These jokes are dedicated to Joe! Enjoy 'em bro!
Yo Mama is so fat...
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama's so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo mama is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama is so fat that, when she was bungee jumping, she took the whole bridge with her.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo' mama so fat, when she was born her mom said, ''Great, triplets.''
Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!
Yo Mama is so hairy...
Yo mama is so hairy that she has to part the hair on her butt in order to go to the bathroom.
Yo mama is so hairy she makes bigfoot look shaved.
Yo Mama is so poor...
Yo mama's so poor that when your house caught on fire, she got up on the roof and sang, ''Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we have heat!''
Yo Mama is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo' mama so poor, her television only has two channels -- on and off!
Yo mama is so poor she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo mama is so poor she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo mama is so poor she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo Mama is so stupid...
Yo Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!
Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.
Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid that she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo' Mama's so stupid, she tried to blow out a lightbulb.
Yo Mama is so ugly...
Yo Mama is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection ducked.
If ugliness was a record, yo mama would go triple platinum.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born her mama said, “what a treasure,” and her daddy said, “yeah, let's bury it.”
Yo mama's so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
Yo' mama so ugly, she took a beauty nap and slipped into a coma!
Yo mama's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Other Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo mama's underwear is so crusty she put Betty Crocker out of business.
Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!
More Yo Mama Jokes Coming Soon!
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