Chat log started at 13.5.2007 / 16:02:00

Bayard (Hawkeye): Alright I fixed that skills thingu
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): hola
Bayard (Hawkeye): Heyas
Mcgarnagle: Hey!
ArchAngel (Zhage): woo... krazy kender is here
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): MAC... You'll have to delete the transfer character, I had already completed the new FG 2 char sheet.
Mcgarnagle: yeah, no problemo
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): so there should be a level 4 and a level 5 Vexin now I imagine
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): cool
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): can I not input my spells into sheet until you allow it or something?
ArchAngel (Zhage): you should be able too..
ArchAngel (Zhage): just drag them over.
Mcgarnagle: yeah, just drago and drop
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): well a few I need to input
ArchAngel (Zhage): I think you have to be in preparation mode..
Bayard (Hawkeye): Did you put your spells per day in the numbers above?
Mcgarnagle: yep. Zhage is right.
Bayard (Hawkeye): required to enter spells in
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): from Spell Compendium, and 1 from Dragon Magic if allowed. You approved the ones from Spell Compendium
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): spells per day are in
Mcgarnagle: Yeah, if it's not in the core book, it will have to be entered manually. I don't know if there are forms for that tho...
Bayard (Hawkeye): Right click on the Level and slelect Create new Item
Mcgarnagle: is there connection problems??
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): I've done it before, but it just let me
Bayard (Hawkeye): so if it's a lvl 1 spell, right clikc on level 1 and select create new item
Vexin Sixtoes: OH
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol right click on level, not just anywhere... nm
Bayard (Hawkeye): Yeah, I just learned that right now. lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): Jarrak can';t connect
Bayard (Hawkeye): "host is running a propriety ruleset that does not match a local installation"
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): run update
Bayard (Hawkeye): I was just telling him that
Elti (Jeren): yeah took me a little while to realise I hate to update!
Bayard (Hawkeye): There we go
Bayard (Hawkeye): I check for upfdates every day. lol
Jaraak (Taurus): sorry im late guys, i had to update client lol
Mcgarnagle: no prob.
Elti (Jeren): >.< I can't understand why I can't see my portrait
Mcgarnagle: Elti... I think I know why
Jaraak (Taurus): ooo awesome the drood is wif us today!
Elti (Jeren): enlighten me oh wise DM!
Mcgarnagle: You'll have a portrait setting in the program files/fantasy grounds where you probably have the portrait now. that is wrong. That is where it was suppose to go for FG1 but not FG2
Mcgarnagle: for FG2, the portraits are stored in your user settings...
Elti (Jeren): oh
Bayard (Hawkeye): C:\Documents and Settings\User Name\Application Data\Fantasy Grounds II\portraits
Mcgarnagle: Let me find the right path for you
Bayard (Hawkeye): Also,m there is a shortcut to the folder from the Star Menu now
Mcgarnagle: ah.. never mind. Bayard beat me to it
Jaraak (Taurus): hawkeye yur quick
Bayard (Hawkeye): I'm good like that. lol
ArchAngel (Zhage): :\documents and settings\\Application Data\Fantasy Grounds II
Bayard (Hawkeye): the Star Menu shortcut is bets to use, cause the App Data folder is Hidden
ArchAngel (Zhage): yeah well... i just like to help..
Bayard (Hawkeye): People running Vista have a different logical folder layout than us and people were having trouble finding it whihc is why they made a shortcut to it.
Jaraak (Taurus): hehe zhage
Mcgarnagle: Zhage, the +1 and -1 for the saves and spell levels effectivly cancel each other out, so you are at normal as well as +1 spell.
Bayard (Hawkeye): Yay FG devs
ArchAngel (Zhage): so... I have a plus 1 effective level considering the other mods cancel eachother out?
ArchAngel (Zhage): woot
Elti (Jeren): I have no folder known as FG2...
Bayard (Hawkeye): Did you try using the Start Menu?
Elti (Jeren): no shortcut there for me
Elti (Jeren): I only have microsoft in my app data
Mcgarnagle: You'll probably have to show hidden files
Bayard (Hawkeye): Do you have multile user names?
Bayard (Hawkeye): Like a bunch of ppl use your computer?
Jaraak (Taurus): I can help u out wif it on tues if u like elti
Elti (Jeren): no, just me
Elti (Jeren): yeah I guess so Ry-Ry xP
Elti (Jeren): I will juss be portrait less!
ArchAngel (Zhage): Goto the Tools menu, click on folder options. Click on the view tab, then click on show hidden files and folders.
Bayard (Hawkeye): Well, I'd offer to remote in, but yeah.. lol I geuss jsut make sure Hidden Files are shwoing
ArchAngel (Zhage): woo.. showing off me skoolin now..
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
GM: okay are we all set to go?
Jaraak (Taurus): sure!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): yep, just putting in last spell description
Bayard (Hawkeye): I'm good
Elti (Jeren): Ooo wait, I found it... my username has changed...
Jaraak (Taurus): noob :P
Bayard (Hawkeye): So I was KINDA right
Mcgarnagle: do you want us to wait until you get your portrait in, Elti? :)
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): I have no idea how to put my portrait i. You did it for me i FG1
Bayard (Hawkeye): And Vexin... lol
Mcgarnagle: You too Vex... no portrait
Bayard (Hawkeye): See above traffic Vexin
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): that's alot of text :p
Mcgarnagle: Vex, I'll show you how to do it on the message boards if you want to do it later
Bayard (Hawkeye): copy the portrait over to C:\Documents and Settings\User Name\Application Data\Fantasy Grounds II\portraits
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): k
Bayard (Hawkeye): Make sure you have Show Hidden Files and Folders checked
Mcgarnagle: or we can just get speedy gonzalas over here to show you how. ;)
Jaraak (Taurus): lol
Elti (Jeren): and make sure you know your username...
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): i never hide files
Bayard (Hawkeye): the original portrait would be in C:\Program Files\Fantasy Grounds\portraits
Bayard (Hawkeye): the Application Data folder is automatically Hidden by Windows
Elti (Jeren): neither do I Vex, but it was still hidden
Jaraak (Taurus): yeah i dont hide anything from my computer either. we have an open relationship.
Bayard (Hawkeye): So you have to make sure you're showing them
Mcgarnagle: Taurus, I'd watch out for that. I thought my computer and I had a good repore but I'm sure that he's sneaking around behind my back... grr!
Jaraak (Taurus): *gasp*
Jaraak (Taurus): The cad...
Bayard (Hawkeye): My comp knows what's best for him to stay alive... Mwahahaha
Bayard (Hawkeye): He sees the remains of the last comp strewn about the floor and trembles in fear
GM: everyone see the map? no load problems?
Jaraak (Taurus): Yep fine.
Bayard (Hawkeye): I see how Tika is convientantly on the other side of them now
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Jaraak (Taurus): Awww hawkeye got to sit next to goldmoon :/
Mcgarnagle: lol she just came back from the kitchen with food for em...
Bayard (Hawkeye): You got to sit next to Riverwind.. ;)
Jaraak (Taurus): (least I didnt get stuck next to vexin i suppose)
ArchAngel (Zhage): I had to sit next to Hawkeye...
Bayard (Hawkeye): Dirty Mage... heh heh
ArchAngel (Zhage): Excuse the wandering hands..
Bayard (Hawkeye): Kender is disguise?
Elti (Jeren): oh... I got stuck next to Vexin!
GM: Last time we left off, you were all sitting down at a table in the Inn of the Last Home in the now occupied remains of Solace. A strange hooded figure was approaching your table when a group of draconians tripped him, revealing the stranger to be an elf. Tika, reaching her breaking point, smashed her skillet over one of the draconians head
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
GM: we'll start tonight off with inti.
Bayard (Hawkeye): Which ones are Baaz and which are Bozaks?
ArchAngel (Zhage): I'm sitting back and enjoying the food..
Elti (Jeren): gah I been cursed ;-;
ArchAngel (Zhage): Along with Jeren...
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): hehe
Jaraak (Taurus): muhahhaha
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): this is the night before I gain my divie magic right?
Bayard (Hawkeye): Sometimes Improved Initiative is a curse.. lol
Taurus brows crease seeing the ensuring violence, whispering quietly to his companions, "Don't let any escape to warn the rest."
Hawkeye
Bayard (Hawkeye): Hmmm..
Hawkeye nods at Taurus as he draws his weapons, rushing in towards the nearest Draconian, figuring the best way is to try and end this as quickly as possible.
ArchAngel (Zhage): wow... I hope that hit..
Bayard (Hawkeye): Me toO!
Elti (Jeren): where were those rolls last session huh!?!
Hawkeye's hand axe comes down swiftly as he strides into battle. The axe slices into the draconian's shoulder. He hisses as he turns to face the plainsmen
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Jaraak (Taurus): yeh when we was fighting the -dragon-
Bayard (Hawkeye): All we needed was TAURUS to hit the dragon
Taurus
Jaraak (Taurus): bah
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): hahaha
Bayard (Hawkeye): That's it for my turn
Taurus rises from his chair as Hawkeye rushes forward, drawing his longsword with a clear metalic clang and with his shield thrust forwards slashes it at the creature.
Taurus (with gusto): Unhand her, you brutes!
Vexin Sixtoes: Getm 'em Tika! They SMELL!
Bayard (Hawkeye): From now on I'm just going to click out attack and damage together so if they DO hit it's already there
Elti (Jeren): oh shit sorry
Bayard (Hawkeye): Oh.. my.. god... Taurus...
Jaraak (Taurus): wasted a crit on nothing!
ArchAngel (Zhage): way to waste a roll...
Elti (Jeren): was just moving it... didn't mean to ;-;
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
The longsword slashes into the draconian's wing as it turns to face the ranger. The draconian screams in pain. it's skin melts away and soon, there is a pool of acid on the floor as it splashes around your feet.
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): nah, it's not wasted... she just rolled way ahead of time lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): Kapaks!
Elti (Jeren): rofl
Elti (Jeren): waaay ahead
Taurus blinks as the creature turns to acid, smiling slightly over towards Tika to show that she isn't alone.
Taurus: Obviously Drak stomach's disagree with spiced potatoes.
Taurus
Jaraak (Taurus): Sorry, I'm done.
Mcgarnagle: opps
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): Hmm.. I was going to just kep charging through them, but with a mass of acid on the floor...
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): Taurus ad I had same init
Vexin Sixtoes
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): I assume we left Skitters elsewhere?
Mcgarnagle: Yeah,
Bayard (Hawkeye): oh.. Skitters um.. yeah
ArchAngel (Zhage): He's off chihlling with jindrak
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): ok
Elti (Jeren): oh we ate him last session xP
Bayard (Hawkeye): No one tell him the truth!
Bayard (Hawkeye): Bad Elti!
Bayard (Hawkeye): He wasn't supposed to know
Vexin Sixtoes stands on his chair and looses a stone at the NE draconian
Elti (Jeren): I'm a Paladin! It is hard for me to lie!
Bayard (Hawkeye): You can click to target them in FG II Vexin. ;)
ArchAngel (Zhage): bend the truth... you can say someone him and you could stop them...
Bayard (Hawkeye): Or just not say anything.. tehn you needn't lie
The stone rattles around in the corner of the inn
Vexin Sixtoes: That was a warning Uglies! Run or I won't miss next time!
Bayard (Hawkeye): Darn it. Someoen remind me that I get +4 to damage against these guys next round!
Riverwind draws his sword and moves around to attack Drac 4
ArchAngel (Zhage): you get a +4 to these guys next round..
Elti (Jeren): lol Bayard, you get a +4 dmg against these guys
ArchAngel (Zhage): lol
Jaraak (Taurus): Bayard, you get +4 to damage to these guys next round.
Elti (Jeren): ahahah
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): I keep forgetting they are of the Dragon type
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
The plainsmen sword cluts deep into the lizardman's belly. The draconian looks up in shock as he clutches his inards, trying to stop them from falling to the floor.
Tika swings her frying pan around, trying to thud the draconian across the face once more
This time, the draconian is prepared and ducks under the wild swinging barmaid
Draconian 2 tries to grab Tika and push her back against the table
Tika grabs hold of the powerful dragonmans face and pushes him back. he seems content on trying to pin the bar maid down
Hawkeye (at the Draconian attacking Tika): You lizard bastard!
Bayard (Hawkeye): That's right, I called him a Lizard.. heh heh
Draconian 3 with his free hand hisses a curse at Riverwind before taking a swing at him
ArchAngel (Zhage): these things speak draconic right?
Bayard (Hawkeye): They should
The short sword is easily parried by the skilled warrior
Zhage (in Draconic): You should swear, it's not nice..
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
ArchAngel (Zhage): heh..
Draconian 5 leaps upon the table and thrusts down towards the kinght
ArchAngel (Zhage): shit.. sorry
Taurus brings his shield up and the short sword glance off
Elti (Jeren): heh! Not just me!
ArchAngel (Zhage): ment to hit tab, not that quick key..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): he didn't roll a 20 lol
Taurus grunts as the sword clangs off his shield, peering past it up at the Drak waiting for a hole. "Have to do better than that my scaly friend."
Elti (Jeren): shhhh
Draconian 6 grabs the elf while drac 1 waits to punch the elf in the bread basket
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): what? why is the elf carrying a bread basket? and why would someone want to punch food?
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
ArchAngel (Zhage): lol
Elti (Jeren): rofl
Bayard (Hawkeye): He stole bread from the Dracs
Bayard (Hawkeye): He was a hungry elf
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): not a healthy state of mind... mind you
The elf manages to fight off the first draconians grapple. The other drac starts clubing the elf in the back with his forarm
THe elf dodges the blow at the last second
Zhage
Elti (Jeren): all this talk of bread is making me hungry ;-;
Bayard (Hawkeye): I just ate. heh heh
Bayard (Hawkeye): I was prepared for it all!@
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol I'm trying to wait til dinner time
Zhage grabs a last fork full of potatoes, grabs his crossbow and fires at Drac 6.
ArchAngel (Zhage): straight 20 since it is in melee combat?
Mcgarnagle: yeah, it's in melee
ArchAngel (Zhage): wow...
The bolt thuds into the bar with amazing force
Bayard (Hawkeye): Ouch...
Zhage reloads and grabs another forkfull of potatoes.
Elti (Jeren): at least you didn't hit the elf!
Taurus: You can finish your meal when we're done here Zhage! *laughs*
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol eating and firing
The elf draws his longsword and starts to fend off his attackers
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): one of these days he's gonna load his Xbow with potatoes
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): or eat a bolt...
Bayard (Hawkeye): Shot the fork at them!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): fork = 1d1 damage
Zhage (between bites): These are good..
Hawkeye: Aye, but they'll be time to take them with us later, Zhage!
The longsword slashes into the dragonman's leg. The dragonmen prepare to draw there weapons, seeing that this is turning to more than just a brawl
Jeren
Jeren moves forward to attack the Drac upon the table
Mcgarnagle: where did your token go? lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): SHE CAN FLY!
Elti (Jeren): an excellent question
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): she gained the Natural Invisibility ability...
Bayard (Hawkeye): She's a Witch not a PaladiN!
Mcgarnagle: I put one on there for you.
Jeren (hissing): Die Fiend!
Mcgarnagle: the drack on the table?
ArchAngel (Zhage): We found a witch, may we burn her?
Bayard (Hawkeye): how do you know she is a witch?
ArchAngel (Zhage): she looks like a witch
Jaraak (Taurus): she weighs the same as a duck
Elti (Jeren): hey you didn't see if I floated or sank
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): she tastes like a witch?
Elti (Jeren): don
Bayard (Hawkeye): heh heh
Elti (Jeren): *don't make me curse your beer!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
The female warrior steps forward and brings her giant sword round. The sword clips the dragonman in the ankel as he tries to jump over the swing
Hawkeye
ArchAngel (Zhage): remember your +4 dmg
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): but now he'll miss like me
Bayard (Hawkeye): heh heh
ArchAngel (Zhage): yeah... cause we told him about it..
Hawkeye looks down at the acid at his feet, then decides Riverwind and Taurus have things under control. Preparing himself, he attempts ot leap across the acid to the other side.
Bayard (Hawkeye): FLASHY. lol
The range leaps across the bubbling pool of acid, landing on the other side, clear of the acid.
Hawkeye turns quickly upon landing, lashing out his his Handaxe at the draconian that laid it's hands upon Tika
Bayard (Hawkeye): Doubt I hit but liek Is aid..
Bayard (Hawkeye): No clue what thier AC is
The axe slashes into the draconian as he lunges towards Tika. He howls in pain as his skin begins to melt away.
Bayard (Hawkeye): Flashy and effective...
Tika breaths a sigh of relief
Taurus
Taurus blinks in surprise as Jeren steps up to his side weilding the huge weapon of hers. Using the distraction to thrust his longsword forward to impale the Drak as it lands from trying to avoid Jeren's swing.
Elti (Jeren): nice team work there oh Lawful buddy of mine ^^
Bayard (Hawkeye): It's a shame it takes two Lawful to do what one Neutral is fdoing. Mwahahaha
Jaraak (Taurus): manly butt-pats of sportsmanship in order?
Bayard (Hawkeye): Lawful is holding you back!
