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"Io ti porteṛ dove non sei stato mai E ti mostreṛ le meraviglie del mondo."
I will carry you where you have never been, and will show you the wonders of the world.


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So I'm into many different things, including:
Bass Guitar,
Music.. Generally Rock,
Gaming (RPG's),
Financial and Self-Improvement books,
Biology,
Disc Golf,
Archery...
Pretty Much Anything Else You Can Think Of


All Entries (Random Comments and Journals) from January 2006 through July 2006.

Random Comments

Oh My Goodness! Oct. 9

Holy moly, I've had a revelation! Check this out!
***Flank sounds like plank, which is most likely a piece of wood. The woods in California, easily catch fire, forcing thousands of critters out of their homes. Home is where the heart is, a.k.a your chest. Within a chest are many objects of sentimental value, such as dolls, toys, and possibly some recipies. Recipies are used to create tasty treats, which are completely opposite of tricks on Halloween, leaving no mercy to the innoncent little children forced to "Smell Your Feet". The smell of your foot is most likely related to the physical activity that day, smell being directly proportional to the amount of movement done that day. With that being said, everything we know about physics is completely true, except now we have the addition of motion = smell. Smells can be good too, like candy on halloween. Some people make great foods for Halloween, out of recipies, of course. Recipies are generally held in some sort of cabinet or box, which resemble your chest. Therefore, is the cabinet with recipies part of your heart? Does that mean that the mice running around in there have a home? Good thing we have fireextinguishers for kitchen fires. It keeps ourselves and animals safe inside our homes, and in large numbers, can help prevent the spread of fires from our carelessness. The trees we saved can now be used for paper and wood. The wood will be cut into planks, and some for the use of our most reliable flanks on a park bench.
Genius. Pure Genius.

Journals

October 9, 2006

I'm at school. Hahahahahah.
Anyway, I felt like doing something even more useless than playing a game for a little bit of my time. Please take the time to read the random comment. Absolutely astounding.
Be prepared for a few more updates from here out out. Maybe twice a month or something... :)

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