Fear...

Fear...

FEAR!

Fear the Chaos...

Ahahahahaha!

Fear the Midget...

The best there’s ever gonna be!

"The Journey Begins"

The scene opens in Masset’s locker room for the week, yeah no big expensive Hollywood California mansion this time, just Masset’s crappy locker room that we see every week. But something is different, though it is hard to put your finger on it…ah yes, it’s the giant “welcome back Chaos Theory” banner on the usually white wall in Masset’s locker room, which I guess makes this the Chaos Theory locker room now. Snow is just putting the finishing touches on hanging the banner, the small miniature man standing atop the tall ladder. But something isn’t right, Snow has an evil look on his face, as if he is planning something, and he never does anything nice for Masset, let alone Paul Roberts who he does not seem to care for.

A toilet flushes and out pops Masset out of a side room as he dries his freshly washed hands. Masset sees the sign and immediately knows something is up.

Masset: Okay, what’s going on?

Snow: Oh, whatever do you mean?

Snow says with a terribly attempted old English accent, smiling the whole time as Masset lifts one eyebrow.

Masset: I mean what is with the banner? Your going to ruin your image, Snow, people will think you are nice.

Snow lets out a devilish laugh as the door to the locker room opens up, Snow jumps from the top of the ladder to the floor so he can see his work unfold as Masset rolls his eyes at Snow’s prank. As the door opens a large bucket of ice water falls down onto the man walking through the door. We all assume it is Masset’s tag team partner “Primetime” Paul Roberts, as the man screams like a little girl to Snows enjoyment.

Snow: Welcome to our locker room bitches!

Snow says smiling and laughing like a madman. But as the man in front drenched from head to toe in freezing ice water jumps around screaming another man dressed in a white power suit with a black tie and matching shades walks in second, this is of course the man we all call “Primetime” the man dripping wet is Chad Monie. When Snow realizes this he becomes less than thrilled with his prank and he kicks over the ladder in anger tipping it over and it smacks the floor also tearing half of the Chaos Theory banner off the wall.

Masset: Well you sure took your time, Paul…

Snow: Yeah you’re an hour and a half late! I waited all that time just to see Chad get soaked with ice water!? What a waste!

Primetime: Yeah, sorry to keep you waiting, but I met a few ladies on the flight over, and well lets just say they wanted to come back to my hotel to become better acquainted.

Roberts says fixing his tie, with a grin on his face.

Chad: Sorry Masset…

Chad says shivering

Chad: I tried to hurry him along but unfortunately him being late is something you will probably have to plan for.

Masset: Yeah I heard that about my good buddy Primetime, but hey if we can get to the tag team gold, he can be as late as he wants. Figuratively speaking. Seriously, don’t be late.

Roberts interjects himself in the conversation.

Primetime: Whoa, whoa….what’s this “if” stuff? You said you could get us a tag team title shot.

Masset: What I said was a hypothetical, I asked if I could get one if it would do anything for you.

Primetime: Yeah, and I said I wanted a title shot, so our match this week is for the titles right?

Masset: Not exactly.

Snow: Thick headed, this one….

Masset: You know how this works Paul, you didn’t get a world title shot in your first singles match did you?

Primetime: No, and it was a load of crap! I should have I mean I won the world title in only eleven professional matches!

Masset: Right, but you were not just given a world title shot in your first match, you had to earn it. Remember…eleven matches?

Primetime: I’m not sure if you remember Masset, but this is not our first rodeo. We are practically legends in the tag team division.

Masset: Paul, this is our first match here in the ICWF, so no It’s not a title match.

Primetime: Is the match at least the main event?

Masset: No, I…….

Snow: Masset has been floundering around in the shallow end since he got here to the ICWF. He can’t get any respect, and it doesn’t help that he just got his butt kicked by Brimstone.

A shocked look grows on the face of Roberts.

Primetime: Brimstone? Masset come on!

Masset: Hey, I’m more shocked than anybody. It doesn’t matter if you have a better performance than your opponent, the end result doesn’t always reflect that.

Primetime: Yeah, but Brimstone!?

Chad: Slow down there Pauly, your singles record here in the ICWF is less than stellar itself.

Primetime: Seriously Chad, shut up your stupid face!

Masset: What this means for everyone is that it is a chance to get started on right side of the win-loss coulomb.

Snow Yeah, you’re pretty shy on Ws lately aren’t ya Mr. King of everything.

Primetime: Snow, I swear to god I will beat the living dog snot out of you if you keep it up.

Snow: Yeah I have seen your tapes from the ICWF, I’m shaken in my boots!

Primetime: Okay, seriously it’s not that bad, I left before I had a chance to fix it! Now I am back and we can go ahead and fix my winning percentage.

Chad: Yeah, actually you got hurt in a qualifying match for the world title, you didn’t really leave, then you wanted me to extend your paid leave time as long as possible.

Primetime: Would everyone just shut up about me??? Look at Mr. Hall of Famer over there he is the one who lost to Brimstone! Brimstone!

Masset: Okay seriously all this arguing isn’t getting us anywhere, Chaos Theory needs to get off to a good start, and we need to start with Pandemic.

Primetime: Who the hell is Pandemic?

Roberts says with a puzzled look on his face.

Snow: They are your opponents this week genius...but yeah, seriously who are they?

Masset: No idea, never heard of them.

Primetime: ICWF is putting us in a match against two people no has ever heard of?

Chad: Well, actually they’ve been here for several months. They lost to the Ultimate Athletes at the last Pay Per View.

Snow: Well aren’t you just full of useless information.

Chad: Well I would hardly call it useless.

Primetime: Yeah, this is what I pay him for, to keep me informed.

Snow: Masset pays me to torture and insult him.

Primetime: Yeah, how is that working for you?

Masset:

Primetime:

Chad:

Snow:

Primetime: …*cough*Brimstone*cough*

Chad: Anyway, these guys in Pandemic are Pneumo and Thrax not really world championship material but still people we should take seriously.

Masset: Nemo?

Primetime: and Tracks-

Chad: Thrax, as in anthrax and pneumonia I presume, but I am sure it is suppose to strike fear into there opponent.

Primetime: Right…Masset what do you say me and you go catch a show, check out a club or two.

Chad: It’s the middle of the afternoon…

Masset: Okay! Anything has to be better than training with Snow.

Masset and Roberts begin to leave the locker room, leaving Snow and Chad behind.

Chad: Um, Paul we should really get a game plan together for Pandemic.

Snow: Masset! We needs to get some training done you lazy bum!

Primetime: Yeah, well our match isn’t until Sunday there will be plenty of time for game planning later.

Masset: Yeah, and what has your training ever done for me other than left me sore for my match?

Primetime: Not to mention winless against the likes of—

Masset: Shut it.

Masset and Roberts leave and the door shuts behind them.

Chad: Son of-

Snow: -A BITCH! Your boy Roberts is going to piss me off, Monie….

The scene fades to black, as Chad and Snow are left to ponder the next move for Chaos Theory while Masset and Roberts ready themselves the “Primetime” way for their next match. As this journey begins for the team that will without a doubt go down in history as the greatest tag team ever one has to wonder, how will it end?

Chaos Theory!

Masset and Paul Roberts

Take a Look at Greatness!

ICWF: Tag Team Record: 0-0-0

Next Match: Vs Pandemic @ Sunday Rumble

*Fade to Black*

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