This site makes me look like I'm obsessed with Lestat.. But i'm not really. Though I was when I first made this page, so that's why..
How did you get here anyway? Are you a lost tourist? Well the nearest McDonalds is nowhere near here. Check your map.
I am Tahni. I'll be your crazy guide to this place, which isn't really a place at all, so I'm sure you can manage.
Wait. Why are you looking at weird websites on the internet? Shouldn't you be studying for finals? Or bothering your kids to study for finals? Or doing something more interesting that doesn't have to do with finals? Which is just about everything.
If the only things you have to do are chatting with your animals or staying here, I'd go talk to your animals, they're more interesting. Plus, you can IMAGINE they are saying something nice to you!
Of course, if you're one of my teachers, well HI! Have a nice stay, enjoy yourselves, PLEASE be nice about marking, etc.
Sorry. I get bored when Mary isn't around. I'm all alone in computer class with nothing to do but sit here and type. Which is what I'm supposed to do...
Oh dear. I forgot to bring a sketchbook to use after math assessment.
I'll just read.
And rot.
And.. i dunno.
Draw in my agenda in the weeks we dont have school
OH MY GOD
FINALS SOON
NO MORE SCHOOL SOON
NO MORE MARY SOON
AAAAH I'M GONNA GO INSANE ON MY OWN
Not that I wasn't already..
Uhm..
I like.. music.
Lots.
What about you?
Do you like..
BASS GUITAR?
Cos you'd better..
Cos that's what I play..
What if i played..
the..
um..
Trumfluclariphone?!
Then you would have to like that too.
Lucky for you, you don't.
Cos that would sound stupid.
Wow. You should get an award for this.
here.
I present to you...
The
Reading of Annoying Webpages Award.
Maybe that shouldn't be an award, because you did it out of free will..
Unless if i like shoved you by the computer and ordered you to read it.
But then you didn't have to, I don't really have authority over you...
I'm not a queen. But I should be. That would be fun. I'd be all..
BRING ME MY TRUMFLUCLARIPHONE! And they'd be all "yes oh master"
Man, I could use a kleenex. Do you have one? Thank you. I appriciate it.
here, you can have it back now. You must have like, magical reading powers, so that you can read giant paragraphs like this. Awesome! I want them, give them to me, for i am the queen
Somethings messed up on my site at the beginning but I don't know what. So i'll leave it, hopefully someone knows what to do with it. Its almost time to go. Nrrr. I hope that makes you sad because then I feel important, but I bet you don't feel sad, more of happy than sad, so then I am mad at you. I am mad because you are glad, not sad.
Do you have HTML powers? Me neither. I can't even remember
livejournal tags.
But I remember..
uhm..
EAT GEORGE BEFORE DAD FLIPS
Mm good times. We're strange. Fun.
I put like the biggest space in there, but you can't even tell cos it doesn't do anything in HTML.
See? I did it again. But If I didn't say anything YOU WOULDN'T KNOW.
I wish I had something to write about but I don't, so deal with it. If my webpage weren't erased, you could have read something interesting,
but tough luck, because the internet dislikes me.
And I can't remember anything about HTML
Errrrm. Do the twist?
Having colds should be outlawed.
