Rules of the Seductress

1. POWER TO THE WOMAN!!!
2. You are beautiful-inside and out
3. You don't need to be a size six to satisfy every man you've met
4. When there is an opportunity in your grasp, seize it and seize it tight!
5. If in failure, repent immediately
6. If there is a cute stranger, follow him!
7. If at first you don't succeed, try a different approach to the situation
8. To sell what you got, launch a campaign
9. Affection first, marriage later
10. Everyone's got something; so show it off
11. If you give them an inch, they'll take a mile. And when they do, stand in the way
12. Competition is healthy, so jump at the chance
13. Aphrodisiacs are a girl's best friend
14. Keep your choices open (For men, that is)
15. Always remember rule # 1
16. Flirt but don't over flirt
17. Don't stalk the guy to death
18. Know no fear
19. Make the first move
20. Don't wait for him to call, call him
21. Find your own ways of being sexy
22. If it's going too slow, push a little farther
23. Girls can dream too. So dream away
24. Take good care of yourself
25. Know the walk and talk
26. A little make-up can go a long way
27. Every woman has a sexpot, so release her!
28. If you lose a guy, there is plenty of fish in the sea
29. Money is everything

And the final rule: