Gloria and the mouthy drunk. (Picture)

A mouthy drunk hassles the wrong woman and painfully pays for it.

Gloria Davidson

Gloria and Tom's tenth Anniversary was coming up and Tom wanted to surprise Gloria with a special gift. The traditional symbol for the tenth was tin or aluminum. But Tom wanted to make sure his beautiful wife knew exactly how much he loved her. So he decided to go with diamonds. There was a particular diamond bracelet Gloria kept staring at each time they passed the jewelry store. It was rather expensive for their budget, but Tom didn't care. He wanted the night to be special. So he bought the bracelet and a dozen red roses. Then he made reservations for the two of them at the finest dining and dancing club in town. A night of fine wine, good food and dancing would put them both in the mood for some amazing sex. With his plans all set, Tom rushed home to Gloria.

"HONEY I'M HOME!" He screamed as he walked through the door. "Welcome home darling." Gloria replied as she pecked him on the lips. Tom took his hand from behind his back and showed her the roses. "These are for you sweetheart. Happy Anniversary." He said as he handed them to her. "Oh Tom they're beautiful. Thank you so much. And happy Anniversary to you as well. I have a surprise for you in the bedroom." She said as she took his arm to lead him in there. "Wait Gloria. I have another surprise for you." He pulled the gift wrapped box out of his coat pocket and gave it to her. "What on earth?" She said while untying the brightly colored ribbon. Gloria grabbed her chest and gasped when she saw what was inside. "OH MY GOD TOM! IT'S GORGEOUS!" She screamed with delight. "Not as gorgeous as you sweetheart. Now put it on so I can see how it looks on you." Gloria carefully took it out of the box and put it around her wrist. She was nearly in tears when she held it up to look at it.

"You are absolutely the best husband in the world." Gloria said as she picked him up in her strong arms and gave him a long kiss. "I also made reservations for eight o'clock at the Chateau. So you better get your sexy ass in there and get ready." Tom said while lightly pinching her butt and laughing. "Not so fast Mr. Davis. I have to give you your gift first. It's not as extravagant as the one you gave me. But I believe you will be pleased. Now come with me you wonderful man." Gloria lifted him above her head and casually strolled towards the bedroom. Tom was used to Gloria handling him like he was a small child. So he completely trusted her not to drop him. He relaxed and rubbed the strong muscle in her left arm while Gloria carried him away. She gently set him on his feet when they reached the bedroom and turned him towards the bed. Tom whooped like a little boy at Christmas time when he saw the golf bag and clubs.

"GLORIA! YOU BOUGHT ME THE TITAINIUM GOLF CLUBS I'VE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT FOR THREE YEARS!" He screamed as he crushed her female body against his. "I love you Gloria. They're perfect." "I love you too Tom. Now let's go get in the shower and play around before we get dressed." She said with a sly grin. "You read my mind sweetheart. Lead the way." The two love birds rushed to the bathroom giggling like young children. A little over an hour later, they emerged from the bathroom to get dressed. Both had flushed cheeks and a satisfying look on their smiling faces. By seven thirty they were dressed in their finest and ready to leave. Tom looked very handsome in his dark blue suit. And Gloria was stunningly beautiful in her black dress and heels. The diamond bracelet sparkled on her wrist as the two walked out the door.

The Chateau served excellent cuisine so Gloria and Tom really enjoyed their meal. They had a delicious wine with their dinner and then Tom ordered Champagne to celebrate their Anniversary. When the jazz band set up and began to play, the two of them walked hand and hand onto the dance floor. It was turning out to be a very special night for the happily married couple. They gently held each other in their arms and moved their swaying bodies in rhythm with the soft sounding music. Tom was glad he came up with the idea to take Gloria out on the town. Everything had gone off without a hitch. He was having a perfect evening with the woman he loved more then life itself. Nothing on earth could spoil the grand time they were having. At least that's what he thought. But he would soon discover he was terribly wrong in assuming that.

Several dances later the happy couple returned to their table for a brief rest. Tom kissed her on the cheek and walked off towards the bar to refill their wine glasses. While Gloria was waiting for him to come back, a huge man staggered over to their table. "Hey good looking. Let's you and me twinkle our toes out on the dance floor." He said while slightly slurring his words. "No thank you. Perhaps later. My husband and I are taking a break right now." Gloria politely declined. "Hell sweetheart. That puny husband of yours can't handle a looker like you. You need a real man to show you a good time. Now come with me and let ole Stan the man show you how to party." He replied while grabbing her wrist. "I would advise you to take your hand off of me asshole. Before you painfully regret what you're doing." Gloria warned. Just at that moment Tom came back to the table.

