Mood:  flirty

*Sitting in her room*

*Waves at the camera* 

Casper:
Hi, I'm Casper. I don't usually go to these sites, but... well I'm a bit nervous. I guess, everyone who does this is. So... Here goes.

*Straightens up a bit*

 Casper:
*Clears her throat* If you're seeking true love with a talented, charming, classy, funny, beautiful woman, then here's your chance. I've had enough of red wine, hangovers, and listening to "Cut Your Wrists" FM. So, I've decided that the time has come for my mum, Lynn...

*Holds up Lynn's picture*

 Casper:
To be brought back onto the dating scene.

 *Puts down the picture*

 Casper:
Never again do I want to be in the company of Perry the Perv, Toe-Sucking Toshio, or Hair line-receeding Honda. There is to be no ironing of wire-friends, awful Frankie Goes to Hollywood record collections, hairy bums, ogling of schoolgirls, commenting on breasts, weird known fetishs, PSbellems, skin tight green jeans, body ordor issues, ogling of schoolgirls, dodgy sideburns, porn addictions, crossdressers, ogling of schoolgirls.

 *Fixes her bangs*

Casper: 
Now, men under forty need not apply. Neither do men who are short, men with bad shoes, cheating Casanovas, commitaphobes, men who are called Choi-- that includes you, Choi, uh... men who don't wash. Yeah, still talking about you, Choi. Men who leave the tiolet seat up and men who pick their nose and wipe it on the wall next to the bed. Yuck!

 *Shudders*

Casper:
Look, whoever you are, you'll be lucky to be with a woman as great as Lynn. Yeah, she's got a ridiculous Monkees collection, but she's laid back, easy-going, and a really great person to be around.

Lynn:
*Off-camera* CASPER, YOU LEFT YOUR COAT ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR! WHY DO HAVE TO DO THE WASHING UP? AND WHY ARE THERE GLOWING JUICE ALL OVER THE COUNTER?!?

*Casper is startled at first. Then, she looks confused and gets annoyed*

Casper:
For f**k's sake, Lynn!

*Gets off of her bed and goes to the bathroom where Lynn is*

Lynn:
AND WHAT'S USED CONDOM DOING IN THE TIOLET?!?

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Mood:  don't ask

*Casper lies on a bed of white cotton sheets*

Casper:
Hi Simon. I am so sorry that I did this. I needed to get away. It's not your fault. I'm having a hard time at the moment.

*Sniffles and swallows down her pain*

Casper:
Lynn married a bad man. He tried... He tried to...

*Tries to fight back her dry tears*

Casper:
This man tried to molest me when I was younger on the night dad died. Now, he's back again. Lynn married him and moved him into our house. He tried to molester me again. I tried to tell Lynn, but she won't believe me! He's got her under his spell! She's head over heels for that creep! I just couldn't take being in that house any longer. So I ran away to Nagasaki. Althrough, things are not really good here...

*Trembles a little bit*

Casper:
My  current situation isn't any better. My aunt is a greedy, fat bitch. And my cousin... she's stupid and ugly. I treated up one hell for another.

*Sighs*

Casper:
But, what can I do? I don't know when I'll come back to Tokyo. Maybe Lynn will divorce over the summer. I hope... *Whispers* I have strong doubt about this one. Until then... I'll be in Nagasaki for the summer. Don't think it has anything to do with you. It's just problems with me. I still love you, Si.

*Blows a kiss into her camera*

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Mood:  sad

*Casper sits in her room dressed in a bathrobe, looking at a picture of Simon. She looks in the mirror*

*She takes off her robe and gets all dressed up in black. Classic 60's black to be exact*

*Casper looks sad in the mirror and starts putting on cherry red lipstick. Starts out easy at first, but then she loses it and breaks down crying while smearing it all over her face*

*Casper cries on heavily*

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Mood:  chatty

Hello, this Casper Bailey and welcome!

Dr. Taka:
What do you have today?

*Casper holds up many letters*

Casper:
I have gotten many e-mails asking about my clothes. So, I'm going to decicate this episode of Casper Explains it All to my warodobe.

At College:

*Casper comes out in a short and sexy black dress from the 60's, pearl white jacket, pink lovebeads, and a bright pink belt*

Casper:
This look says, "Oh please give an extension on my essay!" Shows your studious, yet in need of some extra credit.

Clubbing:

*Casper comes out wearing a black miniskirt, pink short-sleeved see-through blouse with a matching tank top, and 60's jewelry*

Casper:
This outfit helps you jump the line, skip the id drama, and flirt with guards. Keep their eyes on your tits, not your face.

Boyfriend's House:

*Casper comes out in a 60's style short green strapless dress, black sandals, gold jewelry, and a little white sweater*

Casper:
This looks says to mum and dad, "Yes, I am sleeping with your son, but it is my first and I hope this lasts forever." Gets them everytime. Except for nan. It says, "I'm sweet and innocent and I love kittens!"

Sexy, Hot, and Saucy

*Casper comes out in a silk black short-sleeved blouse, white miniskirt, and some 60's jewelry*

Casper:
Now, this... *Grins* This is a special outfit! This look says, "I'm going out to the pictures," to that annoying, overbearing, authoritive figure. But with a little fix-up...

*Unbuttons the blouse to reveal cleavage, moves the jewelry a bit to draw attention to her chest, fixes hair, and done!*

Casper:
This says, "Buy me a drink and I'll show you how flexible I am!" *Wink* That's it for now! Now if you excuse me, I have a date now! *Wink*

*Casper gets up and leaves the room*

Casper:
Bye Lynn, I'm going to the theater!

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