As the draconian stumbles upon the table, Taurus' sword plunges into the draconian's gut. He wheezes in pain and looks blurried eyed at the knight, but does not fall
Elti (Jeren): I think so
Bayard (Hawkeye): Join the Dar - er Nuetral side!
Vexin Sixtoes
Elti (Jeren): you wanna get healed Bayard? Cause I can easily use my lay on hands on myself from now on xP
Taurus: Surrender, you will be spared.
Bayard (Hawkeye): *shuts up*
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): which did Taurus attack?
ArchAngel (Zhage): the dark, but yet still light side..
The dragonman growls at the kinght's offer
Jaraak (Taurus): 5
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): nm
Bayard (Hawkeye): The dusky side
ArchAngel (Zhage): we've got ale..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): can't move him
Elti (Jeren): Lawful people can drink ale!
ArchAngel (Zhage): not our stuff...
Bayard (Hawkeye): But not as MUCH as we can
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): can't move Vexin
ArchAngel (Zhage): it's made from cute little puppies..
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Elti (Jeren): Jeren is sure she could drink both of you under the table xP
Bayard (Hawkeye): My con sucks, so.. yeah
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): CANT MOVE VEXIN
Mcgarnagle: just a sec...
Elti (Jeren): exacty and I get my charisma to saves!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): sorry, seemed like i was being ignored
Mcgarnagle: I was reading
Jaraak (Taurus): Hard to see amongst all the ooc ;)
Mcgarnagle: try now
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): can we recenter map? i can barely target it seems
Mcgarnagle: recenter to where?
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): that's good. still cant move
Bayard (Hawkeye): Did you drag him to the combat tracker form his Character Portrait above?
Mcgarnagle: yep
Vexin Sixtoes leaps up onto the next table and fires another stone
Jaraak (Taurus): Dont worry dood! wildshape soon! :P
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): ya i'm useless without divine power
The stone goes soaring past, just barely missing
ArchAngel (Zhage): I'm useless without a night of study and sleep..
Bayard (Hawkeye): I'm um..
Riverwind tries to finish off his opponent
The sword cuts into the dragonman's arm. he teaters a bit before his skin begins to melt into a pool of acid
Bayard (Hawkeye): I don't want to be the guy who has to polish the floors tomorrow
Tika tries to hit the dragonman near the bar with her fry pan
ArchAngel (Zhage): Someone, please, think of the janitor...
The pan swings wildly past, smashing many mugs and plates that sit on the nearby table
Draconian 5 wobbles on the table as he thrusts his sword at Taurus
The knight easily parries the pitifull thrust
Draconian 6 sees Hawkeye leap over the acid. He raises his arms and tries to push the ranger into the acid behind him
GM: AoO Hawk
GM: crit
ArchAngel (Zhage): nice...
Jaraak (Taurus): Remember +3
Jaraak (Taurus): +4
ArchAngel (Zhage): it's +4...
Elti (Jeren): +4 you mean
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): did we mention it's +4?
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
ArchAngel (Zhage): I hope it dies...
Elti (Jeren): no I don't think we did ;D
Bayard (Hawkeye): and I hear I was wondering if I could kill him next round to push through to the other guy...
As the dragonman charges toward the ranger, Hawkeye swiftly swings his axe around, slicing the draconian's head clean off his neck. The head soars through the air as it turns into acid, just lie the rest of the body.
Bayard (Hawkeye): First crit hit this campaign
Elti (Jeren): *cracks the champagne*
Hawkeye: Die you scaly bastards!
Bayard (Hawkeye): I couldn't think of anythign =better to say.. :(
Jaraak (Taurus): lol there's his head hahahha
Mcgarnagle: the small one is his head. ;)
ArchAngel (Zhage): small puddle is the head..
Hawkeye: lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): oops, that was ooc
Jaraak (Taurus): "One should never lose his head in the heat of combat." would have been apt
ArchAngel (Zhage): He'll never be the head of his class..
Bayard (Hawkeye): Okay.. pun jar collection fee time
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): good job, spread the acid around...
The drac near the elf continues his assault
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
ArchAngel (Zhage): He'll never get ahead in life..
Bayard (Hawkeye): I guess I headed off his attack...
The elf blocks the thrust with his longsword
Zhage
ArchAngel (Zhage): ok.. that's enough..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Zhage with a fork hanging form his mouth, aims at Drac 5 and fires.
ArchAngel (Zhage): Friggin 7... that should have been a 17..
The bolt thuds into the ceiling
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): i feel your pain
Taurus ducks hearing the bolt wizzzzz past, shooting a look in Zhage's direction.
ArchAngel (Zhage): can I throw the fork?
Zhage shruggs..
Elti (Jeren): rofl
The elf slashes back towards the draconian
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): at least you have magic lol
Mcgarnagle: sure. :)
ArchAngel (Zhage): what kind of mods would that get..
Bayard (Hawkeye): Str.. lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): and range 10'
The draconian parries the attack
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): dmg 1d1 -1
Mcgarnagle: yeah, normal throwing mods. It will do 1 damage
Mcgarnagle: get a crit and it will be 2. ;)
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): LMAO
ArchAngel (Zhage): hmm..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): fork in the eye!
ArchAngel (Zhage): tempting..
Jeren
Jeren slashed with her sword at the Draconian upon the table once more
The great sword hacks through the dragonman's knees. Suddenly, he begins to melt into bubbling acid
ArchAngel (Zhage): "I'm Melting... Melting... Ahhhhh...."
The table begins to melt as the acid eats through and drips onto the floor
Hawkeye
Jeren: How pleasant these creatures are...
Hawkeye steps around the acid in front of him to come at the last draconian at an angle, slashing with his handaxe and scimitar silumtaneously
Taurus: It is unnatural.
Bayard (Hawkeye): if only the scimitar had gotten the 19 for a crit threat
Elti (Jeren): I was thinking the same thing
The two weapons slash into the dragonman before he even has time to react. The weapons pull free with a sickly squish before the dragonman melts away
Heavy feet clatter outside, and eerie torchlight flickers through chinks in the doorway and wall. Suddenly the door splinters inward, and a crowd of draconians bursts into the room.
Leading the band is a swaggering ugly hobgoblin, the stench of his unwashed body preceding him by several feet. He sneers as he advances across the room, flanked by four solid draconians to either side. Beyond, dozens more of the creatures stand in the sinister light of their own torches.
Vexin Sixtoes: Oops
Taurus: Toede.
Vexin Sixtoes: Ugly
Zhage hides his bow and sits down to finish eating.
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): this is the time you wish you has Flame Strike
Jeren: Looks like the fun is just beginning...
Hawkeye: It figures the cowardly bastard arrives with an army...
Fewmaster Toede: Surrender now! You are all under arrest!
Taurus: Under what charges?
Bayard (Hawkeye): hmm.. throw axe at him.. not throw axe at him..
Vexin Sixtoes giggles "Hi stinky!"
Zhage (innocently): What did I do? I've been sittin here eating?
Taurus (Quietly): How many do you count?
Fewmaster Toede: Attacking soldiers of the Dragonarmy!
Fewmaster Toede snears at the knight
Taurus: I assume you refer to the charges of Assault?
Jeren: Soldiers live and die by a code. They do not waste their time harassing patrons and bar maids
Bayard (Hawkeye): well, ther goes my try to play Taurus off as a commander that was attacked first ploy..
Vexin Sixtoes does a jig on the tabletop and moons Toede
Fewmaster Toede: silence! You can either surrender now and save your lives, or you can prepare for death!
Hawkeye looks at Taurus, edging his axe up a little
Taurus looks at his companions.
Jeren readies her sword and waits patiently for the order to charge
Fewmaster Toede glares at the group, nervously flexing his hilt
Fewmaster Toede: DROP YOUR WEAPONS!
Taurus lowers his sword and slowly approaches Toede.
you see more dragonmen appear in the windows, crossbows trained on you
the big draconians close ranks around their leader
Fewmaster Toede: stop there!
Jeren (whispering): we're surrounded
Taurus halts, placing his sword on the nearby table.. slowly.
Vexin Sixtoes subtly assumes his Hoopak as a waking Crutch....
Taurus: I surrender.
ArchAngel (Zhage): man.. if I had a fireball spell ready...
Vexin Sixtoes hobbles off the table
Fewmaster Toede smiles in confidence when he sees the knight surrender
ArchAngel (Zhage): I'd start this party off with a bang..
Jeren can't hide the shock upon her face at Taurus' words
Hawkeye lowers his blades, looking at Taurus, then nodding sadly...
Taurus: This had nothing to do with the townsfolk. *gestures to the elf, Tika and Goldmoon*.
Taurus: Spare them injury for our actions and we will come quietly.
Fewmaster Toede looks at the elf
Fewmaster Toede we'll deal with him appropriately. The rest of you, drop your weapons
Fewmaster Toede: Fewmaster Toede we'll deal with him appropriately. The rest of you, drop your weapons
Zhage stands, putting his bow on the table and resting his weight heavily on his staff..
Vexin Sixtoes hobbles behind Goldmoon, using his "crutch" heavily
Riverwind drops his weapons
Jeren shakes her head sadly and lays her great sword upon the floor, clear of the acid
Taurus removes the other weapons on his person, even his dagger, and sets them neatly on the table beside him.
Hawkeye angrily throws his axe and scimitar at the floor, then unslings his bow tossing it on the table near him
Riverwind: You two! in the back. Drop the staves...
Hawkeye (whispered): Someday.. Toede.. you won't have an army at your back...
Vexin Sixtoes: I can't walk without my crutch!
Zhage: Surely you would deprive two injured men of their walking sticks..
ArchAngel (Zhage): add a not in there..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): LOL I knew that line was coming, but not from a kender
Fewmaster Toede: you, Knight! Carry that kender and have him drop his weapon. You barbarians help the other.
Vexin Sixtoes curses silently
Zhage (in): (Kenderspeak) It was worth a shot..
Vexin Sixtoes keeps up the injured act, for good measure
Hawkeye (scornfully): barbarians?
Riverwind grinds his teeth as he approaches the mage
Jeren clenches her teeth to keep from spitting insults at Toede
Vexin Sixtoes hobbles up to Taurus and drops his Hoopak as he hugs the knight
Zhage drops his staff and offers his arm to the big man.
Taurus eyes Vexin and approaches, scooping him up and over his shoulder like a sack; his wriggling feet facing fowards.
Zhage (whispered): Sorry about this..
Vexin Sixtoes: Ow! Careful or i'll puke all over the "nice" hobgoblin
Fewmaster Toede: Gather these weapons. Search them before you take them to the caravan
Riverwind nods to the mage and then glares at the pudgy hobgoblin
Taurus: Now Vexin, whilst we are prisoners of war we should offer our 'host' the respect he is due.
Vexin Sixtoes: Careful, there's weasel poo in my pouches...
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): LMAO
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Jaraak (Taurus): Wow.. and I have to carry the weasel poo ladden kender.
Elti (Jeren): lukcy man, you're a very lucky man
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol it's a complete lie, but hey, i'm a kender :)
The dragonmen escort each one of you outside. The roughly press you against the side of the Inn and begin taking your packs, and anything in your pokets, mundane or otherwise
Jeren (growled): Brutes!
Hawkeye grimaces angrily as the dracs search him...
Zhage (in Elvish): You'll pay for this..
Taurus stands rigidly as he is searched, holding the Kender firmly.
Bayard (Hawkeye): we still armored?
ArchAngel (Zhage): well... at least we are no longer encombered..
Riverwind yes, they don't take your armor
Mcgarnagle: Riverwind yes, they don't take your armor
Bayard (Hawkeye): My thoughts EXACTLY
Bayard (Hawkeye): Only 25 pounds now! Woot! lol
Taurus: Toede. You are the commander of the forces in this area of occupation?
Hawkeye: As if a hobgobling is a commander of anything...
Fewmaster Toede Comes over and presses his great girth against Hawkeye. He sprays a foul smelling saliva in your face as he speaks.
Taurus inwardly grimaces, his heart going out to Hawkeye.
Vexin Sixtoes: Ew
Fewmaster Toede: keep talking like that and you'll not be joining us on our little vacation, barbarian
Vexin Sixtoes: Ooh! a Vacation?
Hawkeye begins gagging before he even starts to talk, overwhelmed by the odor
Jeren scoffs at Toede, "A true commander would have his men in better fighting shape. He is no commander, just a mockery."
Vexin Sixtoes: I once, took this vacation, and met this wooly mammoth, and
Fewmaster Toede draconian backhands the kender across the face with great force
Vexin Sixtoes: Ow!
draconian backhands the kender across the face with great force
Vexin Sixtoes: How Rude!
Fewmaster Toede: Shut that kender up!
Taurus eyes narrow on the Fewmaster, peering down at him; attempting to be rather intimidating.
Hawkeye (whispered): I guess he's the commander of Stench at the very least
Jeren (whispered): just give me a sword and I'll cut this insolent fools tongue from his mouth before he can even blink...
Vexin Sixtoes quiets down, but sticks his tongue out when Toede isn't looking
Fewmaster Toede The hobgoblin glances at the knight and gives him a wide grin, displaying his rotting teeth.
Taurus (Low): If you have issues with my subordinates commander, you deal with me. Understood.
Bayard (Hawkeye): Is that Lawful?
Fewmaster Toede Approaches the knight, making sure a big draconian stands between them
ArchAngel (Zhage): yes... she's saving us from having to hear him speak..
Elti (Jeren): I think in the case of a douche like Toede it is. He's offending my code of honor!
Bayard (Hawkeye): Works for me!
Fewmaster Toede: You best keep them in line then, or else you'll be held responisble.
Elti (Jeren): I so wanna punch him with my divine strike gauntlets. See how he likes a little bit of smite for breakfast!
Bayard (Hawkeye): I wanted to hit him with ym axe in the beginning...
Taurus: Aye.... M'Lord.
Elti (Jeren): damn Taurus! Even the Pally was ready to go them!
Taurus bows his head, just slightly. To show compliance.
Bayard (Hawkeye): I guess ther's Lawful.. then there's LAWFUL
Gritty smoke drifts from a few lingering fires through the clearing, adding a ghostly thickness to the air. Many hobgoblins and a few dragonmen scramble around, loading things onto several large wagons. Beyond these wagons, the smoke lifts briefly around three large cages. Each is mounted on a sturdy four-wheeled carriage.
The hobgoblin commander screams his orders above the bustle and chattering, and all of the monsters leap to obey Fewmaster Toede. Another group of prisonersmostly women and childrenare dragged into the clearing and roughly loaded into one of the cages.
ArchAngel (Zhage): hell.. a pally is a munchkin character.. detect evil, smite, ask questions later.
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Jeren eyes the prisoners and sighs, shaking her head from side to side, "We have failed these people."
Elti (Jeren): ahaha I don
Fewmaster Toede Unlocks the door of the heaviest cage. His escorts prods you, as well as tika, inside at swordpoint.
Elti (Jeren): * don't know about that
Bayard (Hawkeye): Sometimes they leave out the Detect part
Zhage climbs in. "I get the point."
Taurus shakes his head, quietly whispering to Jerena. "They're still alive, there is hope." Before gesturing his companions in.
Vexin Sixtoes (hanging from Taurus' grip): You think of failure in very short terms, knight...
Taurus pops Vexin into the cage before he himself climbs in last.
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): Jeren is a knightly figure, correct?
Hawkeye sits, slumped down against the bars, staring at the floor of the cage
ArchAngel (Zhage): comon.. no one is commenting on my half bad joke?
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol, no
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): brb
Elti (Jeren): oh I didn't notice lol!
Taurus: M'Lord, I would request water and basic sustanence for the prisoners for the journey. If you intend for them to survive the travel, and satisfy your superiors, you'll do so.
Taurus gestures to the women and children cage.
Jeren gets into the cage, she narrows her eyes briefly at Toede and then hangs her head
Bayard (Hawkeye): back
Fewmaster Toede snears at Taurus. He chuckles as he turns on his heels and head off somewhere in the darkness
Jaraak (Taurus): lol Zhage i didnt even notice the joke till now.
ArchAngel (Zhage): lol..
Taurus waits till they leave, grips the bars, subtly testing them. Sighing.
Taurus (Whispered): My apologies comrades, for that display.
Hawkeye: So.. what now?
Jeren: A man like that does not care about the survival of his prisoners. He will just recquisition more to carry out his dirty work for him
Vexin Sixtoes: He smells
Hawkeye looks around the cages at the other prisoners
Jeren gives Vexin a small smile, "An astute observation..."
Hawkeye: The sitnky little bastard got us good this time
Taurus: Get comfortable and some rest. We'll need it.
You see two draconians dragging another prisoner towards your cage.
the door opens and they throw inside the elf from the Inn. They slam the door closed and continue on their way
Taurus: Nice acting lads, by the way. You had me fooled.
Taurus offers Zhage and Vexin a smile before he notices the elf being dragged over.
Hawkeye (looking at the elf): It appears we failed in helping you as well, friend..
Zhage: I would have liked to keep my staff..
Vexin Sixtoes: cting?
Vexin Sixtoes: Acting?
elf: it is no worry, human.
Taurus: They cannot strip us of our faith, at the least, Zhage.
