Viper couldn't hold his jock.....WCF World Heavywieght Champion!

The scene opens to the simulcast between DSW and WCF networks, upon opening we are in a Hollywood set, we see that Roberts’, wearing black wind pants and a white “wife beater” holding the WCF World title, is talking to what appears to be a director. They talk for a few moments and shake hands, Roberts walks toward the camera to discover that Chad and Everett are both standing next to it.

As we near Cyber Slam this Sunday hopefully things will get clearer, concerning all the mysterious phone calls and messages that have been happening with Roberts over the past few weeks. Whatever it is it appears that three people have agreed and another known as Master C has declined. But what could be the reason for being in a sound stage in Hollywood when Cyber Slam is in Cleveland this Sunday? As Roberts approaches his friends Chad and Everett, perhaps we will find out.

Primetime: Okay guys this is what is happening.

Chad: Shoot.

Primetime: I am going to step up in front of the camera for one time only this week, and do a couple of productions. The first will be known as “The Spider-web Effect.” The other will be known as “Death”, both will be produced by my production company, “Planet Primetime Productions”, that produces all of my primetime specials on network TV. Now my man Tyler Larson over there is going to direct my small vignettes, I would make them into full length feature films but honestly these need to air on DSW TV, so we need to scale them down a notch. So guys you two will be helping me in these productions we have other actors to play in them as well but on such short notice, we need to find guys fast, so you guys are gonna help out ok.

Everett: Sure, what do you need us to do?

Chad nods as well.

Primetime: Great, guys go over and grab a script from my man over there and I am going to go get ready, memorize those scripts and be ready by tonight.

Chad: Tonight?

Primetime: Yeah, what part of we need to produce these quickly because it is the last minute don’t you under stand?

Roberts walks off the stage and out the door as we see Chad and Everett go get scripts from the director. The screen fades to black and upon reopening we are seeing the finished product of “The Spider-web Effect”.

“Planet Primetime Productions” Presents:

A “Primetime” Paul Roberts film

Staring “Primetime” Paul Roberts as… Himself In

The Spider-Web Effect

Directed by Tyler Larson

The scene fades in and we see old footage from the first WCF Pay-Per-View “WCF Genesis”. The footage shows Paul Roberts nailing the Virtebreaker on Master C and covering him. One……two……three! Headstrong by Trapt hits the PA as Roberts stands on the turnbuckle holding up the WCF National Title. The screen fades to black and the image….

Pay-Per-View Record: 1 and 0

…appears on the screen. The scene opens up to the second WCF Pay-Per-View “WCF Golden Opportunity” The footage is from the main event of the evening where “Primetime” defeated then world champion Derreck Schaefer. Roberts hooks the leg, but special ref “WCF Prez Trev” refuses to count. Roberts stands up and lays out Trev as another ref comes out, after Roberts landed the Virtebreaker on Schaefer. One…Two….THREE!! Roberts stands on the corner turnbuckle holding up both the WCF National and World belts. The screen fades to black once more as the familiar image shows once again.

Pay-Per-View Record: 2 and 0

We fade back into the third and final WCF Pay-Per-View “WCF Texas Massacre” The promo aired before the match plays.

Primetime: I am afraid the WCF has put you in a lose-lose situation Mike. An image of Mike Carnage taking a long drag off of his cigarette, as it cuts back to Roberts.

Primetime: On be half of the WCF and myself, I would like to apologize for the situation you have been placed in Mike.

Carnage:“Hey Scott, do you want to know one, of the several reasons, that I rule?”

Scott:“Why is that Mike?”

Carnage:“Because I’m not a *BLEEP* whipped, little *BLEEP* that has a girlfriend who says ‘I love you’ one second, then when you turn your back, has sex with every other superstar on the WCF roster. Pfft, slut.

Primetime: Now this isn’t “Green Eggs and Ham, or the Cat in the Hat.

For this story is much more violent than that.

This Sunday on Pay-Per-View, there will be an epic battle of sorts.

Blood will be spilled by the pints and the quarts.

Carnage: “The fact of the matter is, he’s still way too *BLEEP*ucking green. He’s been facing nothing but, nothing but jobbers and curtain jerkers, with the exception of last week of course. None of the ‘wrestlers’ that he faced had any more than a year of experience, so it’s not like they’d pose much of a challenge anyway.”

