God's Greatest Creation

On the seventh day, God had
a dream

The world was screwed without
something

Something was missing from the
newly created world

But what?

He took a moment to think about
it

Then, an idea came into his head

He took the model of the man and
upgraded it

He studied over the first one closely

He spotted out the corrections he
wanted to make

He shrank down this second
model

This one looked smaller in
height and weight

Size out of the way left God
more room to work with

This project took months

She had to be perfect

She came with many new features
too

He shaped her waist into the
middle of an hourglass

He rolled out her arms and legs
longer and slender

He fashioned her shoulders smaller

He went through many angels just
to get her face just right

He spun her long hair out of
Heaven's best silk

God looked at his work

Good so far

But, still need work...

What to add next?

The rest of the pieces soon began
to fit into place

He pressed her abdomen flat
as paper

Bum well-rounded and strong

Breasts soft, warm, and well-rounded

The longest part was down below

God took his sweet time with
this part

Just like the rest of her

This like the rest had to be
perfect

One error and that work would
all be in vain

At last, she was complete

The angels gazed upon the
latest creation

A masterpiece indeed

"She's beautiful!" one angel
breathed

"But what do you call her?"

God smiled and said,

"She is my greatest creation.
I call her woman."