Taurus nods to Vexin.
elf says human not in a condisending way
Taurus: The limping.
Vexin Sixtoes looks depressed at Taurus' statement
Hawkeye: Why were you in Solace?
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): about faith
Zhage eye's the sky, looking towards the moon. Quietly saying, "You're right."
Elti (Jeren): kender is gonna save us... shap change into a snake and swallow Toede whole! ^^
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
ArchAngel (Zhage): Imagine the stomach ache though..
Bayard (Hawkeye): Nasty
Jaraak (Taurus): Apparantly if you sprinkle salt on a Toede's back it hurts him something nasty!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol I wish... Larger forms aren't for some time
Elti (Jeren): lol
elf: I was in Solace for similar reasons to you. I must not speak of them now... the guards may here and it could endanger others
Taurus sits down in the cage, leaning his back to the bars as he listens to the Elf and Hawkeye; watching the other prisoners in the other cages to guage their health.
Hawkeye nods slwoly
Elti (Jeren): still... you might be able to wiggle your way out of the bars and "borrow" our weapons back for us! ^^
Zhage (In Elvish): Endanger others you say?
Hawkeye: It appears we will have time to speak later on this kjounrye
Vexin Sixtoes slumps against the bars and tries to spot Skitters following them in the woods
Shortly after, the cage is opened again, and this time, three more men are tossed inside.
Hawkeye: Getting kind of cramped...
seeker guard (mutters): ruffians...
Vexin Sixtoes: Why must they ridicule themselves?
Taurus offers a nod to the new visitors.
Vexin Sixtoes: That's MY job
elf looks at Zhage...
Vexin Sixtoes: Hullo, I'm Vexin Sixoes... Dragonslayer
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): Sixtoes
Vexin Sixtoes offers his hand
Jeren leans her forhead against the bars of the cage, eyes closed and sighs again. "I will not be put to work by these cretins. I refuse to assist them with their destruction in any way."
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): the elf's checking you out Zhage
elf (in elvish): Yes. There are members who have been helping smuggle others out of Solace. I'm afraid it may soon collapse
Hawkeye laughes quietly at Vexins dragonslayer comment
Taurus places a hand on Jeren's shoulder and gives her a comforting smile.
Hawkeye: We'll get out of this somehow, jeren..
Hawkeye: How can they hope to hold a Kender in a cage?
Zhage (Elvish): I hope it doesn't. These people must get out of here.
Gilthanas: Hello. I am Gilthanas of Qualinesti
Jeren: And when we do, I shall take that fools head as a trophy.
Hawkeye: I claimed the prize long ago
Taurus (Whispered): We must play the part for the tme being, gather what information we can and with that liberate the other captives.
Hawkeye nods to Gilthanas
Jeren narrows her eyes, grinding her teeth in anger, "Yes, for now we must sit like ducks..."
Hawkeye: Hawkeye, of Solace, formerly of the Que-Teh
Gilthanas (Whisper): do not worry. Things are not as they seem.
Taurus nods slightly then levels his eyes on Gilthanas.
ArchAngel (Zhage): we can play duck duck goose..
Elti (Jeren): rofl
Bayard (Hawkeye): Can Vexin be the goose first?
Elti (Jeren): yes!
Gilthanas gives a smile to the other prisoners.
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): !
Taurus: I am Taurus Regulus, Knight of the Crown.
Hawkeye: Also a Draognslayer...
Bayard (Hawkeye): (that was in response to Taurs's intro)
Vexin Sixtoes: Well, he helped me a bit
Hawkeye: Aye, but only a little
Gilthanas (Whisper): there seems to be a great number of dragon slayers within this cage.
Taurus: Yes.. *nods to Hawkeye* apprentice Dragonslayer of Vexin Sixtoes.
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): LOL
Bayard (Hawkeye): Who you gonna call? Vexin the Dragonslayer! We ain'tr fraid of no Dragons!
Zhage: I'm Zhage, killed by dragons..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): haha
Jeren Jeren runs her hand through her hair, turning her head to regard the elf, "Greetings Gilthanas, I am Jeren Senta, servant of Mishakal." she gave a slight inclination of her head
Jaraak (Taurus): Zhage the Dragonslayed
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Elti (Jeren): rofl aww poor Zhage
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
ArchAngel (Zhage): That's the word I was looking for..
Zhage: The dragonslayed in a sence..
Taurus smiles.
Taurus: Zhage jests.
Gilthanas (Whisper): greetings to all. I would reccomend that we all get our rest. There will be nothing we can do this night.
Hawkeye: Not really...
Jeren gives a chuckle at Zhage's statement, in spite of her frustration
Taurus gives him a look, the news of ressurection might not help the situation.
Hawkeye looks at Taurus in a "what?" kind of way
Zhage looks back at Taurus, shrugs and looks at the few acid burns in his robes
Vexin Sixtoes yawns and snuggles in between Taurus and Jeren... quickly falling sleep
seeker guard (weeping): We are doomed... What will happen to our families?
Zhage: My, that didn
Hawkeye .....................\
Zhage: 't take long
Jeren (whispered): and here I was thinking about asking him to tell me a bed time story...
Taurus wraps his cloak around the little Vexin.
Bayard (Hawkeye): Baby attacked my Keyboard
Vexin Sixtoes mumbles about Wooly Mammoths, Pink Griffons, and Albinos Trolls as he dreams
Taurus (Whispered): Be thankful for silence when it comes.
bearded man: do not worry. They will be safe...
Taurus eyes the guard, noticing somthing familiar about him.
Hawkeye (to the Bearded Man): And you are?
Jeren sighs, hearing the weeping of one of her fellow prisoners, "Have Faith friend, The God's watch over your loved ones. I know..."
Taurus: Your a Seeker Guards, No?
Elistan: My name is Elistan.
seeker guard nods as he weeps some more
Hawkeye: I'm happy to see some optimism in here
Taurus: Do not worry, you will live long and well enough to learn from the mistakes of following a bad leader.
Elistan: We must keep our spirits up if we are to survive this
Hawkeye looks at Taurus sharply
Taurus: You might even be able to put these new found lessons into use.
Hawkeye: Perhaps it's time we all rest..
Taurus looks at Hawkeye confused, before nodding.
Mcgarnagle: not on whispers: They fixed it so no need to say who is sending it to me
Jaraak (Taurus): awesome
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): oh good.
Bayard (Hawkeye): They're working on PLayer Whispers too now
ArchAngel (Zhage): Ok.. I've gotta share this... My cat thinking the window was open, just took a flying leap into the glass..
Jaraak (Taurus): lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Mcgarnagle: heh heh!
Hawkeye curls up in a corner of the cage to try and get some rest
Elti (Jeren): awww! <3 so hillarious, yet so precious!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): so we can conspire against the DM privately?
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol j/k
Bayard (Hawkeye): Yes
Taurus breaths a quiet sigh as he relaxes best he can, removing a small wooden symbol from a cord around his neck. Cupping it in his hands he bows his head and his lips move in silent prayer.
Jeren closes her eyes, knitting her hands together in silent prayer
Bayard (Hawkeye): I do it all the time. Mwahahahaha
As dawn colors the sky, the autumn chill makes another onslaught. Heavy mists obscure the nearby ruins of Solace, and ghostly figures flit among the wagons. Several of these figures approach, and it becomes clear that they are draconians. They pour a foul-smelling slop into buckets in the nearby wagons. A fierce clatter of swords disrupts the morning calm. Dry screams and yelps of the dragonmen rise above the crash of metal. Somewhere a deep human voice rings out in challenge, and the sounds of fighting move toward the voice.
Elti (Jeren): you stole my silent prayer damn you Ry-Ry >.<
Gilthanas starts at the sound of the voice. A look of alarm clouds his face.
Jaraak (Taurus): We can share it! hippy
Hawkeye wakes tot he sounds of the battle, rising quickly to a crouched position
Hawkeye: Someone's attacking the caravan...
Taurus eyes creak open, peering around gauging his surroundings.
Gilthanas (gravely): That is Theros Ironfeld, elf-friend. The evil ones must have learned of the aid he has given my people. I fear he will pay with his life.
Gilthanas (With Admiration): The dragonmen would have taken me days ago had it not been for the courage of that smith. He has smuggled elves out of Solace since the city fell, with no regard for his own safety.
Zhage rolls over, mumbles something about having more potatoes andgoes back to sleep.
Hawkeye: Aye, I know Theros well. he is a good man
Jeren is roused by the sounds of battle, she stands swiftly, hands encricling the bars as she listens to Gilthanas speak
Taurus: Theros...
Hawkeye: We have to do something to try and escape...
Jeren: There must be something we can do...
The sounds of combat cease. A large band of dragonmen hobbles from the mist, carrying the bleeding figure of a huge man. Under the watchful eyes of 30 archers, the cage door is opened, and the man is thrown inside.
Blood from the stump of his right arm pools on the dirty floor. Moaning softly, but apparently unconscious, Theros Ironfeld slips toward death.
Hawkeye: Taurus...
Zhage wakes up due to the thump of a body. "Where'd he come from?"
Taurus stands quickly as the guards approach, watching the man get dumped in he quickly kneels to his side.
Taurus: Quickly, tear off strips of cloth to slow the bleeding.
seeker guard: He is lost to us!
Hawkeye: Shut up...
Hawkeye moves quickly to tyr and do as Taurus asks
Taurus gives Vexin a look.
Vexin Sixtoes wakes up and beings peeking down the front of his shirt
Taurus (Whispered): Vexin.. distract the guards.
Bayard (Hawkeye): Did Vexin wet the bed? Please say no..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): LOL
Jeren glances at the guard, "He is not lost." she mutters, kneeling down next to Taurus and whispering to him, "Let me help..."
Vexin Sixtoes: Hold on, Taurus
Vexin Sixtoes: My chest itches
Elti (Jeren): I took heal as a skill xP
Taurus works quickly alongside Jeren and Hawkeye to stabalize the smith.
Jaraak (Taurus): So did I! (but only a little)
Hawkeye (whispred): We'll need your goddess's help with this...
Zhage gets up and moves to the other side of Taurus.
Jeren kneels down and bandages the wound. The big man groans and his body grows pale still. The patch job slows the bleeding but it continues to flow
Jeren nods slowly at Hawkeye, "I fear this man will not be the only one who will need Mishakal's light..."
Taurus looks up and around, trying to gauge if there are any watching.
Vexin Sixtoes reaches down his shirt to scratch his chest
Hawkeye: Taurus, there's no time to be discrete...
You look around and see that no guards seem to be watching. They are busy preparing the caravan
Hawkeye: If you want to let others know the true ogds have returned now is the time...
Taurus nods to Hawkeye and places both hands on the Smith, closing his eyes he focus' his attention on him. Whispering quietly, the wooden symbol gripped tight in his bloody hand.
Hawkeye says a silent prayer hoping ti works
Hawkeye: (lol, silent prayer
ArchAngel (Zhage): lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): that was ooc
Vexin Sixtoes gasps and stops scratching his chest
Jeren watches Taurus as he tends to the mans wounds. "See... all is not lost friend..." she says softly to the guard
Hawkeye looks on, still amazed by Taurus's new-found gift
Vexin Sixtoes: TAURUS!
Taurus (Whispered): Jiri-Jolith give strength and life back to one who serves you on the battlefield.
Vexin Sixtoes pulls down his collar and faces Taurus
Jaraak (Taurus): Kiri*
Bayard (Hawkeye): (Or Kri-Joliath.. whivhever is listening)
Bayard (Hawkeye): I misspelled my joke at your mispelling.. it was ruined!
ArchAngel (Zhage): give ...
Jaraak (Taurus): lol u suck
the two seeker guards begin to mumble something about a miricle but Elistan calms them, telling them to keep it to themselves for now.
Taurus looks up, towards Vexin.
Elistan stares on in awe
Taurus: What is wrong friend??
Vexin Sixtoes proudly flourishes a flesh-etched symbol of Chislev on his chest
Hawkeye looks up from Theros to gaze at Vexin, looking at the mark in bewilkderment
Hawkeye: What's that?
Vexin Sixtoes: She came to me!
Taurus: Mishakal?
Jeren: She... came to you?
Vexin Sixtoes: No, silly
Vexin Sixtoes: Chislev!
Zhage looks towards Vexin.
Hawkeye: It looks like a rash of some sorts
Vexin Sixtoes: There was this burning forest, and nasty dragonmen, and this GARGANTUAN beautiful bird!l
Taurus: ...
Hawkeye groans
Taurus: I see...
Hawkeye: Locked in a cage with a Kender...
Hawkeye turns back to Theros
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Taurus doesn't seem all that convinced.
Jeren glances at Vexin curiosly, "You mean to tell me the God's sent you a message in a dream also?"
Theros looks to be healed. He is still unconcious but looks like he will survive.
Taurus: And it was a... really... big bird? I suppose that makes sense.
Vexin Sixtoes pouts and casts "Light" on a stone and tosses it at Taurus
Taurus catches the stone instictively.
Taurus quickly tucks it into a pocket and gives Vexin a knowing smile and a nod.
Jeren quriks an eyebrow, "Best put that away Taurus... God's or no God's... people will ask questions and I do not think they will like the answers..."
Vexin Sixtoes dismisses the spell as soon as Taurus sees it, before the guards notice
seeker guard points at the kender with a slack jaw and then points at the rock. he points back at the kender in amazment
Vexin Sixtoes: SEE!
Zhage: Very nicely done Vexin...
Taurus: Very impressive Vexin...
Vexin Sixtoes pout again and mumbles "just you wait..."
Hawkeye: So.. you learned a spell from Zhage?
Jeren: Truly a marvel young Kender... but perhaps you should be a little more careful... with these displays of power
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol.. Wizards can do Light too.. just saying.. lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): not proof of divine magic.. heh heh
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): I know, just RPing :)
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): bleh
Bayard (Hawkeye): Skeptical Ranger still;. lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Taurus looks to the pointing guard and quietly whispers to him; "The gods are returning my friend, it is a new age. Kiri-Jolith bless those who are brave."
Zhage: I didn't teach him anything Hawkeye, unless he "borrowed" my spellbook.
Jaraak (Taurus): No time like the present to bible bash
Elti (Jeren): rofl
Vexin Sixtoes: Like I can read the silly thing anyways
Hawkeye (looks): at Zhage, and simply raises an eyebrow as he glancves back at Vexin
Vexin Sixtoes: It doesn't even have PICTURES!
ArchAngel (Zhage): Bible salesman..
Bayard (Hawkeye): what should've been a /e lol
Hawkeye: Fine, Vexin, clam down..
Jeren chuckles at Vexin's comments, "It seems things are always interesting with you around..."
Bayard (Hawkeye): calm
Bayard (Hawkeye): my typing has gone to hell now
Elistan (to the seeker guard): We must keep this to ourselves my friend. There will be a time when all will be revealed and it will bring hope to the world, just like it has brought hope to us.
Vexin Sixtoes beams a huge grin at Jeren
Vexin Sixtoes: Why thank you, Lady!
Hawkeye looks at Elistan curiously
Vexin Sixtoes , regardless of pouting, looks like the happiest Kender you've ever seen.
Jeren (chuckling): You can call me by my name Vexin... I won't turn to stone
Taurus looks to Elistan and nods supportingly of his comments before going back to Thelos. Using some of the strips of cloth to tend his still lingering wounds and partially hide where he was healed.
Hawkeye: We still need to get out of this cage and rescue the other poeple in Solace
Vexin Sixtoes: Isn't Lady a term of honor to you humans?
Gilthanas: just be patient, plainsman...
Hawkeye: The lnger we are here, the more people will end up like Theros...
Jeren clears her throat, "Well... yes, if I were of noble birth it would be appropriate for you to address me as 'M'lady'... however I'm just a humble peasant girl... and I do not require any such honor. Though you are kind to bestow it upon me"
Zhage: Sounds like you have said that a lot, Jeren.
Gilthanas: Theros was helping the elves escape Solace. No one else needs to fear the same fate as Theros. at least not immediately.
Jeren: Quite the contrary Jeren... no one has ever reffered to me as Lady before...
Hawkeye strikes at the bars of the cage before sitting down again
Hawkeye: I don't like this...
Taurus: And if we follow this caravan to its destination, it will lead us to the other captives. Possibly of the Que-Shu and Que-Teh.
Hawkeye: I don't think they took captives on the plains..
Hawkeye: There was a far greater death toll there than in Solace...
Taurus: There were few bodies.
Goldmoon: Yes. I am still hoping there are more survivors...
Zhage (with a small smile): Oh, sorry to have said anything, M'lady.
Hawkeye: And what do we do when we get there, with our gear here in Solace?
Jeren glances at Hawkeye, "We should try to stay optimistic... even in the face of such overwhelming odds.." Jeren stopped her sentence short at Zhage's words. "Are you poking fun at me, Wizard?"
Gilthanas Points to another cage
Taurus smiles at Hawkeye.
Taurus: Perhaps it should be Hawkeye the Bleak?
Bayard (Hawkeye): Lawful Good.. ugh..
Taurus: Have Faith, friend.
Gilthanas: your gear lies yonder. There may be time to get it, but not now.
Hawkeye: Man I get tired of hearing that
Hawkeye smiles at Taurus slightly
Taurus chuckles and pats his friend on the back.
