Its okay…everyone wishes they could be me!

“Changes on the way?”

Vintage Primetime

The scene opens on the door of Roberts hotel resort Suit room 119. A currier knocks on the door holding a yellow envelope. At first there is no answer, so the currier knocks a second time. This time rustling can be heard and footsteps near the door. With a violent jerk the door opens.

Primetime: Chad! Not now-oh…um hi.

A half naked Roberts stands in the door way with a towel around his waist, as two half naked women walk up behind him.

Currier: Paul Roberts?

Primetime: Yeah, that’s me…hey wait a minute you don’t know who I-

Currier: Yeah, I know who you are…ya jack ass…I just have to by law ask you and you have to reply that you are indeed who I need to deliver this to.

Primetime: Okay pal, watch yourself.

Currier: What are you going to do? Punch me? Go ahead I would love a class action lawsuit right now.

Primetime: You make a strong argument my friend what do you have for me?

Currier: A letter, from ICWF TV Productions. Sign here please.

Roberts signs for the papers and the currier hands over the documents.

Currier: Have a nice day.

The Currier says sounding less than enthusiastic, he turns and walks away. Roberts watches the man leave, looking a little puzzled wondering why the man didn’t want a picture with him or something. “Primetime” takes a look at the large yellow envelope and steps back into his hotel room closing the door behind him.

Primetime: I bet they are sending me a bonus check for all the high ratings that my promos garner.

Roberts says with a cocky smile on his face, as the two girls laugh. He rips open the envelope and does not find a bonus check but a letter the head line reading…

Cease and Desist Gag Order.
From the ICWF board of directors and ICWF TV Productions.

Primetime: Gag order? What the hell?

Friendly Half Naked Girl #1:Whats going on Paul? Did you get a bonus check or what?

Friendly Half Naked Girl #2: Yeah, are we going clubbing?

The two girls say with a smile. Roberts intently reading down the paper says without turning away from the documents.

Primetime: Ladies, I think we need to call it a night. Maybe another time.

The disappointed girls get there things and leave the room grumbling and upset, as Roberts continues to read down. Here is the document in its entirety.

Paul Roberts, this is a legal cease and desist gag order concerning your vignettes turned in to ICWF Productions for loop play on ICWF TV. There have been a lot of complaints from talent and management alike about your rude, distasteful, disrespectful, and disgusting behavior that you routinely send in to be aired on ICWF TV as part of your contract with the ICWF. Because of this we, ICWF Productions are ordering you to refrain from any and all distasteful and disrespectful comments toward talent, management, and the ICWF in general. There has also been complaints of your running time being far to long for the typical loop cycle for ICWF TV. Please keep your promos for matches anywhere from one to two minutes long instead of your typical fifteen to twenty minutes long. However, ICWF is contractually obligated to provide a un bias platform for any and all contracted ICWF talent to express themselves for there upcoming matches. But, should you choose not to follow the preceding restrictions to your vignettes ICWF will fine you 100,000 dollars, and your promos will be subject to censor ship and must be preceded by a disclaimer waiving any and all responsibility from the ICWF and putting any and all legal repercussions from your views and comments solely on you and you alone. Please do not take this lightly, we look forward to your next submission to ICWF Productions. Thank you and have a great day.

Roberts puts the letter down on a side table.

Primetime: Well…that’s a swift kick in the nuts…That’s such bull, I cant believe this crap…

Roberts turns on the large living room 72 inch LCD TV to ICWF TV, to intentionally watch promos ran by his opponent for he first time since joining the ICWF. He is showing legitimate interest in his opponent as the cameras continue to tape what he is doing next. Two promos from Brimstone begin to roll after showing the one promo that has been submitted to ICWF TV this week so far by “Primetime” Paul Roberts. Still visibly irritated from the letter Roberts looks none to pleased with the promos from Brimstone.

After watching the promos from Brimstone, an irritated Roberts sits for a moment and then turns and motions for one of the two ICWF camera men standing behind him to come over in front of him.

Primetime: Get over here you fat ass, stand there and hold the camera. I have something to say to the big bad Brimstone. Just stand there and keep the camera pointed right at me, just stand there and do your job, it doesn’t take that much intelligence to stand there and hold a camera.

The camera man walks over and the view switches to the front so we see a shirtless Paul Roberts leaning back in his leather chair, the moonlight shining though the window, and the flickering lights from the TV the only light in the room.

