We open up inside the Primetime gym, Paul Roberts personally owned gym. We are inside the ring, Roberts and his sparring partner are going around and round, with strike and counter strike, seemingly working on reversals. Todd McElroy spouting instructions, as he glances down at his stop watch. Roberts and his partner in the ring perform a chain of reversals, as Chad Monie walks inside the gym. McElroy: Come on! Run over him, keep going! There is an escape for every reversal, a reversal for every reversal! Roll over him! As Monie walks inside, Roberts finally catches his sparring opponent in the Rear Naked Choke! His opponent immediately taps out! McElroy: *Todd laughs to himself as he watches Roberts finally grab his opponent in the Rear Naked Choke* Time… Chad: How’s our boy doing? McElroy: Roberts? – Roberts cuts off Todd before he can respond. Primetime: I’m doing great… Roberts says as he grabs a water bottle and downs it. McElroy: Ehhhh… Primetime: Kincaid is going down, I might make him tap out just for fun. Roberts says as he takes another drink of water. McElroy: Your boy is impressive Monie, I’ll give you that. But if he wants to win this thing, he’s gonna have to fight this guy hard! Like he did Apollo, there aint no push over’s here. Chad looks back and forth between Roberts and McElroy, as Roberts shrugs his shoulders. Primetime: He’s just another fighter, just another bump in the road on my path to the Primetime Championship. McElroy turns to Chad in confusion. McElroy: Can you please explain to me, his obsession with the Prime Time championship? Every, fighter’s goal should be the World Title, he doesn’t seem to give two hoots about it. I’ve never trained a guy who doesn’t want the title. Roberts walks over taking a breather, leaning in the corner taking another drink of water. Chad: Paul, has been a World Champion more than once, there was a time when all he cared about was the World Title, but then he became World Champion, never lost it, won a second World Championship, he became so dominant, I guess he just got bored with World Titles. McElroy: Bored… With being the World Champion…. McElroy, understandably confused looks back at Roberts, who takes another long drink from the water bottle. Primetime: Its like this, I’ve been there and done that. I’m a two time World Champion, and I never lost either belt; or any belt for that matter. Code Red Wrestling knows it, they created a championship to honor me. The Primetime Championship is clearly a championship to honor not just legends such as myself, but to honor me and my greatness. I’ve had the whole world, and I still have it. Diego, is only holding the strap till I come for it. I’m not after the Code Red World Championship because no one can stand toe to toe with me. Not “Carnage” , not Diego, not anyone. Chad: Well Matt Stone seems to believe he has some claim to the Prime Time Championship, seeing as how he’s the champion and all. Primetime: Pfft… Matt Stone is a two bit chump. McElroy: Now look, we cant look at anyone else right now than Andrew Kincaid! He’s the guy Pau has this week, and nothing moves forward until we make it past Kincaid. Primetime: Its already over. McElroy: AINT NOTHIN OVER— Chad: Listen, I understand what you are trying to do Todd, and we appreciate you training Paul, and pushing his limits, but part of what got Paul to where he is today is his confidence. Primetime: I’m telling you guys… Its already over. An awkward pause ensues for a few moments, and then Todd speaks up wanting to get back to work. McElroy: Break time is over! Get back to work will ya! You’re gonna cool down! Primetime: What happened to our boy Kincaid anyway? He speaks up right away and then vanishes without a trace! Guess, he got tired of embarrassing himself. Roberts and his sparring partner begin once again as they tie up in the center of the ring. As we fade to black, as the days pass on day by day, the hours seem like days, and the days seem like weeks for those awaiting to hear from Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid about his mammoth of a match with Paul Roberts this Sunday at Face Off. After Face Off “Primetime” Paul Roberts will once again be after the Prime Time Champion in a federation full of stars looking for gold. The man they call “Carnage” is merely an obstacle in his path to the Prime Time championship. The fans of the CRW deserve a champion that actually is as good as he claims, not some old factory insult.