Taurus: We've been in worse fixes than this.,
Zhage: None at all. Just trying to be polite. Last time.. *trails off..*
Hawkeye nods at Gilthanas..
Gilthanas: An opportunity shall present itself
A long day passes underneath a surprisingly warm sun. Draconian and hobgoblin guards remain on watch throughout the day, but no new prisoners are added to the cages. An air of tense anticipation lurks in the wrecked town square.
As the sun drops behind the stumps of the vallenwood forest, the waiting comes to an end. The square suddenly swarms with hobgoblins, goblins, and draconians, all following the orders of the repulsive Fewmaster Toede. Huge elk are brought forward from the village pens, and four of the beasts are attached to each wagon.
Hawkeye: You seem very.. knowledgable.. of a plan to escape..
Darkness falls as the guards form ranks before and after the column, which consists of five wagonsthree cage and two supply. A driver and a guard climb into the front of each and urge the elk forward. The reddish glow of twilight provides one last look at the ruins of Solace as the caravan slips away to the south.
Toede rides a galent steed, a horse that somhow looks ashamed of it's obese rider. A horse that seems all too familiar, especially to Taurus. Toede shouts orders to his soldiers. He taunts the prisoners as he passes with tales of the dungeons of Pax Tharkas and of the Dragon Highlord waiting to meet them there. His servant, a young, unkempt gully dwarf named Sestun, follows his master as best he can. Sestun is constantly falling down or getting splashed by mud from the passing wagons, and he finds it impossible to keep up. You see him jog past your wagon often, his new metal helmet askew over a face dominated by a massive red nose. A battle axe of doubtful quality swings from the dwarf s side.
Bayard (Hawkeye): He stole your Horse....
Jaraak (Taurus): .... thats the last straw!
Zhage (pointing toward the dwarf): That's something you don't see everyday..
Jeren (frustrated): How long are we to stay in this damned cart!
Mcgarnagle: I couldn't resist adding that to the story ;)
Jaraak (Taurus): hehe
Hawkeye: Ask Gilthanas...
Hawkeye: He seems to know..
Hawkeye sluches back against the bars in a somewhat dejected posture
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Jeren running short on patience, turns to Gilthanas and asks him briskly, "Well... if you know then perhaps you care to grant me an answer?"
Gilthanas (slightly smiling): Patience is a virtue lost on you humans...
Hawkeye (whispered to Taurus): I thought Patience as a virtue for your people?
Taurus watches the poor dwarf trying to keep up with Toede, nodding slightly to Zhage. "Its expected, I suppose. A gully dwarf a servent to a hobgoblin; most creatures have better sense..." He trails off, seeing the horse. Eyes widening, standing and gripping the bars.
Bayard (Hawkeye): Darn it, virture theiving DM
Taurus (Whispered): Thunder...
Hawkeye: I don't hear anything, Taurus..
Jeren: I become easily frustrated and impatient, cooped up like this... it's against my nature.
Jeren glances up at the sky "I see no storm clouds..."
Hawkeye: Against your nature? I'm used to the freedom of the plains..
Taurus starts laughing happily.
Jeren: I didn't say I was the only one suffering Hawkeye...
Hawkeye: your armor alone coops you up...
Zhage: You shouldn't be in a cage, M'lady.. You should be free..
Taurus: No... Thunder... there...
Hawkeye (sighing): Your right.. I.. apologize..
Taurus nods to Toede and his steed.
ArchAngel (Zhage): to cook me dinner..
Through the long night, the wagons roll steadily southward. The towering summits of the Twin Peaks Pass soon fall to the rear. Winding out of the mountains, the caravan passes through the dark and silent ruins of a townthe formerly bustling community of Gateway. Obviously the Dragonarmies have been at work here.
Hawkeye: This captivity is getting on my nerves as well
Taurus: My horse.
Hawkeye: Well, at least it made it out of the mountains alive.. Taurus
Hawkeye: All the more reason to take the "Fewmaster" down
Taurus beams, sitting back and nods.
Jeren looks at Zhage, quirking an eyebrow, "You're quite the comedian aren't you... I wonder how you managed to get the nickname Bleak..."
South of Gateway, the Plains of Abanasinia spread to all sides. For several hours, the caravan makes good time across the dull flatlands until the sound of flowing water whispers far to the south. Shortly, the caravan trundles over the only bridge to cross the mighty White-Rage River.
Taurus looks between Jeren and Zhage, smirking.
ArchAngel (Zhage): hmm... something tells me that hitting on a paladin won't work.
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Elti (Jeren): ahahahahaa
Taurus: Zhage, is this a time to be flirting?
Zhage (turning red): But.. I.. I'm Not.
Jeren laughs suddenly, "Taurus, he isn't flirting, he's just trying my patience."
Hawkeye: I/m (whispred to himself) If it were, Taurus would be with Tika...
Hawkeye (whispred to himself): If it were, Taurus would be with Tika...
Bayard (Hawkeye): heh heh
Taurus catches the tail end of that and shoots Hawkeye a look before moving a bit closer to him.
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol i thought you said "trying to find my patience" I was gonna say "that's not what he's looking for"
Taurus (Whispered): You keeping track of where we're going?
Elti (Jeren): rofl l2 read Mike ehehe
Hawkeye (whispered): I have a faint idea, yes
Hawkeye (whispered): A lot of good it will do us
Hawkeye looks up to the sky, watching a lone hawk circling above the caravan
Taurus nods, not asking much more; having a lot of faith in his companions tracking abilities (misplaced or not)
Zhage (still red): I was only say she should be free.. I didn't mean anything else..
Hawkeye (whispered): And I always have my other eyes
Bayard (Hawkeye): Misplaced???
Bayard (Hawkeye): Misplaced????
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Jaraak (Taurus): Well, its more your rolling hhaha
Soon, the caravan comes upon a strange, ragged old man. He wears a long beard and a floppy hat. He seems to be deeply involved in conversation with a large tree. The tree does not seem to be responding. As you watch, this fact grows increasingly frustrating to the old man.
Jeren: Just heed this Zhage, one more M'lady out of you and I'll box you round the ears! Lady indeed!
Bayard (Hawkeye): I killed 3 of the draconians by myself today thank you very much
Fewmaster Toede rides forward
Elti (Jeren): yeah but how many sessions did it take you to roll a crit?!?! xP
Fewmaster Toede: Get that old fool! Throw him into that cage there!
Bayard (Hawkeye): I was saving it for a real flashy battle
Fewmaster Toede shakes his head at the old man
Zhage: Ok... M'la..
Taurus looks out from the cage, leaning into the bars so he can see further ahead at the man Toede is riding up to.
Elti (Jeren): rofl, sure sure
Bayard (Hawkeye): FLASHY
THe cage door swings open and the old man is tossed inside
Taurus nudges Zhage, whispering. "She softens some, once you get to know her." Winks.
old man: My word!
Hawkeye flashes a smile at Taurus after his comment
Bayard (Hawkeye): flashes.. heh heh
Vexin Sixtoes: Hullo!
Taurus helps the old man up as he's stuffed in with them.
Zhage (Whispers back): Thank you for the tip..
Vexin Sixtoes: I'm Vexin Sixtoes, dragonslayer!
old man: Why hello there!
Jeren focuses her attention upon the elderly man, "Are you alright Grandfather?" she asks, concerned
old man: That was rude, don't you think!
Hawkeye (whispered): Greetings. I'm afraid you've been captured as well, good sir
Vexin Sixtoes: Very rude!
Jaraak (Taurus): LOL
Bayard (Hawkeye): heh heh
Vexin Sixtoes: Don't get too close to them, they stink too!
Jeren: Those brutes, they haven't a kind bone in their bodies
Jaraak (Taurus): I just imagine vexin and this old guy two english guys commenting on how rude everything is
old man: oh? Not them! Him!
ArchAngel (Zhage): lol
old man points to the tree
Bayard (Hawkeye): Vexin is more like the Full House girl
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Elti (Jeren): rofl
old man: he was in my spot!
Vexin Sixtoes: That's a tree
Taurus follows his gaze to the tree.
Hawkeye: The tree?
old man: aye???
Taurus: Indeed it is.
Vexin Sixtoes: I know trees
Vexin Sixtoes: That's a tree
old man: well, he has no right to be there, just because he is a tree!
Hawkeye: Was the tree there first?
Vexin Sixtoes: Actually...
Jeren eyes the tree, "I believe he has been there quite some time Grandfather..."
Zhage: Grandfather?
old man: I... I don't remember. It hadn't been there at some point!
Vexin Sixtoes: I could speak to the tree for you tomorro, but we wont be here anymore
Taurus (Whispered to Zhage): Its nicer than 'old man'
Jeren (whispered): It's much politer than saying 'old man'
Hawkeye: Well, perhaps we can find you a new spot, Elder.
ArchAngel (Zhage): "I see crazy runs in your family then Jeren.."
Elti (Jeren): lawful FTW
old man: I'm an elder thou! that's no way to treat your elders, now is it?
Jaraak (Taurus): lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): Ewwww
Vexin Sixtoes: Well... the tree may be older
Vexin Sixtoes: So in fact, it's YOUR elder!
Vexin Sixtoes: respect the trees!
Elti (Jeren): Zhage wants to get slapped doesn't he!
Vexin Sixtoes puffs out his chest
old man: And how do you know that he is older than me?!
Jeren chuckles at Vexin, shaking her head
Vexin Sixtoes: I'm a druid!
Taurus: A Dragonslaying druid.
Taurus adds.
ArchAngel (Zhage): He's friggin 19 and hasn't been laid.. You a pally with an uber charisma bonus.. Blame hormones..
Vexin Sixtoes: EXACTLY!
Bayard (Hawkeye): LMAO
Fizban: Ah! So you are! I'm Fizban the Fabulous, itinerant wizard. I wield immense arcane power! Would you like to see?
Vexin Sixtoes: YES!
Gilthanas: No! don't be a fool.
Zhage (perks up): Yes I would..
Vexin Sixtoes: Show me some wonderful spells!
Gilthanas scowls at the kender
Hawkeye: Might as well let him have a go..
Vexin Sixtoes: pfft, spoil-sport
Taurus: now isn't the time for magics.
Hawkeye: Maybe he could break us free
Fizban sighs at Gilthanas
Vexin Sixtoes: elves dunno how to have fun
Zhage: Or perhaps, you can show me your spell book..
Taurus: Surrounded by an army is hardly free, cage or not.
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): LMAO nice try Z
Fizban: Hmm... Where did I put that blasted thing....
Hawkeye: "immense arcane power"
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): yes... "I got this spell from Fizban..."
Taurus looks at the old man doubtfully, then to Hawkeye; raising a brow.
Fizban pats his robes absent mindedly before taking his pointy hat off his head and looking inside
Hawkeye: I'm kidding, old friend
Jeren quirks an eyebrow, "well if he is as Fabulous as he says... maybe he can deal with the army to?"
ArchAngel (Zhage): Hey, I can hope can't I? I can learn a few spells from someone else if they loon ain't crazy..
Taurus (Whispered): He was... talking... to a... tree...
Vexin Sixtoes nudges Taurus
Vexin Sixtoes: So do I!
Hawkeye: He's obviously harmless..
Jeren (whispered): well perhaps he has bad eye sight?
Fizban looks at Jeren
Bayard (Hawkeye): Famous last words... lol
Fizban: I do not!
Taurus nods to Vexin, smiling.
Vexin Sixtoes: I just don't accuse trees of being in my spot...
Zhage ( whispered to Taurus): He could be talking to Jeren..
Hawkeye (laughing): He has good hearing at least
Zhage ( whispered): worse than a tree..
Taurus laughs and nods.
Fizban: AND good eyesight!
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol Zhage
Jeren looks shocked, "Oh... I was talking about the... the tree..."
Vexin Sixtoes sits next to Fizban.... "I talk to trees too."
Fizban: I once spotted a gold coin from across a room. It was under a table too!
Jeren: Really... fascinating...
Fizban: Good for you lad!
Taurus: What exactly do tree's talk about? when they're in the mood to talk, that is?
Vexin Sixtoes: You have some treasure scent there Mr. Fizban
Fizban chuckles to himself
Jeren clears her throat and glances in the other direction
Vexin Sixtoes: Know any magics to get us out of this cage?
Fizban: Of course!
Fizban stands up and rolls up his sleeves
Taurus lifts his hand.
Vexin Sixtoes: ooh...
Taurus: Not now!
Hawkeye looks onn in fascination
Fizban (muttering): now, what was that fireball spell.
Hawkeye: NO!
Vexin Sixtoes: ACK!
Vexin Sixtoes: not that one!
Fizban: wha... Why not!?
Taurus: The bane of Albino Trolls.
Hawkeye stomach rumbles slightly
Taurus nods to Vexin, perhaps a surprise taurus actually listens to the Kender's storys.
Vexin Sixtoes: Wait til i've prepared protection from fire tomorrow...
Fizban: Ah! Good thinking lad!
Fizban pats the kender on the shoulder
Hawkeye: Does that extend to all of us, Vexin?
Zhage: And perhaps we are not in a box close to the blast range..
Taurus: If we anger the guards they might hurt the peasants.
Vexin Sixtoes: Wouldn't want to singe my favorite shirt!
Jeren places a hand delicately against her temple, "I think Vexin and Fizban are going to get along famously..."
Jaraak (Taurus): Oh yeh what happened to the other kender?
Hawkeye (whispered): like Zhage and Jeren..
Vexin Sixtoes: Fabulously... he's Fizban the FABULOUS
Jaraak (Taurus): Did we leave him with skitters?
Bayard (Hawkeye): Ran away remember?
ArchAngel (Zhage): Ran off remember?
Jaraak (Taurus): Oh yeh!
Now the land rises. More trees line the ascending trail. The Elvenhome of Qualinesti lies somewhere to the west.
Gilthanas (Quietly): Pax Tharkas. That is our destination. It is bitter indeed that a monument to peace has been perverted to the evil purposes of slavery.
Jeren narrows her eyes at Hawkeye, "Excusme me plainsman, you were saying?"
Hawkeye: No-nothing, Jeren
Hawkeye turning to Gilthanas
Jeren: Good. I'm pleased to hear that is the case.
Hawkeye: What has happened at the fortress?
Zhage stifles a chuckle.
Bayard (Hawkeye): I need a whisper silently skill. lol
Gilthanas: The Dragonarmies have taken control of it. Now, they use it as a mine as well as a barracks for their soldiers.
Elti (Jeren): Jeren has ears like a hawk xP
Bayard (Hawkeye): I have a Hawk
Bayard (Hawkeye): heh heh
Bayard (Hawkeye): Not relevant, but still
Jeren: Preposterous! These Draconians have no shame
Taurus: What are their numbers?
Elti (Jeren): rofl <3
ArchAngel (Zhage): I have a lizard.. it shocks things when it gets excited..
Vexin Sixtoes: Presbo-what?
Bayard (Hawkeye): That sounds so wrong
Elti (Jeren): I have a horse!
Elti (Jeren): not that any of you have seen it yet
Gilthanas: Thousands...
Jaraak (Taurus): I -had- a horse :(
Hawkeye: Then what hope do we have when we get there?
Taurus: Are there any forces mobilizing to counter them?
Elti (Jeren): my horse pwns your horse
ArchAngel (Zhage): I can get a spell that lets me use a "horse"
Bayard (Hawkeye): I can.. um... fly..
Jeren: Thousands... what a comforting thought...
Elti (Jeren): since when!?
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): does the "horse" shock people when it gets excited?
ArchAngel (Zhage): it can fly if I get high enough in level..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): Since Zhage knows the spell to cast on me..
Elti (Jeren): rofl!
ArchAngel (Zhage): since I casted fly on him
Mcgarnagle: falling and flying are two different things. ;)
ArchAngel (Zhage): ROFL
Bayard (Hawkeye): oh no.. DM cursed me..
Bayard (Hawkeye): I'm not climbing down any more cliffs
Zhage: It could be millions.. so thousands is not too bad..
Vexin Sixtoes: Thousands just means more uglies to kill!
Vexin Sixtoes: The wrath of Chislev...
Hawkeye: So, we need to escape before we arrive at Paz Tharkas
Jeren: So like you Zhage, to look on the bright side...
Taurus: If it is well defended, this may the only way to get inside.
Bayard (Hawkeye): Aw.. Jeren complimented him.. lol
Elti (Jeren): yes... complimented
Hawkeye: And why do we want to go inside?
Elti (Jeren): she's all sunshine and lollipops my paladin
Taurus: To free the other captives?
Bayard (Hawkeye): Except for lopping off heads and cutting out tongues
Zhage (shocked): Wha... uh, thank you M'l.. Jeren.
Hawkeye: Taurus.. your nobility is admirable..
Elti (Jeren): yes well... those are necessary
Hawkeye: But what good is brining back clerical powers if you die?
Taurus: None.
Soon, a bird call sounds from the woods off to the west. Gilthanas stiffens. You notice that he instinctively moves his hand to his sword belt, even though he has been without weapon for more than a day. Another call floats in from the east. Gilthanas whistles a compelx reply
Taurus: So it is fortunate I do not plan on dying, at least not in the near future.
