This board used to be the best on the entire internet
Now I can't even post without showing disrespect
The 49ers interest me for the first time since Winborn left
And yet here we are, the board has cancer, the mods are the cigarettes
I haven't even called DOM a nigger yet, that's how bad it's gotten
So many word filters, "Don't you dare make fun of Alex, Stop It!"
"He had so many passes dropped it really wasn't his fault at all"
If all they're gonna do is hand it off, he can't get props for how he tossed the ball"
Well, he'd better be kept on the roster for emergencies and kicks
And then with luck, maybe he'll finally get to emerge in season six
Smith's hurt, he's injured, he's not just prone to physical grind
That's impossible, unlike Rattay he's got prototypical size
And this is just a small sample of how dumb this board has gotten
Is it Phenom's parents' fault, or was he just born obnoxious?
Where did this self-entitlement come from, your horrid college?
You think YOU deserve the credit for the Trojan wars and conquests?
All you have are the poorest prospects
Uniforms of vomit
Stop it
Go shove it up your ass with some foreign objects
And the rest of you? You'd better brace yourself like a cheap orthodontist
Some of your posts on sports are honest, the other 3/4ths is nonsense
Where did Matt go? When the fuck was his last post?
You don't think this has anything to do with the place being filled with assholes?
And not just assholes, but stupid fucking worthless idiots
Like jniner, 9ersfan, fortyninerfan86

This ain't a CrackLaden diss
But since when do you need to throw deep for the running game to click?
This arm strength garbage is antiquated shit, how's THAT not clear?
I guess even the smart posters are corrupted by this atmosphere
Will someone take Brandon and B's camera please?
Only thing you capture's cheese, you're getting zero laughs from peers
Oh great, so Nate Davis is spelled backwards here?
What a witty word filter, dyslexia jokes are what we lacked for years
V-ault's been banned but you let Lloyd back now?
Personally, I prefer ashtray stories over leaky roofs and blackouts
So this track will be moved to Madhouse, like all good threads, right VD?
There have only been like two moved this year, my point precisely, B
No, not you, I meant B as in slang
Like how penis is wang, something that on Mr. T doesn't hang
No song's complete without a Tyrone Wilson blatant diss
Mere days away from dying, and he's photoshopping facebook pics

Now that's what you call winning at life...

Wait, what does Matt Maiocco think of this song???