Marvel Comics and The Electric Company (Yes, The Electric Company... I crap you not) Present: Spidey Super Stories #31 STAR JAWS Okay, we all know this. Star Wars stole most of the character traits for Darth Vader from Doctor Doom. We forgive them for that because Darth Vader is an awesome character... even if he was stolen. But for this issue of Spidey Super Stories, there will be no forgiveness. I mean, Lucas stole ideas from Marvel, why not have Marvel Steal Lucas' ideas. One good turn deserves another, right? WRONG!! It could not get much wronger. Let me explain. You will agree... trust me.This story will sound familiar. I can sound that cocky because it is the plot to Star Wars (sorta) and this page is a page dedicated to a comic book character... I know you've seen the film. This story is not bad because it is the plot to Star Wars, oh no, it is bad because of the subtle differences. I will outline a few. Characters:
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4. Okay, here is where the Supreme Act of the Month comes in... Are you ready?? Are you Sure?? Positive? Here it goes... Doctor Doom has a ship shaped exactly like the Death Star, but instead of destroying planets... are you ready... it opens up it's big mouth and eats them. Doom plans on... you sure you're ready... having his "Star Jaws" eat Earth. TA DA!!!!!
If that's not Supreme, don't tell me something that is. I'll crap my pants with excitement. That's right, Doom wants to Eat Earth. The comic never explains why Doom wants to do this, but I'm guessing it's because he can. So are you convinced?? Supreme enough for you?
Fin. There is so much more I could say. Things so hilarious they would (to quote my good friend Victor Cardigan) "Break the Internet in Half," but I won't spoil it all for you. You need this issue. I don't care what you have to do to get it. No matter how repulsive the act, do it. You'll hate yourself worse for not having this issue. Trust me. And as always...
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