Jeren gives a small smile as Zhage corrects himself, "Much better..." she murmurs
With a whoosh and a dull thud, the driver of the cage wagon slumps forward, an arrow in his back. The guard at the drivers side picks up a battleaxe and leaps to the ground, only to be slain by a pair of arrows.
Fewmaster Toede gallops from the rear of the column, urging his troops to fight. Summoning all his bravery, Toede wheels on his mount and barrels toward his slave, strategically berating the gully dwarf rather than taking arms against the elves.
Zhage: Whoa!
Hawkeye leaps up to his feet quickly
Taurus stiffens seeing Gilthanas reply the call, peering off into the woods.
Hawkeye: So, you did have a plan Gilthanas!
Toede: Do not let these prisoners escape, worm!
Toede then heroically rides toward the front of the column, away from the fighting. Several arrows whistle in his direction, but somehow miss his jiggling bulk.
Sestun climbs back to his feet.
Setsun (Shouting): Yes, milord!
Setsun turns toward the you and rolls his eyes.
Setsun: Worm, eh? Worm. That isnt new. Me get called worm all day. (He hefts his battleaxe.) Yknow, me is sick of being called worm.
He swings the axe and bashes the lock from the cage door in one blow. As the door swings open, he hefts the axe over his shoulder.
Setsun (Gleeful): Ha! Lets see real worm break lock with axe! Hmph.
Zhage Rolling his eyes. What a leader..
With an impish grin, he then runs off into the ensuing chaos.
Gilthanas immediately leaps from the cage and encourages you to follow.
Hawkeye leaps out of the cage quickly
Gilthanas (Shouting): My brethren are here! Lets go!
Hawkeye: We have to get our stuff
Theros moves to leave the cage, but Elistan and the Seeker militiamen, afraid for the safety of their families, refuse to follow. Fizban glances at Elistan and then says to you...
Fizban: I think its best that I stay with him, dont you agree?
Gilthanas shrugs and wades into the fight with a sword taken from a fallen hobgoblin.
Jeren: Of course. Leave it to us.
Zhage: You can stay.
Taurus eyes widen as the Gullydwarf gets a mind of his own.
Hawkeye: Let's get moving, quickly..
ArchAngel (Zhage): Whoa... Jeren dropped
Vexin Sixtoes jumps out of the cart and whistles for Skitters, surely hiding in the woods nearby
Mcgarnagle: kay, just give me some time to set up the map
Zhage: Let's get our effects and go..
Bayard (Hawkeye): No one say she died when she gets back! We all know what happened when we did that to Zhage!
Taurus: And the other prisoners?
Jaraak (Taurus): LOL
Hawkeye: We'll free them on the way
Hawkeye rushes over to the cage where their gear is stored
Elti (Jeren): rofl
Vexin Sixtoes: Shouldn't we kill the uglies first?
Gilthanas: Get your gear and head to the woods. My brothers will help the others!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): what time of day is it?
Mcgarnagle: Early morning
Hawkeye: That stinky hobgoblin is not escaping again!
Bayard (Hawkeye): Assuming cage door still locked...
Bayard (Hawkeye): ?
Jeren: Never judge a Gully Dwarf by his master eh?
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): scroll up and read Hawkeye
ArchAngel (Zhage): Think we are waiting for a map of some sort..
Mcgarnagle: I think that Jeren might have dropped out because of the map. I'll try to preload it again and see if you drop out once more
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): gully dwarf Sestu freed us
Bayard (Hawkeye): That wa sour cage I thought, not all of them
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): Sestun
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): oh ok
Bayard (Hawkeye): I alreayd leapt out and ran over ot the gera cage
Bayard (Hawkeye): I was first one out.. heh heh
Elti (Jeren): I wanna give that little gully dwarf a bath as a reward... think he'll be happy with that?
Taurus seems reluctant but accepts Gilthanas' advice, grabbing a weapon from one of the wagon drivers and tosses the other one to Hawkeye; moving to the rear wagon to liberate their gear.
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): only if he finds you as attractive as Zhage does
Hawkeye snatchs up the weapon taurus throws at him, he brings it down hard on the cage's lock
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Mcgarnagle: woah woah woah... just a sec guys. I need to set up the map. lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Jaraak (Taurus): lol sorry
Elti (Jeren): we're eager
Bayard (Hawkeye): We were too quick.. mwahahaha
ArchAngel (Zhage): yeah well.. Tika is Taurus' flame, I gotta get my claim on something..
Bayard (Hawkeye): We want to kill usd a Fewmaster
Bayard (Hawkeye): Hmm..
Bayard (Hawkeye): Taurs has Goldmoon AND Tika
Elti (Jeren): so you go for the unattainable huh? *chuckles*
Bayard (Hawkeye): Anything is possible
Elti (Jeren): I thought Riverwind had Goldmoon!?
Bayard (Hawkeye): Aren't you the optimistic one, Elti?
Bayard (Hawkeye): Not if Taurus has his way. lol
Elti (Jeren): Jeren's only love is Mishakal...
ArchAngel (Zhage): Damn right... Always the best way to go. It worked in NWN, so it can work here..
Jaraak (Taurus): LOL
Elti (Jeren): rofl
Bayard (Hawkeye): Hawkeye has nobody....
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): HEY can you tab text like in FG1?
Bayard (Hawkeye): Ctrl + up arrow
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): no no i want it saved to enter later
Elti (Jeren): you've got your hawk! xP
ArchAngel (Zhage): what if Mishakal comes to Jeren in a dream and tells her to be nice to Zhage or something..
Bayard (Hawkeye): That's how it works now
Bayard (Hawkeye): Instead of tab
Elti (Jeren): Jeren is nice to Zhage
Jaraak (Taurus): Dream or Nightmare?
Bayard (Hawkeye): be NICE to Zhage
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): oh ok, in RPGs that's how you recall already-typed text
Bayard (Hawkeye): Here it's just up arrow for that
Bayard (Hawkeye): Really nice...
ArchAngel (Zhage): she is able to share her love between Mishakal and Zhage
Elti (Jeren): Mishakal wouldn't say something like that >.<
Elti (Jeren): you know I have a lot to sense motive
ArchAngel (Zhage): there should be an or in there...
Bayard (Hawkeye): Well, maybe MIashakal would..
Jaraak (Taurus): Zhage goes for the older girls eh?
Bayard (Hawkeye): If Zhage sent McGarnangle a $20 PayPal...
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
ArchAngel (Zhage): lol
Elti (Jeren): roflmao
Bayard (Hawkeye): It'd be like Pop tarts.. Crazy Good...
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol prostitution on FG
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Elti (Jeren): they don't sell pop tarts here in Australia anymore ;-;
Bayard (Hawkeye): Black Market Pop Tarts
Vexin Sixtoes: pop tarts are nasty
Bayard (Hawkeye): Crazy Good/Expensive
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): oops /ooc
Elti (Jeren): maybe if you send me some pop tarts via mail Zhage, we'll see if Jeren doesn't sweeten up a bit xP
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
ArchAngel (Zhage): Consider it done. :)
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol pop tart dating
Elti (Jeren): lolz
Bayard (Hawkeye): I could so twist that.. but I won't...
Elti (Jeren): pop tarts, the only way to a Paladin's heart
ArchAngel (Zhage): lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): geez maybe THAT's why i can't find women! need pop tarts!
Bayard (Hawkeye): now we know what motivates her at least
Elti (Jeren): hehehehe
Bayard (Hawkeye): time to buy the Paladin some Pastries
Jaraak (Taurus): She hasn't tried Vexin's crunchy bat wings yet
Bayard (Hawkeye): There must be a LOT going on on this map... *scared*
ArchAngel (Zhage): She doesn't warship Mishakal, she warshps poptarts..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): what twist Hawkeye? "eh, I'm gonna go pop me a lil' tart here-abouts"
Elti (Jeren): shhh don't give away my secrets!!!
Bayard (Hawkeye): So, POP TARTS came to her in a Dream..
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol Vexin
Jaraak (Taurus): God: Mishakal
Jaraak (Taurus): Portfolio: Healing, mercy, fertility, beauty, breakfast cerials
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): can you save more than 1 typed text?
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Elti (Jeren): rofl
Bayard (Hawkeye): I don't think so
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): LOL
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): and fruit bats, and breakfast cereals, and...
Bayard (Hawkeye): and they feated on various breakfast cereal,s orangutangs...
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): great minds...
Mcgarnagle: okay, I think I'm ready. Lets hope the map works.
Jaraak (Taurus): fingers crossed
GM: Roll init
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): CRASSHHHHHHHHHH
Bayard (Hawkeye): says a silent prayer
Bayard (Hawkeye): I don't even NEED Improved Init with you guys.. sheesh
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): higher init mod goes 1st in a tie ;) haha Jeren!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Elti (Jeren): lol fine by me Vexin!
Bayard (Hawkeye): Vexin keeps tying
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): yep
Bayard (Hawkeye): But Taurus went first last time..
Elti (Jeren): he has hax
Bayard (Hawkeye): so that may jnot be true. lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): well i decided not to argue last time
Bayard (Hawkeye): Heavier Sword Hand goes first. lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): but that's because I knew i was useless then
Elti (Jeren): hehehe. What and you won't be now? xP
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): *grins*
Jaraak (Taurus): he has spells now!
Bayard (Hawkeye): Buuuuurrrnnnn
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): yes, burn is precisely what i plan to do
Bayard (Hawkeye): Fire Seeds? lol j/k
Elti (Jeren): you gonna bust out a flame sword!?
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol i WISH i had fire seeds yet!
Jaraak (Taurus): Its a role reversal. First 5 sessions me and Vexin no spells and lil ol' Zhage could cast away to his hearts content. Now its the reverse!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): that's gotta be the ultimate kender spell
Bayard (Hawkeye): heh
Bayard (Hawkeye): Hawkeye -> Still no spells
ArchAngel (Zhage): Yeah... friggin forced march giving me no sleep...
Bayard (Hawkeye): Darned Wisd
Bayard (Hawkeye): Wow..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): we slept in the cart Zhage
Mcgarnagle: Map is up now
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): i see map
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): nice map
Bayard (Hawkeye): Goblins....
ArchAngel (Zhage): No spell book Vex..
Bayard (Hawkeye): Hobgoblins..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): oh man that sucks Z
Elti (Jeren): Oooh! lots of people around ^^
Bayard (Hawkeye): Kill the elks first!
Elti (Jeren): I wonder if they'd like some pop tarts...
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): LMAO!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): kill the women and children 1st! lol
Elti (Jeren): rofl
Bayard (Hawkeye): are Kender children?
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol no
Bayard (Hawkeye): Battle Confusion?
Elti (Jeren): don't trust him! He's a Kender! Go for the throat!!!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): Says the woman!
Bayard (Hawkeye): the tongue at the very least
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
your gear is to the left guarded by hobgoblins. the goblins to the right are charging your cart. Battle rages all around as goblins rush into the trees. Arrows fell goblins all around and you see elven warriors, clearly outnumbered, charging into the fray, freethe other prisoners
Hawkeye
Bayard (Hawkeye): Do I have the sword Taurus tossed me?
Bayard (Hawkeye): since we got way ahead
Vexin Sixtoes: Just defend me for a sec, then I'l handle the goblins while you all get your gear!
Mcgarnagle: no, but there is one more lying on the ground near you. the other one Gilthanas has. it is a short sword
Hawkeye scoops the short sword up from the ground, feeling it's heft as he makes his way towards the hobgoblin cart, hoping his companions follow suit
Hawkeye: We can handle this quickly!
Jeren glances at Vexin and then gives a shrug, "Alright then kender, lets see if you can add 'scourge of Goblin' to your name..."
Vexin Sixtoes: Just give me one second...
Bayard (Hawkeye): End turn and pray
Zhage
Zhage (testing): Vexin Sixtoes, Dragonslayer, Scourge of Goblins..
Zhage: Too long.
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): LOL
Jaraak (Taurus): Your so dead.
Bayard (Hawkeye): Probably...
Zhage follows Hawkeye out, hoping he take the punishment first..
Bayard (Hawkeye): Unless you guys come up here and take some blows
Jaraak (Taurus): 20ft movement + gotta pick up a weapo haha
Bayard (Hawkeye): No weps until we kill some Hobgoblins
Jaraak (Taurus): sweet, im gonna do some biffo
Mcgarnagle: yes, the only weapons that are easily accessible are in the hands of the charging goblins.
Elti (Jeren): Captain Kirk style!!!
Jeren
Jeren moves to cover Vexin as the Kender asked her
Jeren: I hope you know what you're doing Vexin...
Mcgarnagle: just out of curiousity, can you guys zoom the map now? I heard that you could in FG2
Vexin Sixtoes: You don't hve to stay in the cart, just keep them away from me for a sec
Vexin Sixtoes: You'll know when I'm ready
Bayard (Hawkeye): No, just resize it it seems
Jeren gives a nod, alright
Mcgarnagle: So you can?
Jaraak (Taurus): nope
Bayard (Hawkeye): I can only resize the map to make it smaller
Mcgarnagle: hmm.. that sucks
Vexin Sixtoes
Bayard (Hawkeye): Where's Fizban's Fireball now?
Vexin Sixtoes whistles again for Skitters, hoping he is near as he should be
Vexin Sixtoes casts Barkskin on himself
Mcgarnagle: roll handle animal
Bayard (Hawkeye): the Kender's aweoms goblin slaying was... Barkskin?
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): that's the prep
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): I know
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): next round i'll be ready
Vexin, you hear the weasel crashing through the trees. He will be here in a couple of rounds you figure.
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): woot!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): done
Bayard (Hawkeye): This is gonna hurt..
Gilthanas rushes forward to face the hobgoblins
Elti (Jeren): might be time for a little mount summoning hmm Bayard? Like someone else to take the heat off you?
The mass of goblins rush into the battle
Vexin Sixtoes: Riverwind, keep them away frm the door of the cart!
Bayard (Hawkeye): Or a flight spell
Vexin Sixtoes: Just for a sec
Bayard (Hawkeye): Anyone got Great Cleave?
ArchAngel (Zhage): this is going to really hurt...
Elti (Jeren): yes... yes it is...
Vexin Sixtoes: Keep the area in front of the door clear for me Riverwind!
Bayard (Hawkeye): Great Cleave = All Dead almsot. lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): Not counting distance weapons, at least we can nly be attacked 9 times a round
ArchAngel (Zhage): must pray for Elf re-enforcement..
Bayard (Hawkeye): Yeah, where are the blasted elves that were charging into battle. lol
Two goblins attack Jeren, one attacks Vexin.
The goblin's morning stars both miss Heren, yet one comes close to hitting the unarmed warrior
THe goblin's morningstar clanks against the bars as it misses the kender
Mcgarnagle: Vex, how long do you have barkskin for?
Mcgarnagle: and what is your new AC
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): 20ac
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): 50 minutes
The Hobgoblins All stand with surprising discipline as the prepare for the warriors from the fleeing caravan
Taurus
Taurus runs to the edge of the cart and 300lbz of Knight leap off its edge straight into the head goblin; gauntletted fist smashing down.
Jaraak (Taurus): He can make an aoo
Bayard (Hawkeye): Hopefully that was 300lbs of Knight and Armor...
Jaraak (Taurus): Yeah it is lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): Otherwise Taurus is a lot fatter than I thought
The morning star glances off the heavily armored knight
Jaraak (Taurus): Otherwise I'm a phat Knight
Jaraak (Taurus): (1d3 = 5 damage total)
Bayard (Hawkeye): You know you can roll 1d3's now
The kinght's fist wooshes by as the goblin shrieks at the lunging man
Jaraak (Taurus): how?
Bayard (Hawkeye): Right cick on d6, click Custom Dice, click on d3
Bayard (Hawkeye): It looks like a d6 but it auto calculates as a d3
Jaraak (Taurus): oo cool
Taurus: I got you Vexin.
Vexin Sixtoes: Thank you Taurus
Jaraak (Taurus): done btw
Mcgarnagle: actually, your gauntlet does hit. You get +2 for higher ground
Jaraak (Taurus): Ooo nice! Its lethal damage too btw, cuz its a gauntlet! (free w/ fullplate muhaha)
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): nice
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): didn't know that
The goblin's skull rattles as the gauntlet crashes into his jaw. He collapses to the ground
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): sweet
Bayard (Hawkeye): Heh, McGarnagle should use the Skull Token so we can track the dead. Mwahahaha. Now standrard with FG II. lol
ArchAngel (Zhage): I wish I was playing the monk I made..
Bayard (Hawkeye): j/k BTW
Jaraak (Taurus): Cpt. Kirk eat your heart out!
ArchAngel (Zhage): help out a lot in this battle..
Riverwind jumps from the cage and attacks another goblin near by
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
The goblin crumples to the ground as the barbarian pummles the goblin to unconciousness.
Hawkeye
Hawkeye rushes up to the northern part of the mass of Hobgoblins, hoping to start whitling his way through one hobgoblin at a time.
Bayard (Hawkeye): was it a cirt hit?
