Money worth in terms of quality in a “Primetime” Paul Roberts promo: $0.05

Herpes Removal on "Primetime" Paul Roberts’ doctors bill: $5000

100mg of Viagra on "Primetime" Paul Roberts' prescription bill: $125

Cost to keep ‘friends’ on a week to week basis: $50... A piece

A brain/personality combination package for “Primetime” Paul Roberts: $0.25

The length [in inches] of “Primetime” Paul Roberts’ member [according to Bridget the whore]: 1+1

One night stand with Bridget: $5

The expression on “Primetime” Paul Roberts’ face after realizing that he’s fucked with the wrong man and has lost his title after being Apocalypse’d straight to hell: Priceless

There are some things that money can't buy... for everything else there's MasterCard.