"What the hell is going on here. Take your filthy hands off of my wife." Tom told the burly drunk while spinning him around by his shoulder. "SMACK!" Stan clubbed Tom on the chin and dropped him in the floor. "Take a hike piss ant. I'm going to dance with your wife and you're not man enough to do anything about it." Gloria squinted her eyes in an angry glare and clenched her spinach powered fists. She had consumed a large helping at dinner so she would be ready for some wild sex when she and Tom returned home. Stan the man didn't realise he had fucked with the wrong woman's husband. But he was about to painfully find out. When Stan turned back to Gloria and took her by the hand, she slowly stood and grabbed him by the arm. "Putting your hands on me was your first mistake asshole. Hitting my husband is going to be your last." She confidently told the drunken man.

"Now don't be that way darlin. You and me are gonna have us a swell tim..." "WHOA!"....."CRASH!"" That's as far as he got with his little speech before Gloria threw him across the dance floor and bounced his muscular body off of the band stand. She went after him stalking her prey like a jungle cat. Stan was slightly groggy after being tossed across the room like a toy. But he saw Gloria coming for him and the uppity bitch needed to be taught a lesson. He grabbed the band stand and pulled himself to his feet. Gloria had made it half way across the floor before she was intercepted by the clubs bouncer. "I'll handle this ma'am. You go back to your seat." He said while stepping in her path. Gloria was to pissed off to put up with any nonsense. She wasn't about to let the bouncer or anyone else stop her.

She grabbed the big man by his lapels and lifted him clean off of his feet. "This is my business buster. If you want to get in my way you better have damn good medical insurance. Because you're definitely going to need it if you try and stop me." When the big man looked into Gloria's cold blue eyes he suddenly felt small in stature. Especially since the soles of his shoes were dangling in the air about two feet off of the floor. And the angry look on her beautiful face made his huge body tremble with fear. All of a sudden he remembered something he had to do in the kitchen. Or anywhere else for that matter. "OK lady what ever you say. Just please put me down." He stammered. Gloria gently sat him on his feet and patted his cheek. "A wise decision young man. Stand aside and total up the damage. Asshole over there will pay for everything." "Yes ma'am." He said as he stepped back.

By the time Gloria was through with the bouncer Stan had gotten his bearings. He clenched his ham like fists and threw a powerful hay maker when she closed on him. Gloria nimbly ducked under his massive swing and tattooed his surprised face with a series of hard punches. "SMACK!..SMACK!..SMACK!..SMACK!..SMACK!" Stan was back pedalling like crazy while Gloria tore him apart. "SMACK!..SMACK!..THUD!..THUD!..THUD!..CRACK!" The teeth shattering uppercut knocked him off of his feet and sent him rolling. Stan looked like he was going to vomit when he finally came to a halt. He made it to his hands and knees just as Gloria reached him. She grabbed the big man by his shoulder and the seat of his pants and flung him across the room again. Stan stopped sliding when he collided with a chair and then the table. "SNAP!"..."CRASH!" His huge body broke a chair leg and the table busted when it fell over.

He was really dizzy when Gloria jerked him to his feet and began to pummel his swelling face and bruised body. "SMACK!..THUD!..THUD!..THUD!..SMACK!..SMACK!" Her hard female fists ripped into Stan like a jack hammer. "THUD!..THUD!..THUD!..SMACK!..CRACK!" Stan went flying again. This time he rolled near the bar where his two buddies were standing. They saw the pitiful condition of his badly swollen face and decided it was time to stop this slaughter. "He's had enough lady. Let us carry him out of here." The first one told Gloria. "Yeah lady. Back the hell off and leave him alone." The other one added. "Stay out of it boys. This is between me and asshole. Just sit back and watch the show." She warned. But they decided to intervene when she reached down to drag Stan to his feet. It was the biggest mistake they ever made in their lives.