Primetime: I have beaten everyone in my path! Xey Valentine and Rene Valintine are two completely different people! I took down a self proclaimed “wrestling God” and made him the retard you see today!

Carnage: VALENTINE WAS NOTHING COMPARED TO ME!

Primetime: I have faced far more talented men than you Carnage, and left them staring up at the lights when they were done.

Carnage: I AM MIKE “DDAY” CARNAGE DAMMIT!

Primetime: TAKE A LOOK …..AT GREATNESS!

Carnage: YOU WANT TO BE A CREDIBLE CHAMPION??????

Primetime: What do I have to do to gain some respect around here? Because defeating man after man week after week just does not seem to get it done.

Carnage: YOU HAVE TO BEAT SOMBODY LIKE ME! NO YOU HAVE TO BEAT ME! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME ROOKIE!

Primetime: If I have to beat everyone in this federation-

Carnage: YOU HAVE TO BEAT ME! BEAT ME!

Primetime: Then that is exactly what I will do-

Carnage: You are nothing Paul! Nothing compared to me!

Primetime: Till the only one left-

Carnage: It is going to be a Massacre.

Primetime: Is me! *echo*

Footage begins to roll from the final moments of the main event ladder Texas Massacre match. Both Roberts and Carnage on opposite ladders swinging hard punches at each other, neither budging. Roberts reaches across and hip tosses Carnage out of the ring and onto a table set up outside of the ring. The camera down at ring side focuses on the broken body of Mike “DDay” Carnage as he lay in a pile of broken table. The camera in the rind focuses on “Primetime” who takes a seat atop of the ladder and easily pulls down the belt. He holds it close to him as “Headstrong” hits the PA, and it fades to black once again. With the win loss recorded showing.

Pay-Per-View Record: 3 and 0

When we fade back in we see the DSW logo on the screen, and we hear DSW fans chanting the all familiar DSW repetition. “DSW! DSW! DSW!” The logo for DSW: New Beginnings shows on the screen and footage from Roberts’ first match in the DSW against Mike Thorn shows. Firstly we see Roberts making his way to the ring, with the WCF title around his waist, but quickly transitions to show Roberts landing the Virtebreaker on Mike Thorn and pinning him for One…Two…Three!!! And fades to black once again with the record showing.

Pay-Per-View Record: 4 and 0

We fade back in where we see none other than Everett Gross standing in front of a DSW podium.

Everett: That was the Pay-Per-View history of a great man. A man named “Primetime” Paul Roberts; he became the biggest thing to hit wrestling since, well…ever. A World Title and an undefeated Pay-Per-View record is a pretty impressive feet in this business not to mention in his rookie year. When fate had it that the WCF would close its doors for the time being Roberts was not content on just ending it there, his manager and a close “friend” of mine, Chad “The Truth” Monie got him a match at a Pay-Per-View called New Beginnings, for an up and coming company known as the DSW, Deep South Wrestling. Now Paul was less than enthused about having to start at the bottom and work his way up once again, so he brought his WCF World Title with him to DSW, and many were offended. But one must ask themselves what would have happened if it happened differently? What would have happened if Paul Roberts did not bring his WCF title to DSW, what if he didn’t come to DSW at all? Well that is why I am here, we will take a look at the spider web effect that would have happened if Paul Roberts had not blessed DSW with his presence. So with out further interruption let me show you exactly what would have happened to the DSW, a company with great potential, that would have gone on with out the greatest superstar that this business has to offer.

The screen fades out and we are back in “Primetime” Paul Roberts house, it appears to be the same promo that debut Roberts back before New Beginnings. The camera makes his way through the house, takes a close up look at a belt that looks remarkably similar to the DSW Title it is the WCF title, it moves on to find Roberts and his group in the kitchen.

Chad: Paul I got you a match at a Pay-Per-View.

Primetime: Oh did you now?

Chad: Yeah, this is DSW, Deep South Wrestling.

Primetime: Deep South Wrestling? Come on you want me going to wrestle down south with a bunch of rednecks in the boonies?

Chad: Don’t let the name fool you, there is great competition there.

Primetime: Naw, I don’t think so.

Bridget: What do you mean? Your not going to show up at the Pay-Per-View?

Primetime: Naw, I accomplished all I wanted to do in the WCF, what else is there for me to do? I mean I have destroyed every opponent in my path and defeated an all time great like Carnage, I think I may go back to acting.

