Chapter 1
Topic: Boxers n' Bums, Dude
In the morning of December twentieth, a large apartment off a busy steet was demolished by creatures known as "males". Tsutomu, the semi-rich owner of the apartment, housed two other men in the vast space. Which, as you can predict, caused some minor difficulties.
"Where are my boxers!?" Yosuke, another occupant, shouted across the room while wearing only a towel.
"Your freakin' boxers are scattered everywhere! Pick one!" Tsutomu shouted back while kicking Katsunori to wake up from his slumber, "Wake up ya lazy bum!"
Katsunori mumbled, "I work during the night...let me sleep."
Tsutomu knelt down and shouted in Katsunori's ear, "I know that, but you have a doctor's appointment! Dude, I feel like a father to you punks!"
Katsunori jumped a mile high. His shock wore off as he rubbed his sapphire blue eyes and messed with his dark brownish, blonde hair. Katsunori looked around to find shiny boxers hanging on chairs, left-over pizza upside down on the couch, and Tsutomu glaring at him. He disregarded the mess and dragged himself to the shower.
Yosuke became frustrated, "All these boxers are dirty. I always have excellent hygiene! I'm not wearing those, dude!"
Tsutomu glanced at his calender. His eyes grew wide as he remembered his busy schedule and hectic deadlines. Tsutomu scurried to the computer, but freaked out when he spotted something covering the screen.
He slowly stated, "Yosuke...I...found....some...clean...boxers...."
Yosuke smiled as he grabbed his heart covered boxers and glided towards bathroom number 2. Tsutomu turned on the boxer-free monitor and started to work on his programs. Then the phone started to ring as Yosuke rushed out the door, slamming it behind him.
"Kat, get the phone. I'm busy with work," Tsutomu commanded while staring at the monitor.
The shirtless Katsunori picked up the phone, "Hello?...yeah...late," He hung up the phone,"Reiji is coming over tomorrow to talk to you about an apprentice job for programming." Just as Katsunori tried to walk away, the phone rang again. "Hello?....yeah...no...okay...late," He hung up the phone again, "Osamu is coming over tonight to play video games and Eito's coming with him." The phone's sharp ring arrived yet again. "Hello?...Ah, awesome! Is she cute? Dude, that's so cool, man! All right....late," Katsunori hung up the phone again, "Atsuo got me a date this Saturday!"
Tsutomu became irritated, "Take the phone off the hook!"
The phone started to ring again, but Katsunori disconnected it. After awhile of peace, he remembered something important.
"Ummm...Tsutomu?" Katsunori started meekly.
"What is it, Kat?" Tsutomu continued working.
"Tsut, I just remembered that your girlfriend was supposed to call at the exact same time as I unhooked the phone," Katsunori finished with a face of pity for Tsutomu, for he knew how crazy women can get when they're angered.