The past few weeks have been all too revealing that there is a changing of the guard in CRW. Many of Code Red Wrestling’s stars are hardly seen on CRW TV, while the whole time “Primetime” Paul Roberts has been pissing off the whole roster. Before Roberts can get his hands on what he deems to be “His” “Primetime” Championship, Roberts must defeat Andrew Kincaid this Sunday. Unfortunately for the CRW fans Mr. Kincaid has been in hiding for a while following his one and only appearance on CRW TV leading into his match with “Primetime”. But hey, can you blame him? No one in there right mind would want to get in the ring one on one with the greatest wrestler that ever lived. But hey, since “Carnage” wont come to you, we decided to go out and find him. Paul Roberts has gathered his production team and is going to find out once and for all why Kincaid has gone silent. As the scene opens we have not yet begun the film what we see is backstage personnel, camera men, mic operators, and directors and such. As the people slowly move out from camera view we see our good friend Chad “The Truth” Monie sitting in a director’s style chair checking out CRW-TV seeing if Kincaid, maybe, by some miracle grew a set of nuts and showed up. But no luck, as the promos move on a commercial begins to role, the Code Red commercial for Face Off features “Primetime”. Various images from the last few events are shown and finally Roberts putting Leander Apollo through a table at the Mayhem Pay-Per-View. Quickly it cuts to “Primetime” in studio where he is standing in front of the CRW banner. Primetime: Check out Code Red Wresting, Sundays on ESPN! Roberts points at the screen, with a smirk on his face. And the camera cuts to the CRW banner showing the date and time of the events. Chad: That’s ridiculous. Just as he says that Roberts walks up from behind. Primetime: No, that’s awesome. Roberts says with a cocky smile, as Monie turns around to see Roberts. Primetime: If management knows what’s good for them, they’ll put the face of the king of primetime on their commercials. I mean who wouldn’t tune in to see me? Chad: You do have a point. Primetime: What’s the deal, anything from our friend Andy? Chad: No such luck, the guy is still hiding since his first promo. Primetime: Well... let’s go find him. Roberts says with a devilish smile growing on his face. The screen fades to black. The following program has been paid for by “Primetime” Paul Roberts, a CRW superstar, this network and Code Red Wrestling do not necessarily support the claims and or events presented. This presentation is for entertainment purposes only. Any and all characters in the following film are entirely fictional, along with any information derived from those said characters. The characters and environments in the following program are in no way related to the wrestler Andrew “Carnage” Kincaid. Any and all comments made by the characters are entirely fictional. As the scene reopens we find our selves in what looks like a missing persons office at FBI headquarters. Everyone is dressed in coat and tie except for the ladies who are dressed in woman’s pants suits. Everyone is working amongst themselves when Paul Roberts walks into the room also dressed in a black suit and tie. Primetime: Okay, listen up people we have a missing persons case that I am going to need everyone’s help on. The missing person is Andrew Kincaid, he is a well known pro wrestler…I guess. Apparently he has done some things in some places with some people. He is also alleged to be heavily involved with certain gangs, so this very well could be gang related so everyone needs to be careful. Mr. Kincaid was last seen at a pub upstate. I am going to head up to that bar and start asking questions. Chad, I want you to head over to his grandmother’s place where he allegedly grew up. Get in her face a little, rough her up if you have to, from what I hear she is a pretty wild lady so get some information out of her. Todd I want you to go to his old school and find whatever leads you can. McElroy: … Todd gives Paul an irritated look, clearly not wanting to participate in yet again another primetime production. However, at least this time his cloths fit. Primetime: …If… You cant handle it, I GUESS I can go down to his old school FOR you… McElroy rolls his eyes. McElroy: I’ll take care of it. The screen fades to black and upon reopening Roberts is in a restaurant, and from the surroundings, it looks as if he was unable to locate the same bar that Kincaid was last seen filming in because this is clearly not the same place. This is more of a greasy diner, than an old style pub. But details, details, no one really paid