Money worth in terms of quality in a “Primetime” Paul Roberts promo: $0.05
Herpes Removal on "Primetime" Paul Roberts’ doctors bill: $5000
100mg of Viagra on "Primetime" Paul Roberts' prescription bill: $125
Cost to keep ‘friends’ on a week to week basis: $50... A piece
A brain/personality combination package for “Primetime” Paul Roberts: $0.25
The length [in inches] of “Primetime” Paul Roberts’ member [according to Bridget the whore]: 1+1
One night stand with Bridget: $5
The expression on “Primetime” Paul Roberts’ face after realizing that he’s fucked with the wrong man and has lost his title after being Apocalypse’d straight to hell: Priceless
There are some things that money can't buy... for everything else there's MasterCard.