Q: What is the difference between a cactus, and a man who drives a Porsche?

A: On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.

Having worked in the valet industry for entirely too long, I have learned that Porsche drivers are the cockiest people on the road (as well as the worst tippers!)Humble and humiliate them with this creative sticker!
Put it on your car, your bike's windshield, or even on your helmet. Just make sure it is seen.
Perfect for anyone with a "bargain" bike, such as a Suzuki SV650, Kawasaki Ninja 650r, Suzuki GSX600 Katana, or Yamaha FZ6. And now available for middleweights and the liter class!

CLICK BELOW TO BUY...

COMING SOON! "MY $7,000 BIKE IS FASTER THAN YOUR $70,000 PORSCHE"
Also look for license plate frames and T-Shirts.

SOME STATS...

2005 Porche 997 911: 0-60 4.6 sec.
Courtesy of automobilemag.com

PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 1

THE GOOD GUYS...

Kawasaki Ninja 650r: 0-60 3.8 sec	Suzuki GSX600 Katana: 0-60 4.0 sec	Yamaha FZ6: 0-60 3.4 sec
Honda 599: 0-60 3.6 sec	Suzuki SV650S: 0-60 3.7 sec

0-60 (STRAY DOG TO HELMET BREAKING) 3.5 SEC. Click below

Rider: Mordeth. Bike: Ninja 650r. Visit Ninja650.net

LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!

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