Chad: You have to be kidding, I already set it up.

Primetime: Well undo it, because I am done! I accomplished more in four months than most do in a whole career! End this DSW thing now! I mean come on there is probably a good for nothing lousy piece of trash named, oh I don’t know, Viper that goes around picking his nose, and playing in the mud. I am not doing the show and that’s final.

Roberts walks out of the room and the camera fades to black. And reopens with the DSW New Beginnings logo where we see a look alike that is obviously not Viper walk out to the ring with his finger up his nose.

Fake Viper: *With finger in nose* I am the man here! Each and everyone of you crap jobs in the crowd want to be me!

He takes his finger out of his nose and starts to scratch his butt. He then takes his hand and pulls it through is greasy hair.

Fake Viper: This is New Beginnings! And all of you will worship me!

People start filing out of the building. As a “DSW Sucks” chant starts.

Fake Viper: No wait were are all of you morons going??? Get back here!

He once again sticks his finger up his nose.

Fake Viper: You know that all of you have my poster on your wall!

Nearly the whole building has now filed out of the building as Viper continues to talk.

Fake Viper: No one is better than me! I am a legend! And if it were not for me! The DSW would never get off the ground!

Sadly the screen fades out from this, to show “Viper” in “Prez Bracken’s” office.

Fake Viper: Wasn’t that great what I did out there bosssssssssssssss?

Fake Bracken: Stop that, now I know that you are mentally handicapped but come on seriously you killed the DSW at its first Pay-Per-View, if there was a DSW to run anymore I would fire you, but sadly you have killed it by being on the mic for a mere forty five seconds.

Fake Viper: Hey want to see me do a trick?

Fake Bracken: No.

Fake Viper: Come on…

Fake Bracken: No.

Fake Viper: Come on…

And this just keeps going on as it fades to black. And transitions to PWI (Pro wrestling illustrated) covers. The first one shown is that of Viper killing DSW at its first Pay-Per-View. The picture on the cover is that of Viper picking his nose, that one disappears to show the next cover. It appears that ECFW fans heard of Viper and out of fear of having to listen to him for ten seconds they too quit showing up for live events and without a crowd a wrestling business can not survive as the picture shows an empty arena, and the title “The ECFW fans found out about Viper.” at the top. The next issue of PWI shows a black cover with the words, “Dark Days for Wrestling”, the book opens to show nothing inside. This too we can thank Viper for. And lastly one last cover of PWI is shown and it is one with the staff of PWI is shown in the cover, with the title “Farwell all people who used to be wrestling fans.” At the bottom of the cover it says, “Oh why did anyone ever let Viper headline DSW?” The screen fades to black and re opens with Everett Gross once again standing in front of a DSW podium.

Everett: It would have been truly sad indeed. As you can see if “Primetime” Paul Roberts, had not came to DSW, Viper would have gotten the time at New Beginnings were Roberts match with Thorn took place. And as you can see after only forty-five seconds with Viper on the mic, it killed the entire wrestling business that we all enjoy today. Now as a word of advice to the DSW management, keep Viper off DSW airways, he may turn more and more people off from DSW, hell I would not be surprised if people just got up and hit there TV’s with a sledgehammer. So obviously it is an excellent thing that my good friend Paul Roberts has graced a DSW ring, and surely if he had not the wrestling world would have been doomed, as Viper’s time on the mic would have spider webbed out to kill the entire wrestling industry. That is all for us today, we look forward to ending the mentally challenged ingrate they call Viper at Cyber Slam, on behalf of myself, Chad “The Truth” Monie, “Primetime” Paul Roberts, and the entire WCF, good night.

Gross, exits the stage as “Remedy” by Seether begins to play, why is the question, no one in Roberts group has music other than Paul, what does “Remedy” have to do with Roberts? Gross? Or Monie? As the stage remains empty an image begins to superimpose itself on the screen, it starts out extremely faded, but as you continue to watch it is the WCF letters engulfed in flames. That sits on screen for eight seconds or so, and then fades out, but another flaming message superimposes on the screen following it, once it completely fades in it can be read as, “Get Ready For the Revolution….” That fades out as well, as a date also in flames follows on screen. “06/11/06…” With that the music fades out along with the screen and ultimately remains black.

“Primetime” Paul Roberts

Take a Look at Greatness!

*Fade to Black*