Mcgarnagle: nope
Jaraak (Taurus): yur on fire
Bayard (Hawkeye): Oh well.. shoud still kill it
Mcgarnagle: I'm just going to tell you their AC to make it easier. they all have 15
Bayard (Hawkeye): I thought it was 15, but wasn't sure. lol
The short sword plunges into the gullet of the hobgoblin as he falls to the ground
Hawkeye: Taurus, quit playing around and get a weapon!
Zhage
Zhage runs behind a rock and tries to stay out of the way.
ArchAngel (Zhage): Done..
Jeren
Taurus: Playing? Who said I was playing! ha!
Jeren murmurs a prayer to Mishakal under her breath before letting out a shrill battle cry and aiming her gauntleted fist straight at the closest hobgoblin's face
Elti (Jeren): lol lucky!
Mcgarnagle: lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): Bash it's brains in Paladin o Light!
Jaraak (Taurus): pa-pa-pow!
Jaraak (Taurus): Screw wepons elti, lets just biffo them
The goblins nose crunches under the blow as he sprawls to the ground, blood spurtting from his mouth
Elti (Jeren): yeah! Biffo ftw!
Jeren (smirking): enjoy that?
Bayard (Hawkeye): Is it wrogn for a Paladin to take pleasure in pummelin a foe to death?
Elti (Jeren): done btw
Vexin Sixtoes
Bayard (Hawkeye): heh heh
Vexin Sixtoes lets out a primal scream, shrill and piercing, then quickly deepening to the fierce growl of a panther. In the blink of an eye, a jet-black leopard crouches where a Kender once stood.
ArchAngel (Zhage): not if it is evil..
Bayard (Hawkeye): Must give Lawfuls' hard time...
Elti (Jeren): I dunno... these foes are evil!
Bayard (Hawkeye): But to take sick pleasure in it?
Vexin Sixtoes casts Wreath of Flames
Elti (Jeren): it's not sick pleasure! It's holy pleasure!
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Vexin Sixtoes the Leopard is now wreathed in a ring of crackling flame
Hawkeye still glancing in the direction of the cart form yelling at Taurus let's out a shocked cry as he sees Vexin transform
Hawkeye: Holy...
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): 5 rounds of +1d6 fire to melee attacks, and 1d6 fire to every enemy in an adjacent square at the END of my turn
Vexin Sixtoes hops out of the cart and growls in pleasure
Bayard (Hawkeye): Go druid.. go druid..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): done
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): those 2 get 1d6 fire
Jeren smiles at the panther, "I'm glad to see you're ready to join the fray Vexin..."
The goblins look to eachother as the flaming panther pounces to the ground from the cage. The both errupt into flames and scream to the ground
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): there's no function to add my animal stats to char sheet, so i'll list them in a sec
Bayard (Hawkeye): Create a new character sheet
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): WOOT!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): for every animal form?
Bayard (Hawkeye): You cna play multiple character sheets now
Bayard (Hawkeye): Why not? Only load it when in form
Bayard (Hawkeye): release it afterwards
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): ok
Bayard (Hawkeye): I'm going to make a Character Sheet for my Animal COmpanion sometime too
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): oh good idea
Taurus jerks his head to the side to see the panther wreathed in flames bounding forward. His jaw falling, not having completely believed the Kender's words until now.
Gilthanas strides forward and strikes towards the hobgoblin
Elti (Jeren): see... Jeren believed you Vexin!
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): Hawkeye believes him now
Taurus: I really hope thats you Vexin...
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): LOL!
Elti (Jeren): albeit she has never heard the tale of the albino troll...
Vexin Sixtoes growls happily
Bayard (Hawkeye): being the only NON spell perosn in the group, he is now lonely..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): aw, poor Hawkeye
ArchAngel (Zhage): Well.. I don't have spells atm.. so he's not alone?
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): we'll have to get you some WIS item
Bayard (Hawkeye): Poor Hawkeye's Wisdom score. lol
The short sword cuts straight into the hobgoblin's belly. He folds to the ground.
Elti (Jeren): hehehe, I'm sure we'll find one on our travels!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): it wont let me create a char in-game, so i'll list stats for now
Bayard (Hawkeye): Hawk is a Habbakuk kinda guy.
Three goblins attack Jeren
Jaraak (Taurus): Really? I pictured him following Kiri *nudge*
Bayard (Hawkeye): Kiri god of battle.. great.. Habbakuk, a nature god
Elti (Jeren): no no no, he is more for Mishakal!!
Jaraak (Taurus): Kiri! ><
All three goblins miss the armored paladin
Bayard (Hawkeye): Still founded a Knightly order though, so way cooler than Chislev
Elti (Jeren): Mish!
One goblin attacks the flaming panther
Jaraak (Taurus): Yeh but who isnt cooler than Chisleboy
ArchAngel (Zhage): Gotta see if I can reach the other side of Jeren... maybe I can help flank a goblin or 2..
Mcgarnagle: is your AC diff?
Bayard (Hawkeye): Holy people fighitng over which god I should worship.. and niehter of their gods are Nature based
Elti (Jeren): ehehehe
Elti (Jeren): and yeah Zhage, come help your Lady Jeren pwn some hobgoblins!
Bayard (Hawkeye): Oooh.. you heard it. She's his lAdy now..
ArchAngel (Zhage): I can't count... am I able to get there?
Bayard (Hawkeye): 45 going around the back of the rock
Elti (Jeren): it was sarcasm Bayard! >.<
Bayard (Hawkeye): you can double move it
Bayard (Hawkeye): What is this "sarcasm" you speak of? lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): 19ac w/ Barkskin, 16 str, 19 dex, 15 con.... 40' speed, 20' climb, Full attack = Bite +7 (1d6+3) and 2 claws +2 (1d3+1)
GM: kay. :)
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): Pounce, Improved Grab, Rake work when Wild Shaped?
Jaraak (Taurus): yes
The goblin seems hesitant to fight the panther that is on fire and his swing shows it
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): cool
Three goblins attack Riverwind
Vexin Sixtoes roars in the goblin's ear
All three miss the ranger
Bayard (Hawkeye): Poor Riverwind.. maybe Taurus will get his wish
Bayard (Hawkeye): or not
Bayard (Hawkeye): the gods favor the fidner of the Blue Crystal Staff
Three goblins attack Gilthanas
Mcgarnagle: shitty rolls galore!
all three goblins miss the agile elf
The hobgoblins advance on their enemies
Bayard (Hawkeye): Now he'll roll well...
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol gilthanas is screwed
Bayard (Hawkeye): Wish I had Cleave myself.. heh
Elti (Jeren): oh! I do have cleave! *cheers*
Bayard (Hawkeye): Great Cleave Gilly! Great Cleave will kill them ALL
four hobgoblins attack Hawkeye
Bayard (Hawkeye): Does your fist count for Cleave? lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): no weapon requisite
Elti (Jeren): I dunno... I don't think so
Of the four attacking hobgoblins, only one manages to find it's mark
Elti (Jeren): damn, I could have cleaved then ;-;
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): all you have to do is drop your opponent
Jaraak (Taurus): Ofcourse it will mean more aoo's on u for each cleave :P
The longsword cuts into the rangers wrist.
Bayard (Hawkeye): No AoO from Cleave...
Jaraak (Taurus): unarmed strike
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): unarmed strike
Hawkeye cries out sharply as the blade slices deep
Bayard (Hawkeye): Oh yeah
5 hobgoblins attack Gilthanas
Bayard (Hawkeye): Untrained Paladins.. sheesh
Elti (Jeren): gonna pick me up a sword next round though! The gobbo's dropped some right?\
Jaraak (Taurus): Yeah morningstar
Elti (Jeren): good enough
Elti (Jeren): bludgeoning, yay!
Bayard (Hawkeye): AND piercing
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): yep
Bayard (Hawkeye): Best of both worlds vs Skeletons
The hobgoblins and goblins begin to overwhelm the elf as two long swords slash into his flesh
Hawkeye: Gilthanas!
Bayard (Hawkeye): Gear wagon is WIDE open guys.. lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): All we gotta do is live
Tika Jumps out and although she has fear plastered across her face, she is determined to help
She attacks a goblin attacking Jeren
Taurus grins seeing Tika join the fray.
Jeren glances at the fiery barmaid, a little shocked to see her charging into battle, although grateful for the assistance
Taurus: Put some of that fire to a good use Tika?
Bayard (Hawkeye): Cram a potato in it's ass....
Elti (Jeren): rofl
She kicks and elbows the goblin. it turns and screams at her as he rises his morning star
Jaraak (Taurus): "serve up some justice"
Bayard (Hawkeye): Gilthanas is so flanked..
Taurus
Bayard (Hawkeye): If only HE had Wreath opf Flames on him
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol too bad it's a personal spell
one sec tuarus
Bayard (Hawkeye): Darn you Druid!
Mcgarnagle: I forgot the goblin on Zhage.
ArchAngel (Zhage): DAMN!!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): only I and Skitters can have Wreath of Flames
Jaraak (Taurus): sure
Bayard (Hawkeye): Time to do a place swap. l;ol
Bayard (Hawkeye): is that form Spell Compendium?
The hogoblin sees the mage crouched behind the boulder and he charges towards him with his sword raised
Zhage: Oh... crap..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): i'll be out of your way on my turn Taurus
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): yes Hawkeye
Bayard (Hawkeye): I need to get that book..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): actually oops, it's from Dragon Magic
Bayard (Hawkeye): I stopped buying books when I joined the Air Force.. lol
The sword slashes into the boulder and sparks fly. The hobgoblin yells a battle cry as he looks menacingly towards the young mage
Bayard (Hawkeye): Well, that too then
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Mcgarnagle: okay, now you can go Taurus
Taurus drops off the wagon and picks up the morningstar (aoo from gob11). Hit or not, he hefts the spiked mace high in the air and lets out a roar to the gods; casting Enlarge Person on himself.
Taurus: By the MIGHT of Kiri-Jolith!!
Zhage looks a little frightened by the Hobgoblin..
Jaraak (Taurus): Can you change my token to large plz
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): NICE TAURUS
Bayard (Hawkeye): Oh, do we get to see a Large Taurus token?
The goblin despreatly swings at the knight but misses
Bayard (Hawkeye): And yes, very well done
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): i love enlarge, it's one spell i truly wish druids got
Bayard (Hawkeye): Aye
Jaraak (Taurus): AWesome! Thats it for my turn.
Riverwind tries to pummel another goblin
Taurus glares at the goblins, literally towering of them with a very large morningstar in his hands.
The goblin crumples to the ground from the force of Riverwinds fist.
Hawkeye
Hawkeye lashes out angrily at the ogblin that struck him, hoping to fell the foul smelling creature
Jaraak (Taurus): Vexin, druids get better than enlarge. They get Animal Growth, which is like Righteous might (size bonus': +8 str, +4con, dr, +1sizeincrease)
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): what level?
The short sword piercies the hobgoblins fleash as he falls to the ground in a pool of blood
Jaraak (Taurus): 5 it hink, its also targets 1/level
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): oh no same level as fire seeds?
Hawkeye backs up some after striking the humanoid, attmepting to get some distance between himself at them all
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): Done
Bayard (Hawkeye): I get animal growth as a 4th lvl druid spell. lol
Zhage
Bayard (Hawkeye): ranger spell
Zhage being intimidated by the hobgoblin, Zhage turns and runs around the boulder.
Bayard (Hawkeye): one animal per two levels double sin size. I was just reading it
Mcgarnagle: The hobgoblin will get an AoO
ArchAngel (Zhage): fine..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): ah, fire seeds is 6th level
ArchAngel (Zhage): he just want to GTFO
The sword strike misses the fleeing mage
Jeren
Jeren grabs a morningstar from one of the fallen Goblins and swings it at goblin 17
Bayard (Hawkeye): Of course, you gotta be in animal form for it to work
Mcgarnagle: AoO..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): by the time i have 5th level spells, i'll always have a wild shape available
Bayard (Hawkeye): Yeah. And be able to affect you, skitters, and any other animal
Elti (Jeren): can I cleave! can I cleave!!?!
Jaraak (Taurus): lol like a kid in a candyshop
Mcgarnagle: yep
Bayard (Hawkeye): heh heh.. the Gleeful Paladin
Jeren cleaves into goblin 12 with a roar
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol sweet
Elti (Jeren): oops, should have been 4 + 3 >.<
Bayard (Hawkeye): you don't roll attack on a cleave.. heh heh
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): you dont?
Elti (Jeren): oh you don't? I thought you did!
Jaraak (Taurus): sure u do
Bayard (Hawkeye): one extra attack at the same attack roll
Jaraak (Taurus): attack bonus
Jeren takes a 5 foot step next to Zhage and grins
Elti (Jeren): done!
Bayard (Hawkeye): I sword it said roll..oh well
The paladin swings the morningstar round, bashing two goblins in the skull with the spiked ball.
Zhage (panting): Very nicely done Jeren.
Mcgarnagle: yeah it's bonus..
Vexin Sixtoes
Bayard (Hawkeye): Well, not that it matters against creatures of the same ac.. lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): i don't suppose i can charge through the big gap between Taurus' legs, can I?
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Mcgarnagle: nope
Jaraak (Taurus): Been a long time since Taurus had a pussy between his legs.
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): ok, regulr move then
Jaraak (Taurus): Sorry. I had to.
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Elti (Jeren): ROFLMAO
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): i take at least 1 AoO
Elti (Jeren): Ry-Ry, I <3 you
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): and atk selected hob
Bayard (Hawkeye): He only gets it when he uses Enlarge Perosn though.. hmm
THe goblin takes a swing at the panther but misses
Jaraak (Taurus): It was cold that night!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): done, and fire dmg to selected
ArchAngel (Zhage): I donno if that is a burn or not.. He's a guy so he wouldn't have a pussy between his legs.. he would have something else between the legs of something else..
Jaraak (Taurus): ooo nice fire damage
Mcgarnagle: you said it's to all adjacent, right?
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): enemies, yes
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): at end of my turn
Bayard (Hawkeye): he selected all 4
As the battle rages, the wily weasel bounds through the trees and into the battle
Vexin Sixtoes roars in the hoboglin's faces
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): SKITTERS!
Jaraak (Taurus): I can hear that song playing from apocalypse now when the helicoptors fly in.
Jaraak (Taurus): Here comes the cavalry!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Elti (Jeren): rofl
Gilthanas fights off the hobgoblin vigorously
Elti (Jeren): flight of the valkyries?
Jaraak (Taurus): Wagna I think.. or however he's spelt
Elti (Jeren): eeheheh perfect music for a weasel
The shortsword cuts into the hobgoblin but he does not fall
Bayard (Hawkeye): Taurus needs to use INtimidation now.. lol
Three goblins attack Riverwind
Bayard (Hawkeye): go BOO
Jaraak (Taurus): Wait till I crush a gobo under me 2d6 morningstar and he's still stuck to it and i gotta shake his bloodied crushed corpse off it
Two of the morning stars hit their mark
Elti (Jeren): lolz
Bayard (Hawkeye): heh heh
One goblin attacks Tika
Bayard (Hawkeye): So.. does Skitters know Vexin is a flaming cat?
The sword just misses and Tika lets out a yelp
One goblin attacks Jeren
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): I guess it depends on our link
The morning star bashes into Jeren's side
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): i rolled a huge handle animal check, but I don't know if it affects it
A goblin attacks Vexin
Vexin Sixtoes snarls at the Goblin
Zhage: Hey! Leave her alone!
Jeren lets out a cry as the weapon strikes her, one hand darting to her side
Bayard (Hawkeye): this is a good screenshot oppourtunity
The bark skin manages to stave off the damages of the blow
Jeren (growling): You'll pay for that in a minute vermin
Bayard (Hawkeye): I wish I had a second weapon
Bayard (Hawkeye): Can't opick one up without 5 AoO...
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): yes... surround me...
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
5 hobgoblins attack Hawkeye
Elti (Jeren): *winces*
Bayard (Hawkeye): See what happens if you crit agaisnt the GM? Do you see??
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Two of the long swords hit there mark. One cuts into the rangers arm while the other bites into his neck
Hawkeye let's out a cry of pain, his knees wobblig under the intensity of the pain. His hand loosens slightly on the grip of his sword, before he clenchs it tighly, biting down so hard as to cause his lips to bleed
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): someone needs to save Hawkeye lol
Elti (Jeren): I vote the giant do it!!!
5 hobgoblins attack Gilthanas
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): w/o blocking my straight line to them lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): Zhage needs his spellbook.. lol
ArchAngel (Zhage): I need something... I'm pretty useless..
Two of the hobgoblins strike at the elf, slowly beating him down
Bayard (Hawkeye): Zhage needs to stuff scrolls in his.. um.. yeah.. where he won't have them found
Elti (Jeren): for the moment I think he should just hide behind me xP
ArchAngel (Zhage): I should become a blood magus...
1 hobgoblin attacks Vexin
ArchAngel (Zhage): spells in the blood...
The sword slash misses
Bayard (Hawkeye): heh heh, Im sure Zhage likes that
Bayard (Hawkeye): Would you become a Renegade wizard that way?
the last hobgoblin attacks Jeren
ArchAngel (Zhage): I passed the test already...
ArchAngel (Zhage): so I donno..
Bayard (Hawkeye): you can still go renegade..
The longsword hits the paladin, this time on the shoulder
Bayard (Hawkeye): my Black Robe went remnegade once..