that much attention to Kincaid’s promo anyway. Now Roberts walks into the diner, and makes his way to the kitchen were a greasy man with a spatula is making hamburgers. Primetime: Sir. The man just continues his work and ignores Roberts. Primetime: SIR! The man turns around and a scowl comes across his face. Greasy Man: What do you want? Primetime: I just wanted to ask you a few questions about this man. Roberts reaches into his front pocket and pulls out a picture of Andrew Kincaid. Greasy Man: Yeah, so what. Primetime: Well I was wondering if you have ever in your life seen this man. Greasy Man: Yeah, so what if I did? I mean I don’t date everyone who comes into the restaurant. Primetime: Is that right? Greasy Man: Yeah, it is, so what of it? Primetime: Well this man went missing shortly after submitting his one and only promo to Code Red Wrestling, for a match where he will be facing me. Aside from a couple of cameo appearances in his retarded partner’s promo, he has not been seen since. Greasy Man: CRW? Rasslin? Eh, I don’t watch that crap. Primetime: Sir… Roberts shoots the man a look knowing that he is lying. Primetime: I could have you arrested for interfering with a federal investigation. Greasy Man: Okay, maybe I catch it on TV from time to time, wait a minute….You a federal? Primetime: Do you think I am? Greasy Man: Not really. Show me some badge or something. Primetime: I don’t have time for this, did you see the man here or not? Greasy Man: Yeah, I saw him. He was here with some guy, yeah, the guy with the hair. Primetime: The guy with… the hair. Greasy Man: Yeah. Primetime: Interesting, so this guy with the hair, did he have any identifying marks? Like a scar or a tattoo? Greasy Man: Naw, just his hair, he was the guy with the hair. Primetime: Well great. Thank you for all your help. Greasy Man: Well one more thing… Primetime: Yeah? Whats that? Greasy Man: I saw him murder some guy, yeah, the guy with the face. Yeah, really bad for business, you know people don’t like going out and getting murdered you know. Primetime: So I have heard… You are sure you saw him murder...the guy with the...face? Greasy Man: No...not sure, but pretty sure, I mean I saw them come in togeather and then when he left he left by himself. If you ask me, the guy is probably in jail. Did you check jail? Primetime: You know, I didn’t check jail. Greasy Man: You should check there next, that’s probably where he is. That’s way he cants go around killin people anymore. Primetime: Good point. The screen transitions to Chad outside of an old rundown old shed of a house. The very same that Andrew Kincaid had supposedly grown up in, or at least, the way Paul saw it. Chad walks up to the door and gives it a knock to see if the old lady is home. Following the knock the door simply just falls down, and he lets himself inside. Chad: Hello? Is anyone here? After a few moments Monie appears to lose his patience. Chad: Yo! Old bitch where are you?!? Chad quickly turns around and some fat old lady comes waddling around the corner. Fat Old Lady: What the hell do you want? Just then she sees her front door laying on the floor. Fat Old Lady: What the hell did you do to my door asshole??? The old lady goes and picks up the door and hooks it back on its hinges. Chad: I’m just here to ask you a few questions. Fat Old Lady: Well you better get to askin because I have a busy day ahead of me, my TV show is going to be on soon, and then I am headin down to the county fair to get me some baby back ribs and chocolate cake! Chad: Sure ma’am this should only take a minute. Have you ever seen this man? Chad pulls a picture of “Carnage” out from his coat and hands it to the woman. Fat Old Lady: Well sure as shit I have, he is my good for nothing son. That piece of crap aint been back to wash my back in ages. Chad: Yeah, well you see the reason we ask is because about a week ago, he went missing and we are trying to locate him. Fat Old Lady: Well shit I don’t know where that piece of crap is hiding. Last time this happened his high school called me telling me they couldn’t find him. Sayin that he got in some sort of fight, but never showed up. He is always doing this, I saw on the TV that he has some fight this week with that dreamy guy from the TV movies. If I were him I wouldn’t fight him neither. Chad: Yeah, Paul Roberts – Fat Old Lady: PAUL ROBERTS! Man how many times have I dreamt of having that hot piece of man between my legs- Chad: OKAY! That’s enough. An awkward silence follows for only a moment or two. Chad: Ma’am we are trying to locate him, any idea where he might be? Fat Old Lady: Beats me, if I were to guess I would check the homeless