son of a slut, well, here i am, ranting about nothing...
as usual, what to talk about now? hmmm
i think i'll talk about the economy, and how we're all gonna burn in hell....fueled by gasoline, yes the same gasoline in which we're paying 2 bucks for, same gasoline in which we're fighting over, same gasoline in which we're destroying the environment with, same gasoline we're using to fuel cars...damn lost my train of thought, oh yeh...gasoline...is...i don't know...can't be solved that much, but on to more pressing matters
prices, not just any prices, home prices, errr, not home prices, house prices, in ohter words, real estate, that bubble is gonna explode, seriously, LOTS and LOTS of real estate investors are going to get fucked real soon, you want to know why? because there are people out there that are horny as hell, and they won't be wearing a condom when they rape the fuck out of real estate
alright, with that out of the way, lets keep this gravy train rolling...
speaking of which, wow, gravy, what on earth is that? pure fat i think, i mean what else could it be? just a little darker than pure fat, who knows whys it all dark and stuff, but maannn is it good. mmmm...you taste that? thats good huh? you want to know what that is? thats pure death, right there yup, yup, keep putting it on that turkey, it won't mind, it's already dead, and soon you'll be too