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As the scene opens it is early morning following last Sunday’s Slaughter. As the camera pans around we can see Paul Roberts standing in the kitchen area of his deluxe hotel suite. He is wearing a black polo shirt with blue jeans, he lifts up his coffee cup and takes a sip. As he makes his way over to the table he sits down and begins to make a cell phone call to his manager Chad Monie.
Last Sunday was not only a history making event when Paul Roberts joined Chaos Theory making it once again the greatest faction in the history of wrestling. But it was an intense event which saw Dangerous Alliance make more than one statement when they spray painted there opponents and left them laying. Masset was one of the victims but Chaos Theory could do nothing to help him because DA barricaded the door to there locker room. We also saw Roberts make a statement when he attacked CASH following his loss to Van Morbious, CASH declined Roberts’ challenge for an Ultimate X match for the X title for this Wednesday’s show but Roberts proved that he could take the X title when ever he felt like it and there was nothing that CASH could do about it. Eventually CASH will have to give Roberts his title match and then CASH will find out why Roberts is one of the most dominant champions in the history of the sport.
But with the decline of one challenge brings a new opportunity to get the first win for the new Chaos Theory tag team of Masset and “Primetime” Paul Roberts. Today Roberts will have his first formal meeting with the man himself the world champion Masset. Roberts brings his phone to his ear and listens for Monie to answer his phone.
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Ring…
Ring.. Chad: Hello? Primetime: Yo, Chad were you at man? Chad: You are telling me you are actually up this early? Primetime: Are you kidding? I haven’t been this excited since my WCF days. Chad: Well I know you have a lot going on but come on it is like 6:30 am, we aren’t set to meet Masset till like noon. Primetime: Oh well I am sure he wont mind us showing up a bit early. Chad: Yeah a BIT early not like five hours. Primetime: Just get over here. Chad: I will be over there shortly, give me like a half hour. Primetime: A half hour??? What the heck do you have to do? Chad: Well for starters I am still in bed, I need to get up shower, you are buying breakfast. Primetime: Yeah fine just get over here; I need to talk with you about some things. Chad: Hello? I am talking to you on the phone right now! Primetime: This isn’t phone talk this is face to face talk now get your lazy ass out of bed. Chad: I cant believe I am hearing you say that to me. Primetime: I don’t know what you are getting at Chad, now get over here. Chad: I know, I know I am on my way over. Click! Roberts closes his phone and hangs up. The camera fades and Roberts is now at the front door of the lobby wearing a black leather jacket waiting for Chad to arrive. Monie pulls up in his Ford Taurus rental and Roberts walks over the passenger side door and gets in. Chad: So what was SO important that you had to talk to me about it face to face and not on the phone? Primetime: CASH declined my challenge. Chad: Yeah, I saw that. I also saw you got a bit upset. Primetime: Come on Chad, who the hell turns down a title challenge? A freakin curtain jerker that’s who. He knows he can’t beat me, and he knows that Ultimate X is too much match for him. Chad: But there are brighter things on the horizon, you and Masset have your first tag team match together this Wednesday. Primetime: I know, and I am excited about that. But I want that X title and I will have it. Chad: I saw that you made more than just an appearance last week at Slaughter, I knew you wanted to meet with Dominator and Masset, but I didn’t know you were going to attack CASH. Primetime: That little punk has to realize that turning away from me was the worst move he could have made. He will give me my match, it is just a matter of time, it wont be too long and he will be tired of getting a beating every week. Chad: I would make sure to watch over your shoulder, getting involved with Chaos Theory means more people wanting to hurt you, and I am sure CASH will want to get a piece of you after Sunday. Primetime: Ah CASH is nothing, I have been beating guys like him since my first weeks in wrestling. He does not worry me, however Dangerous Alliance, Devastated and Black Beard the Pirate- Chad: That’s Devastator and Black Robb. Primetime: Whatever, they attacked my partner last week and that was a big mistake. When you attack my tag team partner its like attacking me…Right? Chad: What are you asking me for? Primetime: I don’t know I am new at this whole tag team thing. Chad: Do whatever comes naturally, there are no rules you have to follow, if you want to get back at DA for attacking Masset do it. Primetime: Well I must say, even though it wasn’t happening to me, it pissed me off. Must be cause those guys were messing with my tag team title belts. Chad: Yeah, I’m sure that’s what it was, couldn’t be that you actually care about your stable mates. Primetime: Well I am sure that was part of it. Chad: Well were are we going to eat? Primetime: Eat? I ate at the hotel I ordered room service, stop over at that stand I will buy you a doughnut. I thought we were headed to the arena to meet with Masset. Chad: Your kidding right? I called Masset myself and set up the time, we are not suppose to meet him till 11:30. Primetime: Well did you actually talk to Masset? Chad: Well no I actually talked to Clown boy. Primetime: