Mail Me A Dollar Headquarters!

Since you're here, I think one of two things is pretty clear:

• You want to send me a dollar. Awesome!
• You want to know how much work I put into this ridiculous scheme. Well, not that much, it turns out.

  Since I know you're a very busy person, let's make this short and sweet, eh? Below you'll find the means to fulfill your charitable desires. Simply click on "Add to Cart" and PayPal will guide you through the rest of the short, painless, dollar-sending process.

  Both PayPal and Credit/Debit cards are accepted!

  Yes! I'd sure like to send that dollar!    

  Nah! I've got my own problems/I am lame.