Bayard (Hawkeye): Well, white robe that went black that went renegade..
Jeren lets out another gasp as the blade connects with her shoulder, she clenches her teeth together to keep from crying out
Tika begins swinging her fists at the goblin near by
Her flailing arms distract the goblin, but do not accomplish much else
Taurus
Taurus reels back with the large spiked weapon in anticipation of the approaching creatures and then with a golf-esque swing brings it down and around into goblin before him with a short two-step. (Gob7)
ArchAngel (Zhage): Fore!!!
Bayard (Hawkeye): Knock them itno my guys and make em fall!
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Elti (Jeren): looks like a hole in one there Taurus! ehehehe
Bayard (Hawkeye): Many holes in one
Jaraak (Taurus): Or several holes in one heheh
Jaraak (Taurus): lol
The goblin goes soaring through the air head first, and lands awkwardly on his neck
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): Save me Skitters!
Taurus: Make a hole Vexin, I need to get to Hawkeye.
Bayard (Hawkeye): heh heh
Riverwind continues to brawl with the goblins
Bayard (Hawkeye): Oh to have divine powers...
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol just wait for the burn...
Bayard (Hawkeye): if you roll a good burn
Bayard (Hawkeye): Cirtical Burn.. lol
The goblin is knee'd in the gut and slumps to the ground
Hawkeye
Hawkeye: I.. will.. not fall.. to.. scum.. like YOU!!!!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): at least 75% chance the goblins die at least
Hawkeye swings his sword frantically at the gobin to his right
Bayard (Hawkeye): The pain didn't help any
Bayard (Hawkeye): weird, I clicked attack first, lol
Jaraak (Taurus): sok i put a bandaid on it :D
Elti (Jeren): hehe
The sword misses as the ranger becomes overwhelmed by the hobgoblin warriors
Bayard (Hawkeye): 5 foot step then done.
Goldmoon sees Tika struggling and joins the fray
She misses with her wild swing
Zhage
Zhage tries to help Jeren and takes a swing at Hob 12.
ArchAngel (Zhage): LOL
Bayard (Hawkeye): Wow...
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): WOW
Elti (Jeren): ahahahahaha
Mcgarnagle: roll crit!
Elti (Jeren): I haven't even inspired courage in you yet!
ArchAngel (Zhage): oh well...
Bayard (Hawkeye): It was a Valiant Effort
Jaraak (Taurus): You sissy slap his ass down, biatch!
Bayard (Hawkeye): I'm laughing os hard it hurts...
ArchAngel (Zhage): a slap is pretty much all I do..
Elti (Jeren): awww, Jeren appreciates the help Zhage
Zhage: Leave her alone.
Jaraak (Taurus): LOL
THe hobgoblin looks a bit shocked at the Mages attack, before he brings his weapon round on him with a grin
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): icing on the cake lol
Elti (Jeren): sure told him
Bayard (Hawkeye): lmao
Zhage: Uh... Sorry?
Jeren
Jaraak (Taurus): Its ok Jeren has sexual healin' if your in trouble.
ArchAngel (Zhage): LOL
Bayard (Hawkeye): Lay on Hands what?
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): *sings* Sexual Healin' is good for me!
ArchAngel (Zhage): or Lay Hands on what?
Bayard (Hawkeye): Ther you go
Jeren swings her morningstar at the hobgoblin's face, "Fool, I'm over here!" she hisses attempting to draw his attention away from Zhage
ArchAngel (Zhage): wow..
Jaraak (Taurus): ooh baby... im hot just like your oven... I need yur luvin...
Elti (Jeren): I got sick this morning! A sea was storming, inside of me!
Bayard (Hawkeye): you roll a lot of 3's on damage..
Elti (Jeren): I know... must be a trent
Bayard (Hawkeye): heh heh
Elti (Jeren): trend even
Elti (Jeren): <--- has NIN on the brain
The hobgoblin looks back to Jeren just in time to have his skull crushed by her morning star
Bayard (Hawkeye): Shuush
Elti (Jeren): cleave!!!!
Bayard (Hawkeye): age
Bayard (Hawkeye): Another 3...
Elti (Jeren): eheheh 3 ftw?
Bayard (Hawkeye): Haxxor'd dice
She carries on with her attack, felling the goblin beside them
Vexin Sixtoes
Bayard (Hawkeye): 3's and 8's are only half similar if you're gonna hack em..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): attacks start with hob then gob
ArchAngel (Zhage): wow..
Elti (Jeren): crit!
Bayard (Hawkeye): Go Leapard
Elti (Jeren): this crit rate has gone nuts!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): dammit that's +7, +2, +2
Jaraak (Taurus): awww 1 off
Mcgarnagle: no crit :(
Jaraak (Taurus): if only i cast bless
Bayard (Hawkeye): See how selfish you are Taurus?
Jaraak (Taurus): i knows :( :(
Bayard (Hawkeye): Enlarge yourself.. sheesh
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): hob
Bayard (Hawkeye): plus fire damage right?
Jaraak (Taurus): (trying to impress the chix dood)
Mcgarnagle: was that your bite?
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): yes
ArchAngel (Zhage): he's trying to win over Goldmoon..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): oh, inmproved grab
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol. You're just like the kender. He flames himself, you enlarge yourself
Mcgarnagle: He's dead, don't worry
Bayard (Hawkeye): Only ZXhage uses his spells on others. lol
Elti (Jeren): I think you should leave the ungrateful Hawkeye to deal with his Hobgob's on his own Taurus!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): oh ok lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): now burn
Jaraak (Taurus): yeh good idea
ArchAngel (Zhage): I'm the cool one..
Bayard (Hawkeye): I';m trying to convince Taurus to help the rest of us too. lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): Starting with me. lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): like.. Mass Heal
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): or a Blade Barrier...
Bayard (Hawkeye): Flame Strike..
Vexin Sixtoes Growls with blood dripping from his jaws and fire cracckling into the nearby goblinoids
Elti (Jeren): lol
ArchAngel (Zhage): a carefully placed fireball..
Bayard (Hawkeye): VERY carefulyl placed
Mcgarnagle: lol thanks! Saves me from having to describe it. I was applying damage...
Bayard (Hawkeye): I'd settle for a stinking cloud..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): haha :)
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): i don't mind doing descriptions at all
Gilthanas spins around and attacks the goblin near by, seeing that he is weak.. and on fire
Bayard (Hawkeye): Vexin rolls two's on his fire damage a lot too
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): :p
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): 2 was face-up, it should not have rolled a 2
Bayard (Hawkeye): Skitters didn't do anything?
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): i don't know if i can control skitters, having not given him a command in Kender form
the goblin is cut down
Bayard (Hawkeye): Ah..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): except to come
Bayard (Hawkeye): true enough
The weasel climbs the boulder and looks for his master
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): never seen a druid played before
Jaraak (Taurus): I can imagine him all sniffin' around for Vexin lawl
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): i would smell the same, actually
Bayard (Hawkeye): And wodneirng what the flaming cat thing is
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): he could probably discern my direction next round
Bayard (Hawkeye): Flaming Cta ate Vexin> what?
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): he does have Scent
A goblin approaches the giant Taurus and cowers as he makes a measly swing
Another goblin turns to Tika and tries to bash the barmaid with his morning star
Tika jumps out of the way at the last second
2 goblins attack Riverwind
Both strikes miss
Vexin Sixtoes growls at Gilthanas, and paws dirt to the north
One goblin attacks hawkeye
Despite his attempt to hit the ranger in the back, he still misses
2 goblins attack Gilthanas
One goblin clubs the elf over the head.
4 hobgoblins attack Hawkeye
Again, two more swords cut into the ranger. His blood splatters across the autumn grass
Vexin Sixtoes roars a challenge at the nearby hobgoblins as if to say... "Come fight a REAL challenge!"
Jaraak (Taurus): but instead comes out as "mew mew purrrrrr"
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): LOL
Elti (Jeren): rofl
Bayard (Hawkeye): darn it... I didn't go unconscious and I have to retype my response!
Mcgarnagle: lol sorry
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): hahahahahaha
Bayard (Hawkeye): Well, nto darn it
Bayard (Hawkeye): I'm happy
Mcgarnagle: you can play dead
Elti (Jeren): see you make the DM apologise for NOT knocking you out
Bayard (Hawkeye): but I had jsut typed out this long thing and had it prepared
Elti (Jeren): usually it's the other way around!
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): I'm not dead! I feel happy! I feel Happy!
Hawkeye cries out in pain as the blows land home, his hand shaking as he feels the blood flow down his arm, losening the grip he has on his sword
5 hobgoblins attack Gilthanas
Mcgarnagle: Gawd!
Mcgarnagle: I roll all high against Hawkeye and not one roll above 10 against Gilthanas... sorry buddy. :(
1 hobgoblin attacks Vexin
The sword misses the flaming panther
Tika tries her best against the goblin
She misses with her fist once more
Taurus
Bayard (Hawkeye): Hmm.. I reached the end of the chat buffer..
Bayard (Hawkeye): Don't know if my next action will post in it's entirety
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): np
Taurus breaks away from the little goblin and stalks around the boulder, encouraged by the sounds of Hawkeyes cries. The towering 'star wielding Knight steps out into sight of the hobgoblins and points the huge head of the weapon at them in challenge to charge him
Mcgarnagle: I think you can keep going, you just can't see what you type...
Bayard (Hawkeye): Yeah, that;s what it looked like to me
Bayard (Hawkeye): But just a forewarning. heh
Jaraak (Taurus): done
The goblin takes a swing at the knight before he strides off
Jaraak (Taurus): also i take an aoo
Jaraak (Taurus): hehe yeh
But the attack misses. The little goblin looks releaved that the giant is gone and eyes the red robed mage
THe group of goblinoids look shaken as they see the giant knight bellow a challenge to them
Riverwind swings at another goblin
The goblin tumbles to the ground
Hawkeye
Hawkeye looks down at his blood arm, and attempts to raise his sword once more, though it refuses to obey his commands. His knees buckle underneath him, as he falls to the ground. He looks at the hobgoblins, his vision blurring as he falls to the ground, darkness overwhelming him.
Bayard (Hawkeye): done..
Goldmoon tries to elbow the goblin in the face
She strikes the goblin in the face. Tika giggles in delight but it soon passes as she sees the goblin still standing
Zhage
Jaraak (Taurus): lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): Zhage needs to pick up a hobgoblin swoprd.. lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): -4 to hit better than AoO and non-lethal damage.. heh
ArchAngel (Zhage): I can pick it up but not proficent with it..
Jaraak (Taurus): -4 ac for unarmed too hehe
GM: w/ ve nope, that was when you got hit by the drac back in Solace. they would have healed
GM: shit
Mcgarnagle: well, there is your answer. :)
Bayard (Hawkeye): lmao
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): Makes me wander what Vexin was asking.. lol
Zhage bends down and grabs a short sword from a fallen hobgoblin and tries to use it in defense.
ArchAngel (Zhage): done.
Jeren
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): i was wounded from a drac back in solace
Zhage: Haven't used one of these before..
Jeren reaches one of her hands up towards the sky, in a clear voice she calls out, "Tahbor, my friend, I have need of you here..." the Paladin stands patiently awaiting her call to be answered
Elti (Jeren): summon mount ftw!
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): I think at lvl 6 I'll take two weapon defense instead of that extra attack feat
Bayard (Hawkeye): and buy some daggers...
ArchAngel (Zhage): I still have those unidentified ones in my pack..
Mcgarnagle: what did you end up taking for a mount? a orse
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): a dire weasel!
Bayard (Hawkeye): True...
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): okay, now Talon comes out and pecks their eyes out
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): Jeren.... horse?
Elti (Jeren): oh yeah horse
Elti (Jeren): a stallion more specifically
Bayard (Hawkeye): MMhmm..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): heavy warhorse?
Bayard (Hawkeye): She's got her stud, no need for Zhage
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): ew
Elti (Jeren): oh Bayard! <3 LOL
Bayard (Hawkeye): I didn't mean it THAT way
Elti (Jeren): and yeah, heavy warhorse...
Elti (Jeren): sure sure
Bayard (Hawkeye): Honestly. *looks as innocent as possible*
The air swirls around Jeren and Zhage as a point 5 feet in front of the paladin pierces into blue light. It swells open into a giant blue light and quickly vanishes. Standing there is a Black warhorse with a briliant white mane.
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): cst enlarge on her horse lol
Elti (Jeren): lol
Vexin Sixtoes
Vexin Sixtoes stalks forward and mauls the Hobgoblin
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): selected hob
The hobgoblin is mauled by the vicious flaming black panther of death
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Vexin Sixtoes flames sear the nearby goblins
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): yay!
Jaraak (Taurus): how many more rounds u got as firecat?
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): 1 more
Jaraak (Taurus): neat!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): ya I love this spell, 1st time.
Jaraak (Taurus): Yeh it rox.. remember to add the d6 to melee damage too tho
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): OH CRAP lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): thanks
Bayard (Hawkeye): heh heh
The three hobgoblins fall to the ground as they burst into flames.
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): wont matter vs these, but thanks
Elti (Jeren): I just figured my mount will come in handy for riding down Toede and getting your horse back Taurus! ^^
Jaraak (Taurus): yah, not the gobs at least
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): south gob still up?
Mcgarnagle: yep
Jaraak (Taurus): hehe thanks elti
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): hobs don't stand unless i roll a 1 for damage i think
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): for melee
Skitters hisses at the goblin and pounces on to him
Elti (Jeren): it's k... Jeren harbors a bit of a grudge against that douche anyway!
Mcgarnagle: roll the attack, vex
Bayard (Hawkeye): He attacked Hawkeye in the very first sesion
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): +8 not 2
Bayard (Hawkeye): Ambushed Hawk and Briggs
Elti (Jeren): Jeren just doesn't think he deserves his rank!
The goblin sees the pouncing weasel at the last second and dodges out of the way
Jaraak (Taurus): I'm never going to get the smell out of my horse.
Elti (Jeren): rofl
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): hahaha
Goblin attacks Zhage
The morning star smashes into the mages torso
2 goblins on Gil
Zhage hunches over a bit, reacting to the painful blow.
1 goblin on Riverwind
THe morning star hits Riverwind square in the shoulder
1 goblin attacks Tika
Mcgarnagle: Taurus, do yo have reach?
Jaraak (Taurus): yeh 10ft
Mcgarnagle: aoo
Taurus steps into the goblin as it charges with another golf stroke of the 'star.
Bayard (Hawkeye): Need to work on your slice some more
Jaraak (Taurus): Hehe he charged! i might still hit
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): yep
ArchAngel (Zhage): is that adding the new str amount?
Jaraak (Taurus): Yeah but -1 size penalty evens it out
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): charge AC would be 13
The goblin runs forward, his knees shaking but he manages to duck the swing
Jaraak (Taurus): oops
Mcgarnagle: He's not charging
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): ah
Taurus 'star goes *whoooooosh* moving the hob goblins hair.
The goblin takes a frightened swing but misses pitifully
2 hob attack Taurus
both miss, and the second fumbles with his sowrd and drops it
Vexin Sixtoes nudges Gilthanas towards the goblinoids attacking Skitters
2 hobs attack Gilthanas
Gilthanas is struck once more and it appears that he may not last much longer
Tika tries to hit the goblin
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): I wish I could scream "GET OUT OF THAT SPACE!" lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): lmao
Jaraak (Taurus): "Mew purr mew mew!"
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): I swear I'm gonna grapple him if he don't move lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Jaraak (Taurus): u can share the space but u both will take negs to ac and tohit
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): you crack me up Taur
Tika winds up and plows the goblin stright in the face. He sprawls to the ground. Tika looks around for another enemy with new found determination
Taurus
Bayard (Hawkeye): Beware the fiesty barmaid
Taurus takes a big sideways swing of the 'star at the goblin
THe goblin's face shatters as he soars through the air
Taurus: Pickup your sword and fight like a warrior!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): LOL
Bayard (Hawkeye): heh heh
Bayard (Hawkeye): how long does Enlarge Person last?
Jaraak (Taurus): mins per level
Riverwind attacks the goblin
Bayard (Hawkeye): sweet
Jaraak (Taurus): aaaaages, its awesomesauce
Jaraak (Taurus): 10ft reach on healing spells helps so much too hey
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
The goblin is cold-cocked by the 6'7" plainsman
Hawkeye
Bayard (Hawkeye): not if you're still 30 ft away
Bayard (Hawkeye): done
Jaraak (Taurus): lol yeh
Zhage
Zhage not being used to the weapon, he clumbsily attacks the goblin.
Hawkeye blood oozes into a slowly forming puddle around the ranger's unconscious form
ArchAngel (Zhage): DAMN
Bayard (Hawkeye): so close..
Jeren
Bayard (Hawkeye): at least no AoO
ArchAngel (Zhage): true..
Jeren lets out another war cry as she swiftly mounts Tahbor, the Paladin's eyes narrow as she swings her morningstar down upon the Goblin
Jaraak (Taurus): "Dammit Hawkeye! *shakes him* Don't Zhage on us! Dont you dare Zhage on us!"
Bayard (Hawkeye): ROFL
ArchAngel (Zhage): lol
Elti (Jeren): now it's the 5's I'm starting a trend with...
