be da bomb. Less idiots in the world. I hate people.

X-treme movies. I can also see that. X-TREME king kong! Kong skateboards down the city and does 360 onto a halfpipe into a building! HOW FUCKING X-TREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


In conclusion: FUCK EXTREME.

Kids today
Mood:  irritated
Now Playing: Emerson, Lake, and Palmer - Karn Evil 9
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."


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Damn kids today...what the hell is up with them? Since when did queer and fag become popular? I guess if they are stuck in the 50s I suppose..

And whats with the music kids listen to, "Hip Hop" shit is getting old. Heres a typical hiphop song:

"YO YO YO
MY BIATCHAASS ARE IN DA HOOUUUWWWSEEEE
YO YO YO I WANT SOME O DAT ASS
YO YO YO
UH!
CHECK IT!"

And whats with kids and sex? I mean, its like, all they ever think about is

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK GOTTA HAVE SOME ASS FUCK FUCK FUCK"

Dammit...

And kids and video games. "NINTENDO IS GAY." Bah. I know one kid who has never even heard of the DualScreen. But oh, he heard of the PSP just fine. Damn kids today, always fucking up the world...We should start a team called, "Assbusters", that straightens out kids for good.

"Who ya gonna call?
ASSBUSTERS!"