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Crossing the River
Once Santa Singh is out for a walk. He comes to a river and sees Banta Singh on the opposite bank.
"Yoohoo" He shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
Banta Singh looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are on the other side."

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Santa on an airplane
Santa Singh gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. He has never been on an airplane anywhere and gets excited and tense. As soon as he boards the plane, a Boeing 747, he started jumping in excitement, running from seat to seat and shouting, 'BOEING!BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....'.
The pilot in the cockpit hears the noise and annoyed by what's goings on, he comes out and shouts, 'BE SILENT!'
There's pin-drop silence every where and everybody looks at Santa Singh. He stares at the pilot in silence for a few seconds and then starts shouting, 'OEING ! OEING!! OEING!!!OE...'

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Santa on the phone
Santa Singh spoke frantically on the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.
"No, you idiot!" Santa Singh shouted. "This is her husband!"

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Peaceful death for Santa!
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were discussing how they would like to die.
Santa Singh said, "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep. I don't want to die screaming like some of his friends, who also died at the same time."
Banta Singh asked, "How did his friends die screaming while your grandfather died sleeping peacefully?"
Santa Singh replied, "His friends were the passengers in the car he was driving."

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Flying cows
A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead.
Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over him. The sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly".

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Baby Diapers
Why does a sardar only change his baby's diapers once a month?
Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."

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Ouch!
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Santa Singh yelled: "Banta Singh ! I lost my finger!"
"Have you now?" says Banta Singh. "And how did you do it?"
"I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi...Damn! There goes another one!"