Primetime: Alright…Brimstone, you big piece of crap…you have my attention now. Let me assure you I am not afraid of you, never did I run and hide I merely never had any interest in you. You have never given me any reason to be interested in you. You talk and talk about how I whine and cry all the time, and want everything given to me when I have done nothing in the ICWF, but he last time I checked I was the biggest acquisition in the history of this piece of crap company! I have seen so many like you come and go, the big bad man that goes bump in the night, the kind of guy who plays Halloween all year long. Well let me assure you “Primetime” Paul Roberts has been there and done that, I have faced far superior people than you and I have left them all staring up at the lights when the night was over. Oh yeah and trying to stir up trouble between me and Masset wont work, saying that I know deep inside me that I am not half as good as him, when he knows as well as I do that we are the only two living legends in the business today. He came to me wanting people to take him seriously, we have one tag team match and all of a sudden he is in the main event? I did him a favor and he will do one for me someday, I have no doubt about that.

Roberts turns and looks at he legal documents sitting on the end table next to his chair, he grabs them and begins again.

Primetime: Did you cry to the TV people Brimstone? Tired of getting no respect from the greatest ever? You should be thanking me Brimstone! Just the fact that your name is appearing next to mine on the marquee is going to make your stock go up like never before. When we are in the ring together you will get chills just by standing across the ring from the greatest of all time! But you fancy yourself some sort of monster but I know the truth and the truth is that you are just like everyone else, and you hide behind that mask because YOU are the coward. What is it your hiding under that mask Brimstone? Did the girls make fun of you in high school because you had a crater face? Pleas for Championship matches? All I am insisting on is what’s rightfully mine, and if you are half as dominant as you claim where is your gold big boy? Were is your legacy? You want to talk about me earning my way to the top? I have earned one of the best win loss records in the business, I have earned every championship that I never lost! Right as I speak, this very second I am still the rightful WCF World and National Champion, having never been beaten for either title. The rightful UWF World Champion, the rightful ASW X Champion. At my home in Hollywood I have all those championships in a trophy case, and I live every day knowing to be the man you have to beat the man. And I have never EVER been beaten for anything I have ever earned. Your nothing Brimstone, and when you step in the ring with the greatest wrestler that has ever laced up a pair of boots you will come to realize that.

Roberts turns and looks at the moon for a moment and then back at the camera.

Primetime: You know everyone talks and talks about my “massive” ego, like I have no reason to believe what I believe. Let me tell you something, what I have inside of me is confidence. Confidence, because of what I know I have done for this business. Arrogance? Like I told Masset a couple of weeks back, arrogance is when you think your better than everyone else. It’s a whole different story when you actually are. Your not the first person to say they are going to take me down a notch or two, or put me in my place; and I am sure you wont be the last. But the sad fact for you is, when it is all over and its all said and done. My hand will be raised and I will have proved yet again, the same thing that I have proven over and over again, that I am everything I say I am! I am the greatest wrestler to ever lace up a pair of boots, the alpha and omega of this world, the king of kings, the man who will go down in history as the absolute best ever!

Primetime looks over at the TV, were Brimstone can be seen in a cemetery, he rolls he eyes at the absolute ridiculous looking Brimstone.

Primetime:You think you intimidate your opponent by walking around in cemeteries and going every were in that stupid Halloween costume? Do you walk around Wal-mart in that thing? When you head over to fat burger do you look at the guy taking your money from under that mask? Or do you show your face and show them that you are just like them? Did you head over to Applebees after that promo wearing that ridiculous outfit? Seriously everyone just laughs at you man! My opponents always talk big talk leading up to the week they wrestle me but just seeing there name next to mine makes them wet there pants, just like I’m sure you did before and after your last promo. Scares the hell out of you doesn't it? Seeing your name next to mine...You can say your not scared all you want but everyone knows the reason you wear the mask is to hide your fear and shame. You actually think I am going to loose sleep over your promo? Please…Sorry stoner, but I will see you on Sunday, I need to get some sleep. I have to find those girls tomorrow, long day if you know what I mean. I almost feel bad about it but your ass kicking is coming a lot faster than you think.

Roberts grabs the remote and turns off the TV in the middle of the latest Brimstone promo, stands up from his chair and starts walking over to his bed wearing only a towel around his waist, his magnificent body almost glowing in the moonlight.

Primetime: Oh yeah…Brimstone, do yourself a favor and Take a look…at Greatness!

Roberts smirks as he opens his arms showing off his muscular physique, after a few moments the camera just fades to black.

You have to wonder though, with the arrival of the gag order from ICWF, will Roberts cater his promos to fit to managements liking?

Everyone knows my name!

"Primetime" Paul Roberts

Take a Look at Greatness!

Next Match:
vs Brimstone...@Rumble

*Fade to Black*

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