So sit there and put your laughin' cap on, cause this year is gonna be the funniest yet! (...well...ok, I don't have any proof to back that up...but hell, just watch anyway!)
Things you'd think but never say...well that's no problem for me!
Jaymz Boiy: the internet sucks ass
JD1885: how?
Jaymz Boiy: But i can't live with out it
Jaymz Boiy: it's like crack!
Jaymz Boiy: When you don't have it, you're feenin for it all the time... but when you're there, it's like...this doesnt make you happy
Jaymz Boiy: It's boring as all hell, all the girls you meet on these sites aint bout shit, it's too hard to find EXACTLY what you're looking for at times cause it's so huge
Jaymz Boiy: The only thing it's good for is porn.
JD1885: :)
Jaymz Boiy: It's GRRRRRREAT for porn. If it weren't for porn, there'd be no real use for the internet.
Jaymz Boiy: But man...there's like an infinite world of porn out there.
Jaymz Boiy: Man, this shit's great!
Jaymz Boiy: you think the n-word is bad?
Fizzles04: nope
Fizzles04: as long as we use it
Jaymz Boiy: lol
Fizzles04: as double standard as it sounds, whites use that term on us as derogatory so they cant say it
Jaymz Boiy: shiet. niggaz use it to derogarate ourselves!
Fizzles04: when we say it to each other its a term of endearment exclusive for us
Fizzles04: well depending on how u say it, it could be in a bad way
Jaymz Boiy: nigga please
Jaymz Boiy: you know a better antivirus than Norton?
JD1885: not really
JD1885: i used to use armor somethin...
JD1885: i cant remember, i know it had an E though, lol
Jaymz Boiy: if ya cant remember the name, then it must not be worth it
JD1885: i aint neva get no viruses, but it was a double
JD1885: they gave me a firewall and antivrus
JD1885: that shit was sweet... its on my old computer
JD1885: i had to pay to get it on this one, and was like fuc kthat
Jaymz Boiy: basically
JD1885: i got this avg shit
JD1885: avg free... iono
JD1885: i got it off download.com, and i aint got no viruses
Jaymz Boiy: lol
Jaymz Boiy: yeah, I got this Tiger Rock that keeps tigers away.
Jaymz Boiy: I ain't been attacked by no tigers, so it must work.
Jaymz Boiy: I wanna be a voice actor.
Firebug504: i wanna be a model
Jaymz Boiy: ::thinks of her in modeling pose and attire:: Mmm.
Firebug504: i wonder how it must feel goin coffin shopping
Firebug504: for yourself
Jaymz Boiy: lol
Jaymz Boiy: Ok ok. I'll back off.
Jaymz Boiy: Sheesh...
Jaymz Boiy: Oy...ever seen a show called Beauty and the Geek?
i m we tod edd: I've flipped passed it a couple of times
Jaymz Boiy: This is my first time seeing it.
Jaymz Boiy: My boy was talkin about it and I stumbled across it, so i decided to watch.
Jaymz Boiy: Man... bitches and their emotions.
Jaymz Boiy: I keep thinkin every couple minutes bout how I need some pussy... then I see shit like this and I'm like...I can do without.
Jaymz Boiy: Wow...PG tallied 173 homicides in '05.
Jaymz Boiy: Now that's gangsta!
Firebug504: screw me?
Jaymz Boiy: Well, since you asked..
Jaymz Boiy: Life's not a bitch....it's a pimp!
Tha Duece002: Why u going to a strip club
Tha Duece002: thats a big tease
Jaymz Boiy: CAUSE I NEED SOME TITTIES IN MY FACE, NIGGA!
trip to 150 xx: usually people say "what are you doing today?" if they don't mean right now
Jaymz Boiy: i'm not usual people
Firebug504: im tryin to make the quotes page
Firebug504: can i get a tip
Jaymz Boiy: Yeah.
Jaymz Boiy: Don't try.
I may by the Insult Master, but even I get caught off guard from time to time:
Jaymz Boiy: I want to contend competitively in something, any suggestions?
i m we tod edd: Hot dog eating contest?
i m we tod edd: No, you'll never be able to take Kobayashi...
Jaymz Boiy: Hellz naw.
i m we tod edd: Card-playing tournament?
Jaymz Boiy: What card game?
i m we tod edd: I don't know any
i m we tod edd: Speed walking?
Jaymz Boiy: That's competitive?
i m we tod edd: No, but you could use the exercise...
Jaymz Boiy: ...
EtHiOkId02: hello sir
Jaymz Boiy: ...
Jaymz Boiy: oh NOW you talk to me..
EtHiOkId02: STFU BITCH
Jaymz Boiy: :'(
EtHiOkId02: now down to business
Jaymz Boiy: Yes?
EtHiOkId02: oh
EtHiOkId02: nothing
EtHiOkId02: i just wanted to sound cool
EtHiOkId02 signed off at 10:11:38 PM.
Jaymz Boiy: You son of a...
Tha Duece002: It not unfair
Tha Duece002: Some people just deserve more than james does
Jaymz Boiy: Yeah, like EVERY FUCKIN BODY!
Tha Duece002: Naw not every fucking body
Tha Duece002: Well i guess if u put it that way...
Jaymz Boiy: You son of a bitch... you better not sleep while you're down here.
Jaymz Boiy: I'll find you...
Tha Duece002: Yea i doubt i'll be doing much sleepin
Tha Duece002: To busy
Jaymz Boiy: and I KNEW you were gonna say that..
Tha Duece002: Double the fun!
Jaymz Boiy: i'll prolly get out the gym around 3 somethin
trip to 150 xx: the gym?
trip to 150 xx: it's about time
Jaymz Boiy: even tho I bEEN goin, but whatver
trip to 150 xx: i noticed :-)
trip to 150 xx: i didn't wanna say anything, though
Jaymz Boiy: Noticed what?
trip to 150 xx: your head got smaller
i m we tod edd: I got no choice, I'm too much of a pussy to get pussy
i m we tod edd: I friggin suck
Sometimes we all just gotta let it out... It's ok, free the beast!
Jaymz Boiy: man fuck this shit...i'm thru
Jaymz Boiy: Bout to tell my father to go ahead and get rid of it.
Jaymz Boiy: no mother fuckin dinner....
gotta drive an hour and a half thru traffic to school everyday
Jaymz Boiy: gotta hear bitchin about how shit dont work cause people dont know how to use technology...
Jaymz Boiy: gettin no pussy...
Jaymz Boiy: and now I cant even get the muther fuckin internet...
Jaymz Boiy: *sigh* ....
Jaymz Boiy: Picked the wrong day to quit smokin...
Tha Duece002: when u wanna go?
Jaymz Boiy: tomorrow night i guess
Tha Duece002: Can't do it
Tha Duece002: I have three some to attend to and then club
Jaymz Boiy: Saturday then
Jaymz Boiy: wtf??? threesome???
Jaymz Boiy: you greedy SOB!
Jaymz Boiy: *son of a bitch!
Tha Duece002: Greedy
Tha Duece002: I am sharing
Tha Duece002: One girl with another
Jaymz Boiy: ....
Tha Duece002: I harldy find that greedy
Jaymz Boiy: that's some bullshit
Jaymz Boiy: THAT'S SOME BULLSHIT!!!
Jaymz Boiy: Here I can't even get one and this mutha fucka got two...
Tha Duece002: That was tha deal i ff come down 2marrow
Jaymz Boiy: THIS SHIT'S UNFAIR!
Jaymz Boiy: Fuck it...I'm through...
Jaymz Boiy: I'm becoming a monk..
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