Night soon came with a knock on the apartment door. Yosuke opened the door in a black suit and a sparkly, ruby tie. Osamu and Eito stared at him as they walked into the living room with casual clothes. Osamu carried four large, brown suitcases and Eito carried a bag of video games.
Osamu broke the silence, "Dude, where are you going? You have a date with a chick?"
"No way, man! I'm a hundred percent devoted to Suki...who just happens to live far away," Yosuke exclaimed, taking offense.
Osamu rolled his eyes, "Then where are you going?"
Yosuke groaned, "To my five year high school reunion."
"Five years? I thought it went by tens..." Eito stated very confused.
Yosuke shrugged as he glided out the door. Osamu dropped his suitcases as Eito set up the video games. Tsutomu sighed as he walked out of the bathroom.
Eito laughed, "I didn't know going to the bathroom was so depressing!"
Tsutomu chuckled, "I wasn't going. I was on the phone with my girlfriend and the bathroom was the only private place at the time. I had to spend several hours apologizing and explaining the situation. It ended with me asking her out to an expensive resturaunt."
Osamu started unpacking, "Some advice: bribe her with an expensive gift. Some crazy ones hold grudges. Women...you can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em."
Eito corrected him, "Actually, it's you can live with 'em, but you don't know how to."
Tsutomu was alarmed at once, "Darth Sidious, what are you doing!?"
Osamu stated casually, "First of all, Darth Vader is my nickname. Second of all, I got kicked out of my house and I need a place to stay. Congrats! I chose this place!"
"Swell," Tsutomu finished with a smirk.
"Oh, gross man!" Eito yelled, "There's peanutbutter all over this controller and the gamecube!"
Osamu started laughing really hard, "April Fools!"
"Dude, it's December," Tsutomu stated confused.
"Umm...so?" Osamu exclaimed, still laughing.
After several hours of SoulCalibur2 and MarioKart, Osamu passed out. Eito poked him, while Tsutomu turned off the video games. Tsutomu walked towards his bedroom door.
"Are we just going to leave Osa here?" Eito poked Osamu again, "I wonder how it feels to wake up with your day clothes still on. I always wear pajama bottoms and a t-shirt. Sometimes I forget the shirt."
Tsutomu yawned, "We'll leave him there. You can spend the night. By the way, pajamas are overrated. I just wear my boxers. Night, Bruce Lee."
Eito stared, "Gross, man!...Night Moneymaker."