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"Making short work of a clown..."
...And shorter work of a nobody...

The scene opens with a disclaimer for all to read.

The following program has been paid for by “Primetime” Paul Roberts, a ICWF superstar, the opinions expressed in the following are solely those of Mr. Roberts and should not reflect the opinions the network. This network, nor the ICWF, or any of either of there affiliates, necessarily support the claims and or products presented.

Following the disclaimer we open again with the music of Chris Cornel, the ever familiar tune of “You know my Name”. The music video of Paul Roberts is shown and after about twenty seconds we open on the day time talk show of Paul Roberts, “Primetime in the Daytime”.

As we open “Primetime in the Daytime” Paul Roberts is seen seated behind a desk wearing a white sweater, and a black leather jacket, with his feet up on the desk as “You know my name” continues to play the studio audience is very enthused by Roberts presence giving him a much more positive reaction then he normally gets from a regular pro wrestling crowd. As the music fades out into the background Roberts begins to speak.

Primetime: Ladies and gentlemen…Welcome back! To Primetime in the Daytime it has been far too long since I last saw all of you! I want to start things off by saying it felt great to be back in the ring again. And it felt even better to add yet another win to my impressive total but I cant take all the credit I did after all face a clown and well lets just say his oversized shoes made it all the easier to snap his ankle in half. As I start things off, I just want to ask…is this all the better this place can do for someone of my caliber? Bobo the clown? I mean come on seriously! I have defeated up and comers and Hall of Famers and this is what I am fed my first week in ICWF??? I made short work of the clown and he better never cross my path again!

Video from this past weeks Rumble is shown with Roberts being shown as the victor.

...The ref is admonishing Roberts for not releasing the hold, but he simply smirks at the ref and resumes his onslaught... Roberts grabs BoBo by the hair and pulls him to his feet... Roberts is setting him up for that patented VIRTEBREAKER finisher of his...He grabs BoBo around the neck and collarbone... He lifts BoBo up and ...BAMMM!!!!!... flips BoBo backwards causing him to land on his head!!... BoBo is laying there twitching'''''. Roberts turns BoBo over and makes the cover. 1..2..NO!! .......Roberts lifts BoBo’s head up at the last second!! The ref is questioning Roberts who simply walks to BoBo’s feet, turns him over and applies an Anklelock Submission!!!........ BoBo is unconscious and unable to tap, so the ref immediately calls for the bell!!!..... The ref is trying to force Roberts to release the hold........ after several minutes Roberts finally lets go of the unconscious clown.

YOUR WINNER of the bout by submission......PRIMETIME PAAAAAAAAUL ROBERTS!!!

Rb: What a debute for Primetime! I'm startin to like this guy!

BrJ: Why am I not surprised? Anyways, Paul Roberts is successful here tonight in his.....??

ICWF Staff members bring out several pieces of expensive , black leather furniture. The arrangement resembles that of a lounge-area of some sort.

The lights suddenly go dim.

Rb: And speaking of success....

"What You know Bout That" by T.I. begins to play throughout the arena as Robb Johnson stands up at the announcer's table and removes his headset. Confetti and glitter begin falling from the ceiling over the ring-area.

Rb: It's time for the most successful talk-show in cable-programming history! See ya in about 15 chump!

Robb makes his way to the ring and begins walking up the steel steps as the confetti and glitter continue to fall all over the ring and surrounding area.

BrJ: Well fans it looks like we're going to be subjected to another edition of 'Rappin With Robb', hosted by none other than my broadcast partner himself.

Robb stands in the middle of the ring as the lights come back on and the music dies down. He has a microphone in hand and begins to speak as the crowd continues to boo the former ICWF Champ and contraversal color-commentator…. Roberts stops the tape and it cuts to him at his desk with an irritated look on his face.

Primetime: I must say, when I played the tape back and watched my match I was happy right up until the finish of my match. And no it wasn’t the finish of my match that I was upset with no, no. It was Black Robbie jumping on my band wagon and then he has the nerve to call my history making first win in the ICWF short so he could set up his crappy talk show set! And then he has the gall to say that “Rappin with Robb” is the most successful talk show in cable programming history? I hope your watching this now Robb, cuz this is “Primetime in the Daytime” and nothing more needs to be said! Listen chump, I don’t give a damn who you are or were you came from, or if you own this freakin company or whatever it is that you do! The last time I saw you Robby Ray was in ASW when my boy Masset was kickin your ass all over Hawaii. So before you go and buy yourself a new ICWF “Primetime” Paul Roberts T-shirt and wear it to the next Rumble, I want you to know that I don’t want or need any endorsement by has-beens let alone a “Never Was” like you! I have done things in this business that you could only dream of. Don’t for one second think you are going to use “Primetime” Paul Roberts to get some of your old, “glory”, back if you can even call it that. Because I will walk over to that announcers table and slap the taste out of your mouth. How many World Title matches do you have to lose, to call yourself a legend anyway?

Roberts irritated look seems to fade a bit as he continues on to the next segment.

Primetime: Moving on to equally disappointing news is who the ICWF signed as my opponent this week. None other than another man who made his debut last week Gene Williams. Now I am not going to say that his debut was significantly less important than mine, oh who am I kidding, the guy is a nobody and doesn’t deserve to be in the ring with me! I see we have world title match this week. Between the World Champion Gladiator…whoah…now doesn’t that just make you shake in your boots, and the former champion Shawn Cassidy some barley over light weight punk who couldn’t hold my jock! This place is a freakin joke! I mean look at the wrestlers representing your company as the top of the food chain. I need to do something quick to keep this place alive or it will be time to close up shop before I even get started. Now I will go ahead and humor all the wrestling fans and have my little match with Gene Williams and send him back to the bottom feeders tank. But after that I need something a little more. Something I can really sink my teeth into, and I will have that for all of you next week following my win over Gene Williams. And yes, yes I saw his tape and I saw that he wants me to watch his match and I did and believe me its nothing special. You want me to show some interest in you? Show me something challenging Williams other wise it wouldn’t be wise to stand in front of a moving steam roller if you catch my drift. I have bigger fish to fry. Now I just hate to cut this short but there are no guests tonight on account that my opponent this week is just not worth talking to, but you all will be sure to see more of “Primetime” in the future, don’t worry about that. And with that being said…good day everybody.

Roberts waves to the crowd as he gets up from his desk and walks off the set as the crowd gives a mostly positive reaction to him. Feelers are still out, what is Primetime going to do next week? But if history has taught us anything, Roberts has never been one avoid crossing the line. What will his big challenge be? Will he be going after some stiffer competition? Perhaps Crow, the Can-Am champion or maybe he will challenge the winner of this weeks World Title match. Maybe he will even look to get him some more of Robb Johnson whom Roberts new in another organization. Who knows, you will have to tune in next week to find out. But one thing is for sure, “Primetime” never disappoints you can count on that.

Everyone knows my name!

"Primetime" Paul Roberts

Take a Look at Greatness!

ICWF Win Loss Record: 1-0-0
ICWF Singles Record: 1-0-0
ICWF Tag Team Record: 0-0-0

Next Match:
VS Gene Williams @ Sunday Night Rumble

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