They each grabbed one of her arms and tried to pull her away from Stan. Gloria easily jerked her arms out of their grasps and snatched them by the back of their collars. The two men were suddenly dangling in the air kicking their feet and screaming like frightened little girls. "I told you two wimps to mind your own business. You should have heeded my warning and not pissed me off." "BANG!" She slammed their heads together and dropped their sleeping bodies at her feet. "Anyone else want to step in and help this asshole out?" She asked with an angry glare. No one said a word. "Good. A very wise decision." She turned back to the sobbing Stan and lifted him up from the floor. "OK pansy ass. Let's get back to your lesson in humility." Stan was scared out of his mind by this time. His only thought was escaping the she devil who was beating him to a pulp.

"OH GOD! I'M SORRY LADY! PLEASE LET ME GO! I'LL NEVER BOTHER YOU AGAIN! JUST DON'T HIT ME ANYMORE!" He begged. "I'm afraid that's not an option little man. Putting your hands on me was bad enough. But when you struck my darling husband you crossed the line. So shut your mouth and keep it shut." "UNDERSTAND?" She said as she drew back her fist. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" His scream didn't save him. "CRACK!" The stupendous uppercut came from down by her knee and plowed into Stan's chin like a battering ram. His huge body soared straight up in the air about ten feet. He hovered like a kite for a few seconds before he plummeted back down and landed directly on the top of his head. "BAM!" His feet and legs were suspended in animation like he was a statue. Then his unconscious body slowly toppled over and hit the floor. "SLAM!"

Gloria yanked him up to his knees and slapped him silly until his swollen eyes flew open. He knelt in her grasp crying his heart out while she turned to the bouncer. "Come over here big man." She ordered while pointing at him and then wiggling her finger. The bouncer scurried over as fast as his legs would carry him. "Have you got the damage totaled up?" She asked him. "Yes ma'am. One broken table and chair comes to about fifteen hundred dollars. And the hole in the band stand will have to be plastered and redone. That's probably another eight hundred. So the total is roughly twenty three hundred dollars." He stated while shaking. "Let's not forget the suffering and anxiety your patrons were subjected to because this asshole ruined their evening. So we'll call it an even three thousand." Gloria replied. "Yes ma'am. What ever you think is best." He answered.

Gloria looked into Stan's tear filled frightened eyes and drew back her fist. "Get your credit card out pansy ass. You owe this establishment three thousand dollars. And God help you if your card is rejected." She sternly told him. Stan's hands were shaking so bad he dropped his wallet when he dug it out of his back pocket. Gloria kicked it over to the bouncer. "Run his card through and let me know if it was accepted." She commanded. "Yes ma'am. Right away." He stammered while he ran off. Gloria saw the fear rapidly spread across Stan's battered face when she lifted him up by his lapels. "You're nothing but a drunken pig and a big mouth bully. You better adjust your attitude and change your outrageous behavior before you end up on a slab. Is that clear you pathetic little wimp?" She asked the sobbing man. "Yes, yes. I'll be good from now on. Please don't hit me again." He begged. Gloria smiled and patted his cheek. "Good boy."

The bouncer came back and confirmed Stan's credit card had been accepted. "Excellent. Then I think my work here is done." She handed the card to Stan and hauled him up on his feet. "Now get lost and try to stay out of trouble." She said as she pushed him towards the door. Stan took off running like his life was in danger. Gloria turned and went to check on Tom. "Are you alright sweetheart?" She asked concerned. "Yes dear I'm fine. Except for being a little embarrassed that you had to fight my battle for me." He said feeling a little ashamed. "I'm sorry about that Tom. You could have handled him just as easily. But I got so angry when I saw him strike you I just couldn't stop myself." She said while she kissed him. "I couldn't have handled him THAT EASILY!" He said with a slight grin. "You were simply amazing Gloria." "Well, he really made me mad." She said with a grin of her own.

"Are you ready to go home and properly celebrate our Anniversary?" She asked her husband with a mischievous giggle. "You bet doll face. Let's pay the bill and get the hell out of here." When they reached home, Tom grabbed his incredibly beautiful and extremely strong wife and gave her a deep passionate kiss. Then he looked into her sparkling blue eyes and smiled. "I love you with all my heart Gloria. Thank you for a wonderful ten years. Oh, and one more thing. Last one to get undressed is a rotten apple." He said as he laughed and raced towards the bedroom. "I'll rotten apple you you sneaky little devil." She replied as she chased after him giggling like a young girl. The two of them had a very special Anniversary present that night they will remember for the rest of their lives.