Utopia

Chapter One: Ducette

*Wendy*

Tell me, why do you fear me? I am nice, popular, hot, and smart. Everybody likes me. No? Who? Oh, those girls? Hmph! They’re just jealous! Stuck-up little rich cheerleader bitches! They think they are so great! Their think they are so great! Their parents get them anything they want! They don’t have to do anything! Bitches like them are a disgrace to society everywhere. DAMN THEM!!!

No wait! Please don’t go! I just lost my temper there for a second. Give me a minute. There. I feel better now. Sorry about that. Those little cheerleaders always work up my blood. God, I fucking hate them. Anyway, I called you here for a campaign on the class president election. I know it’s in three days, damnit. That’s why you’re here. Now pay attention!

The spring dance is tomorrow night and that will be my time to shine. Have you got the flyers in yet? Good! We’ll pass them out at the dance. Why? To boost up my campaign of course! I refuse to LOSE TO THAT LITTLE BITCH HEATHER GIER!!!! Grrr!!!

Wait! Wait! That was just my temper again. Hee-hee. Snort. I just can’t stand that little fake. You know she slept with eight boys over the summer, right? What do you mean it’s a rumor? She is only pretending to be sweet and innocent. She’s only trying to get attention. When I become class president again, I will rid this school of frauds like her.