A woman in her 30's was taking her mother, who was
in her 50's to the gynecologist. After dropping her
mother off, she and her daughter ran a few errands,
then returned to the doctor.

While the older woman had her feet in the
stirrups, the doctor remarked, "Don't we look
pretty today", as he performed his examination.
The lady was quite shocked, but said nothing.

When her daughter picked her up,
she was quite upset. The following
conversation ensued:
Mother: Do you know what that doctor
said to me? He said, "Don't we look pretty
today", while he was looking between my
legs! Do you think that was appropriate?

Daughter: No! Are you sure he wasn't referring to
your hairstyle or something?

Mother: Well, it still wasn't appropriate or professional. I wonder
if it could be considered sexual harassment. What do you think?

Daughter: I don't know. We're you embarassed?

Mother: I was very embarassed. I used some of your
FDS this morning, and he may have smelled that,
but I still don't think he should have commented!

Daughter: I don't have any FDS.

Mother: Why, sure you do! In the blue can that was on back
of the toilet. I used some before the appointment...

Granddaughter:
Grandma! That's my Barbie Golden Glitter Hair Spray!