It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the calorie content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research, the results for men are in:
Note: hold your cursor over the "&larr"s throughout the page
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
| With her consent | ............................... | 12 Calories &larr |
| Without her consent | ............................... | 2187 Calories |
OPENING HER BRA:
| With both hands | ............................... | 8 Calories |
| With one hand | ............................... | 12 Calories |
| With your teeth | ............................... | 485 Calories &larr |
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
| With an erection | ............................... | 6 Calories |
| Without an erection | ............................... | 3315 Calories &larr |
PRELIMINARIES:
| Trying to find the clitoris | ............................... | 8 Calories |
| Trying to find the G-Spot | ............................... | 4092 Calories |
POSITIONS:
| Missionary | ............................... | 12 Calories |
| 69 lying down | ............................... | 78 Calories |
| 69 standing up | ............................... | 812 Calories |
| Wheelbarrow | ............................... | 216 Calories |
| Doggy Style | ............................... | 326 Calories |
| Italian chandelier | ............................... | 2912 Calories &larr |
ORGASMS:
| Real | ............................... | 112 Calories |
| Fake | ............................... | 1315 Calories &larr |
POST ORGASM:
| Lying in bed hugging | ..................... | 18 Calories |
| Getting up immediately | ..................... | 36 Calories |
| Explaining why you got out of bed immediately | ..................... | 816 Calories &larr |
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
| If you are: | ||
| 20-29 years | ............................... | 36 Calories &larr |
| 30-39 years | ............................... | 80 Calories |
| 40-49 years | ............................... | 124 Calories |
| 50-59 years | ............................... | 1972 Calories |
| 60-69 years | ............................... | 7916 Calories |
| 70 and over | ............................... | Results are still pending |
DRESSING AFTERWARDS: &larr
| Calmly | ............................... | 32 Calories |
| In a hurry | ............................... | 98 Calories |
| With her father knocking at the door | ............................... | 5218 Calories &larr |
| With your wife knocking at the door | ............................... | 13,521 Calories &larr |
Now, what about the one for women??