shelter, he likes to go there sometimes to eat and stuff, since he doesn’t have any money and stuff. Chad: … Yeah, well thank you, you have been most helpful. Fat Old Lady: Glad I could help, next time you guys come bring that dreamy primetime TV boy with you. The camera transitions once again this time to Todd McElroy, who appears to be (although somewhat reluctantly participating) talking to one of Andrew Kincaid’s old teachers. McElroy: Okay, and what grade did you teach Kincaid? Teach: Kindergarten. McElroy: Kin… Kindergarden…*sigh* Okay, and how did he do in school? Teach: Oh, he always had trouble, it took him till the fourth time coming through my class to learn the alphabet. McElroy: …. I see… Teach: Yeah, it was really sad, and he was always picking on the other kids. He wouldn’t nap during nap time, and the mouth that child had was unbelievable. One time I told him that he couldn’t have his milk until nap time and jumped right at me and said “Shit you!” McElroy: ..Ahem… Shit you? Teach: Yeah, he never was really good at appropriate use of curse words, but he would do it all the time. McElroy: Well the reason I am here today is because he has gone missing and we need to find him, the last place he was seen live was at CRW: Mayhem on Pay-Per-View, the same program that saw Paul Roberts win a BRUTAL Last Man Standing match. Kincaid and his partner won some tag team mach, but most of the crowd went to the concession stand during that match. Teach: Oh, that old wrestling program. I’m afraid I haven’t seen him since then. McElroy: …Ehem… Do you have any idea where he might be? Todd says poorly as if he were reading it straight off the script. Teach: Well whenever he got challenged to fights back in kindergarten he would always go and hind in the bath room on account that he would normally wet his pants. McElroy: … I see… Teach: If I were you I would check the bathrooms at the Under Armor Arena, back in school, he would sometimes he would hide in there and accidentally lock himself in. I would tell him the lock is on the door knob but we would always have to get a lock smith in here to let him out. He wasn’t the brightest boy you know. McElroy: …So I have heard… The camera transitions again back to the missing persons office where Roberts is attempting to put together a time line to where he is. Unfortunately no one knows much about his current whereabouts. Roberts turns around and addresses the office. Primetime: Well, I have accepted that people who cant be found typically don’t want to be found. So if nothing else I guess we can hope that he will show up this Sunday at Face Off. Chad: His mother said that he sometimes hangs out at the local homeless shelter, I went there and checked it out. I guess he just comes by and mocks the homeless, laughing at them because they have no money, or so the residents say; but he wasn’t there. McElroy: I had the custodial crew check all the bathrooms in the Under Armor Arena, but no luck. Primetime: Well as long as he isn’t dead, I will still see him at Face Off. He can run from me till then but eventually he will have to stand toe to toe with the greatest wrestler alive and his fate will be the same as all the rest. And he knows it. McElroy: My guess is he is in some bath room somewhere wetting his pants thinking about facing you this Sunday. Chad: Or he could just be out swiping food out of garbage’s ripping off bums. Not to eat it, just to take it so the bums can’t have it, he is kind of an asshole like that. Primetime: Any one of those things could be true, but the fact remains that he will meet me in the ring this Sunday, and after it is all said and done his nightmare will be over and he can go back to his normal life. And I will no longer have to go searching for my opponents, well at least I hope anyway. You know, he is mocking and stealing food from bums, and people call me an asshole? Wow. Roberts turns around and erases the marker board with all the information on it regarding the disappearance of Andrew KIncaid. The camera fades to black. The proceeding program was paid for by “Primetime” Paul Roberts, a CRW superstar. All the characters in the film were paid actors, selected and paid by Paul Roberts. The script was written by Paul Roberts, and the characters within were entirely fictional. The program was for entertainment purposes only and any and all comments should be taken as such. This network and Code Red Wrestlig do not necessarily support the claims and or events presented.
Career Win/Loss Record: 31-9-2 Pay-Per-View Win/Loss Record: 15-1 Championship match Win/Loss Record: 8-0 *Fade to Black*
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