Clown boy? Chad: It’s a long story. Primetime: Ah. Chad: Hey just a thought, you do know that Masset is the World Champion I was telling you about, one of the greatest ever. Primetime: Yeah I know who he is. Chad: Just saying usually you don’t get along well with others who have also met with success. Primetime: But that’s why this is so great! Masset, one of the greatest of all time, and “Primetime” Paul Roberts THE greatest of all time, would make THE greatest tag team of all time. Chad: And Dominator? Primetime: You heard him he doesn’t want to be in the tag division anymore. When it comes time for Chaos Theory to take the stable titles I will talk with him again, until then when I see him at events is good enough for me. He seems like a good enough guy though, and hey by the time I come to take the North American title he probably won’t have it anymore anyway. The camera fades to black as Roberts and Monie drive up to a doughnut stand on there way to meet with Masset. As the camera opens back up… Fear... FEAR! Fear the Reality... Ahahahahaha! Fear the Midget... Masset, Clown Boy, and Berry White are in the lockeroom. Masset has the ASW Heavyweight championship draped over his shoulder as he relaxes on the couch. Masset: Ah, it feels good to be champion still. Berry White: You waited almost ten days since your match took place to say that? Masset: Well we haven’t had the cameras rolling. Berry White: True, but you could’ve said something without the cameras rolling, couldn’t you? Masset: Well maybe, but then nobody would know I said it. Point is, I proved Devastator wrong. He said he’d be taking this title from me, and I said he won’t. Look who’s devastated now? Ha ha! Knock, knock, knock. Clown Boy: I got it! Clown Boy opens the door and on the floor is a giant potato sack. Clown Boy looks around for who put it there but doesn’t see anybody. He nudges the sack with his foot and the bag moves. Clown Boy kicks the bag and a yell comes from the bag. He unties it and out pops Snow. Snow White: HOLY F*** YOU GUYS. Clown Boy: Snow! You’re back! Masset: Snow!? You’re back!? Berry White: Brother! Snow White: …Berry? What the s*** are you doing here? Berry White: I came to rescue you. Snow White: And wonderful job you did. Snow rolls his eyes as he walks in. Masset: So what happened? Snow White: Well Defecator and his guys snatched me in the airport, kept me locked up in the basement, then after your match, they dumped me on the curb. I went back and fought them and tore them a new one. Masset: As evidenced by you appearing here tied in a potato sack. Snow White: Okay, maybe I didn’t tear them as new a one as I would have liked, but still. Masset: You tried fighting them and they threw you in a potato sack. Am I right? Snow White: …Shut up! Berry White: I’m glad you’re back. Now we can focus on Masset teaming with Roberts. He’ll be here any minute. Snow White: Roberts? There’s no way they’re teaming together. Clown Boy: It’s true, on Slaughter they came to an agreement. Paul Roberts joined Chaos Theory. Snow White: Lies. Roberts is a douche and I ain’t letting it happen. I’ll make sure of that. Masset: Snow, let it go. I’m expanding Chaos Theory to help us in the stables title chase and to help exact our revenge on Wasted Youth. Suddenly the door opens and in walks Chad Monie followed by “Primetime” Paul Roberts. Snow White: THE ENEMY! Without warning Snow runs over cracking Chad in the kneecaps with his kendo stick. Chad: AHHH! Come here you little! Snow White: Stand back! Primetime: Relax Chad, its just Masset’s little crazy midget, Snow. Chad: Damn, that little prick is vicious! Masset: Roberts? What are you doing here— Primetime: Our meeting, hello? Masset: Yeah, but our meeting wasn’t until later tonight. Primetime: Really? What time is it? Hmmm, I’m early. Masset: So you are, what is so important that we need to meet so early? Primetime: Nothing really, I just wanted to get together and talk strategy for this week. Masset: What strategy? We are facing Fat Boy Sampson and Acanthus; it can’t get much easier than that. Primetime: Good point, I have beaten Acanthus in the past. Masset: As have I. Primetime: Well I made him tap and it was quite easy I must say. Masset: It was equally easy for me to defeat him. There is a short awkward silence that is broken by Snow. Snow White: DOUBLE GROIN STOMP! Snow charges at Chad and nails him in the groin with a drop kick. Chad falls to the floor in pain. Chad: ….I hate you… Chad says to Snow as he lays on the floor in pain. Snow White: He needs some work, Masset. Masset: Snow… that’s Chad, Paul’s Manager, this is Paul right here. Masset points to Roberts and Snow almost immediately charges him, Roberts simply steps out of the way and Snow flies over the arm of the chair. Primetime: Now, like I was saying, I have defeated Acanthus in the past but I have never even seen this Fat Boy Sampson guy. Masset: Well I’ve faced him and his name pretty much says it all. Fat Boy Sampson, pretty much sums him up. If you thought Acanthus was fat wait till you see Fat Boy Sampson. Primetime: You know I wasn’t kidding about taking down Wasted Youth. We will get to them, I promise you that. Masset: Oh I know, and I am going to hold you to it. Even if Kremlin refuses to give me my shot at them. I’m a perfectionist and those two tag losses bother me. Primetime: Don’t worry, we’ll straighten that out. Masset: So what’s our strategy? Go out there and dominate? Primetime: That sounds good to me.
"Primetime" Paul Roberts and Masset
ASW: Tag Team Record: 0-0-0 *Fade to Black*
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