This prank provided by:
RJL Software Incorporated
http://www.rjlsoftware.com
Have you ever been working in Windows and a small annoying Clippy
assistant appeared? We have too, that is why we created this prank software
called Clippy.
Clippy is a simulated office assistant that, when ran, will hide in the
background for 1 minute then popup in the lower right hand corner of the
screen and say something useless. There is no right-click Hide option on our
Clippy prank, you will think there is no way to get rid of it (but there
is). Every minute, Clippy pops up spouting useless nonsense about your
computer. Clippy looks exactly like the annoying Clippy assistant you are
used to, complete with sound and a variable size hint box based on the size
of the hint.
That is not all! Clippy comes with a dozen or so default messages, but
Clippy can be customized to fit your needs. You can create a clippy.txt file
within the same directory as Clippy and when loaded, it will read this file
to figure out which hints to blurt to the screen. The possibilities are
endless. By default, Clippy will randomly read this file to get a line of
text. However, there is another option that will tell Clippy not to read it
randomly. You can have Clippy ask a series of questions, in order, to really
confuse someone. If Clippy encounters a question mark (?) within the line of
text, it will display a hint box with YES NO options that can be clicked.