The goblin falls to the ground as blood sprays out of his mouth
Bayard (Hawkeye): it's the mouhnt thing
Vexin Sixtoes
Bayard (Hawkeye): being mounted obviously suits you
Jeren having dealt with the goblin looks down at Zhage, "Are you alright?"
Elti (Jeren): rofl
Bayard (Hawkeye): that came out wrong., but oh well
Elti (Jeren): sure it come out wrong
Vexin Sixtoes snarls at Gilthanas and squeezes into his space
Zhage holding his stomach a little. "I will be fine. Help Hawkeye."
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): what's squeezing penalty?
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): anyone know offhand?
Mcgarnagle: depends on what part of Gilthanas you are squeezing... ;)
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): LMAO
Elti (Jeren): -2 to everything I think...
Bayard (Hawkeye): I didn't know you could end in an occupied square, onyl suqeeze through one
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Elti (Jeren): no you can share an occupied square with an ally
Elti (Jeren): let me check the -'s
Bayard (Hawkeye): on page 148 it says you can't..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): it wont let me target, but I'm attacking West, NW, N. in that order
Bayard (Hawkeye): 148 of PHb that is
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): eh? you guys are onfusing me... can I or cant I?
Mcgarnagle: yeah, I see that it says you cannot end in a occupied space
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): friendly grapple?
Jaraak (Taurus): No your right, cant end in same space.
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): grapple allows for it
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): stupid Gilthanas wouldn't move :p lol
Mcgarnagle: well, we'll check the rule for next time. Right now, we'll say no. However, delay your action by one and Gilthanas will then go, and he is going to take a 5 foot step out
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): ok
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol my token...
Mcgarnagle: it disappeared... lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): it wont let me target, but I'm attacking West, NW, N. in that order
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): W gob
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): hob
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): burn last round
Bayard (Hawkeye): Fire go Boom
The hobgoblin is mauled as he falls to the ground
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): and skitters attacks the hob
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): +8 tupid thing
Mcgarnagle: Skitter missed by 2...
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): oh woops lol
Mcgarnagle: lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): my math functions turn off when i'm not working...
Gilthanas attacks the hobgoblin
The hobgoblin falls as Gilthanas strikes the burning hobgoblin
Mcgarnagle: AoA Taurus
Vexin Sixtoes roars at the remaining Goblin
Taurus: Six!
Vexin Sixtoes mourns as the flames flicker and fade
The hobgoblin runs forward but is struck down before he can close in on the knight.
The goblin looks at the flaming beast and turns and runs, leaving his morning star on the ground.
Mcgarnagle: AoO Vex if you want
Bayard (Hawkeye): Eat him..
Bayard (Hawkeye): Goblin.. the other Spoiled Meat
Elti (Jeren): lol!
Hobgoblin picks up his sword and attacks Taurus
Both hobgoblins miss
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): and the Leapard grabs the putrid sweat fileld waterslkin with it's teeth.. heh
Taurus
Taurus lifts his 'star up high in the air as the shadow of the weapon falls over the hobgoblin. A pause, and then it comes crashing straight down.
Bayard (Hawkeye): The ground had to feel that...
Elti (Jeren): boo ;-;
Bayard (Hawkeye): Maybe he made a crater
The giant morningstar misses as the hobgoblin jumps to the side
Bayard (Hawkeye): and the Hobbie fell in
Hawkeye
Jaraak (Taurus): hehe i wish
Hawkeye oozes more blood into the widening pool
Bayard (Hawkeye): done
Zhage
Zhage seeing the way to the cart is open, takes off at a full sprint to get his party's items.
ArchAngel (Zhage): whatever is the most direct non-AoA proking way..
ArchAngel (Zhage): think that is all I can do..
Jeren
Jeren rides straight for Hawkeye's bleeding body, dismounting as swiftly as possible and seeing what she can do about his wounds
Elti (Jeren): I'll prolly get attacks of op from the gob on my way past... but I'll take em so I can stabalize Hawk
Mcgarnagle: k
Bayard (Hawkeye): Aww..
The goblin takes a weak swing at the passing paladin
Bayard (Hawkeye): <3 as you would say. lol
Elti (Jeren): ehehe
You reach the ranger and see his many wounds bleeding profusely. He looks in bad shape
Vexin Sixtoes
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): sorry
Elti (Jeren): how bad is bad? I only have 10hp of healing to give you...
Mcgarnagle: np
Bayard (Hawkeye): that's enough to make me not unconscious..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): can i charge the hob from here?
Mcgarnagle: make a keal check and you can see how much he is hurt
Elti (Jeren): alright then... this is the second time I've healed your wounds!
Mcgarnagle: nope. Gilthanas is in the way
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): looks like barely enough for a straight line
Bayard (Hawkeye): I know. lol. The first time wasn't as necessary, but I already know what to say in response!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): k i'll delay after him again then
Gilthanas staggers to the goblin and attacks
Bayard (Hawkeye): What is Jeren's Cha score anyways? lol
The goblin falls to the ground
Elti (Jeren): only 14 ;-;
Vexin Sixtoes charges and pounces on the Hobgoblin
Bayard (Hawkeye): Bah..
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Jaraak (Taurus): *cough*
Vexin Sixtoes: +2 for charge
Elti (Jeren): shut it Taurus! *shakes fist*
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): + rake
Jaraak (Taurus): lol
The hobgoblin is mauled by the panther
Vexin Sixtoes lets forth a keening howl
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): as a panther howls anyways
Bayard (Hawkeye): a keening howl from a kitty.. lol.. you lost your cuteness Vexin!
Mcgarnagle: actually, I think you'll only get one attack on a charge... but whatever. :) I'll let it slide this time
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): POUNCE
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): gives me 5 total attacks
Mcgarnagle: right, right
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): :)
Jeren (reverently): Mishakal, hear my pleas, let your healing light banish the darkness and snatch my comrade from the arms of death (Lay on Hands, 5 hp to Hawkeye)
Jaraak (Taurus): yeh, druids own.
Taurus
Elti (Jeren): esp. Panther like druids
Taurus reels riiiiiiiiigggghhhhhttttt back and smashes his 'start at the hob3
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol suffering for previous levels being useless... it's nice being good at combat now
ArchAngel (Zhage): I think he did more damage than the weasel this time..
Hawkeye gasps for air suddenly, coughing up blood as his eyes slowly flutter open, trying to focus through the pain as he looks up upon Jeren's visage..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
THe hobgoblin is slammed into the ground
Hawkeye: Looks.. like I owe you.. again.. Lady of Mishakal....
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): weasel has yet to hit anything
Hawkeye
Elti (Jeren): Skitters lost all his luck? hehe
Jaraak (Taurus): I think Tika has even downed a gobo, goldmoon too!
Mcgarnagle: you'll just be unconcious now... Jeren has to heal you this round
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): ya lol he hasn't rolled over 13 with +8 mod....
Jeren smiles and offers Hawkeye her hand, "You took a few nasty blows. I'd be careful..."
Bayard (Hawkeye): k
Zhage
Zhage quickly rummages to find his loaded crossbow, spins around and fires at the remaining hobgoblin.
Mcgarnagle: search
Mcgarnagle: roll attack
ArchAngel (Zhage): damnit..
Bayard (Hawkeye): and Taurus is a big target behind him.. lol
Jeren
Jaraak (Taurus): I'll catch it in my teeth!
ArchAngel (Zhage): If I miss, I wanna nail Taurus in the nads..
Mcgarnagle: this is when the heal happens
Bayard (Hawkeye): Gotcha
Vexin Sixtoes
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol Zhage
Bayard (Hawkeye): trying to eliminate your competition?
Elti (Jeren): okies
ArchAngel (Zhage): gives Jeren a chance to lay on hands Taurus' nads... I'm helping in an off the wall way..
Jaraak (Taurus): LOL
Bayard (Hawkeye): LMAO
Elti (Jeren): nah, he can heal his own bawls!
Vexin Sixtoes charges, barely scraping theside of the rock, and pounces
Bayard (Hawkeye): She stiull has 5 hp worth..
ArchAngel (Zhage): lol
The panther pounces on the hobgoblin, knocking him to the ground and breaking his back
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): ooh nice
Taurus brings the morningstar back for another swing but pauses seeing the hobgoblin slammed to the ground. Grinning at the feline he wipes sweat from his brow, lumbering over towards Hawkeye.
Hawkeye rises slowly, using the shortsword still clenched his his hand to help him get unsteadily to his feet, grimacing in pain the entire time
Vexin Sixtoes bounds over to the cart and snatches his Hoopak and string of pouches up in his jaws.
The battle still rages around you. You see elves shooting at the goblins and hobgoblins while other prisoners are escorted into the woods
Hawkeye: Not much left of my chainmail after all of this...
Zhage hops up into the cart and starts to remove the parties gear and throwing it to the ground.
Taurus: We need to work quickly. Put the unconcious over one of the beasts. Theros.
Hawkeye: Thank you.. again.. jeren
Taurus: Get the gear out of the cart.
Gilthanas (weakly): quickly, we must gather our things. head into the woods
Taurus pats Hawkeye's shoulder, eyes focusing on a empty point in space for a moment as lips move in silent whisper.
Vexin Sixtoes then runs to Skitters and nuzzles his face for recognition, and they both fall into step at Taurus' heels
Taurus: Perhaps its time to upgrade to some plate mail.
Taurus grins.
Hawkeye: Perhaps... I just need better chain...
Zhage grabs his staff and the rest of his gear.
Jeren whispers something to Tahbor. "Alright, Tahbor can carry those unconscious or to wounded to carry themselves..."
Zhage: I think I got it all..
Hawkeye sighs in relief as he feels the wave of healing magic wash over him, breathing far better than he was a moment ago
ArchAngel (Zhage): Any other stuff besides the parties junk in the cart?
Taurus nods to Jerene, gesturing to the prison cage where the others still are including the unconcious smithy.
Gilthanas: My brothers won't be able to hold them off for long. Haste is key!
Hawkeye: Gilthanas is right, we must hurry
Taurus: Hawkeye, releases the beasts of burden.
seeker guard: We must stay here... Our families are in Pax Tharkas and they will be killed if we do not cooperate
Taurus: It'll make their jobs harder.
Gilthanas: Help Theros...
Hawkeye nods, heading over to the cart, he cuts free the bonds of the animals
Elistan: I will stay with these men...
Taurus goes about smashing the wheels of the carts with the large morningstar whilst they get together the unconcious and items.
Jeren spares a mount to grab her pack and sword and then rushes to the prison cart, scooping up the unconscious smith she stares at the others, "If that is your wish, I will not force you to flee to safety with us"
Fizban seems to have disappeared in all the chaos
Hawkeye: Let's head out..
Hawkeye slightly limps towards Gilthanas, expecting him to lead the way
Zhage grabs Jeren's items and moves to give them to her.
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): Taurus has a Leopard and Dire Weasel following at his heels lol
Taurus grins down at the two creatures following him around, accompanied also by the crack of splintering wood. Rushing after his companions to catch up, scooping up his gear on the way.
Gilthanas Rushes into the woods
Jeren secures Theros in the saddle atop her mount and nods to the others, "Let's go then..."
Bayard (Hawkeye): Zhage has my gear right?
ArchAngel (Zhage): Jeren's..
ArchAngel (Zhage): I'm trying to score points here..
Elti (Jeren): rofl
Bayard (Hawkeye): thought yo said you grabbed it all? lol
Taurus drops the large morningstar to the ground, it shrinks back to its normal size, taking up Hawkeye's gear too ;)
Jaraak (Taurus): He would be too encumbered lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): he did say "I think I got it all" though. lol
Mcgarnagle: we'll assume you all get your gear before leaving if you haven't said so already... :)
ArchAngel (Zhage): I chucked it from the cart to make it easier to grab..
Bayard (Hawkeye): Thanks. heh
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): what a nice DM :)
Taurus jogs after the group *clankclankclank*
Jeren takes her sword from Zhage and slings her pack over her shoulder, "Thankyou Wizard." she says as they follow the elf into the woods
GM: alright... I suppose now is a good time to stop as any.
Elti (Jeren): we gotta get your horse back Taurus...
Zhage: You're very welcome.
Jaraak (Taurus): we will :)
Bayard (Hawkeye): the FewMaster will die
Bayard (Hawkeye): Bwahahahahaha
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): Master of Few...
Jaraak (Taurus): Was a great session Macca
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): hell ya, awesome action Mac ;)
Elti (Jeren): He will die, and if you're lucky Hawkeye, you might even remain conscious long enough to see it xP
Bayard (Hawkeye): ha ha
ArchAngel (Zhage): lol
Elti (Jeren): it was a lot of fun!
Bayard (Hawkeye): It was fun
Mcgarnagle: yeah, it was alot of combat, but it went pretty fast considering the amount of people involved
Elti (Jeren): thoroughly enjoyed it!
Jaraak (Taurus): remember your health cuz i got plenty of spells left next session to do some healing
Jaraak (Taurus): (since i did none during combat muhahhaa)
Bayard (Hawkeye): You'd best get craking then
Elti (Jeren): hahah Jeren is like... 6 from max
ArchAngel (Zhage): yeah.. good session..
Bayard (Hawkeye): I'm still hurt pretty darned good. lol
Jaraak (Taurus): I came out of it without a single scratch
Bayard (Hawkeye): They CRIT'D me
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): me and skitters took NO DMG for once
Bayard (Hawkeye): and Max Dam rolls on the crit
Elti (Jeren): that is what you get for critting them!
Mcgarnagle: 2 crits to be exact and a number of non crits
Jaraak (Taurus): yup
Bayard (Hawkeye): it was right after I made that crit comment too. heh heh
ArchAngel (Zhage): first session I got hit and didn't die...
Bayard (Hawkeye): I held out pretty long considering all the crits and attacks. lol
Mcgarnagle: lol
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Elti (Jeren): ahaha you had a Pally to hide behind, you're usually not that lucky ^^
Jaraak (Taurus): lol
Mcgarnagle: Gilthanas is prett banged up too
Jaraak (Taurus): Yeah I got some healing for him too
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): 1st session I took no dmg in a fight and did a respectable amount of damage
ArchAngel (Zhage): yeah well.. I'm trying to get on her good side, and hopefully I gained a few points..
Jaraak (Taurus): 3x 2d8+5, 4x 1d8+5 left
Bayard (Hawkeye): on her good side or in her plate?
ArchAngel (Zhage): well, he good side is in her plate..
ArchAngel (Zhage): *her...
Elti (Jeren): yeah poor bloke, he's the one who got us out of that mess... even if he did mock me for not having patience >.<
Jaraak (Taurus): Riverwind is such a pimp, he had the two girls Tika and Goldmoon fighting beside him all biffo and stuff.
Bayard (Hawkeye): So, how does it feel to be the only woman int he group? lol
Mcgarnagle: lol! man you guys are so crude! :-b
Elti (Jeren): Oh it's like all the other D&D sessions I play in >.<
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
ArchAngel (Zhage): LOL
Bayard (Hawkeye): lol
Jaraak (Taurus): haha
Elti (Jeren): <--- is used to sexist jokes
Bayard (Hawkeye): Crude Humor.. oh bayb oh baby oh
Elti (Jeren): after all I am friends with Ryan xP
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): if it bothers you just say so
Bayard (Hawkeye): heh
Jaraak (Taurus): Elti your usually the insitgator of most of the jokes
Elti (Jeren): hahah nah I think they're hillarious!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol ya Ryan was the biggest culprit!
Bayard (Hawkeye): Jaraak started this whole thing with Tika and Goldmoon
Jaraak (Taurus): Asif
Bayard (Hawkeye): Back in sessioon ONE
Elti (Jeren): Actually Ryan, it's your Mum
Jaraak (Taurus): Its part of my character!
Elti (Jeren): Oh I believe it...
Bayard (Hawkeye): that's what they all say.. lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): the whore knight?
Zhage: lol
Jaraak (Taurus): He did join the knights in the beginning to score wif a girl he liked, after all.
Elti (Jeren): he did grow up in a brothel
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): OH RIGHT lol
Jaraak (Taurus): yup and grew up in a brothel
Bayard (Hawkeye): heh heh
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): nice backstory... start the game with STDs
Jaraak (Taurus): lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): hahaha
Bayard (Hawkeye): Alright, I'm off to bed guys. heh heh
ArchAngel (Zhage): wow..
Jaraak (Taurus): catch him applying cream at night
Bayard (Hawkeye): Great Session, can't wait for the next one
Jaraak (Taurus): night bayard, had fun
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): ew
Mcgarnagle: That's his secret weapon. Just wait till he rolls a crit with his STDs
Elti (Jeren): ahahah but if you think he's bad... I know a druid called Simon and don't let me even get started on him and peg legged women ;D
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): lol
Jaraak (Taurus): lol is it a standard action to coat my weapon wif a STD mac?
ArchAngel (Zhage): Wow... lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): LMAO
Elti (Jeren): Oh Ryan!! <33
Jaraak (Taurus): I <3 battle clerics
Mcgarnagle: lol!
Elti (Jeren): I have tears!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): don't roll a 1 on poison application... you'll cut off your wanker
Jaraak (Taurus): lol
ArchAngel (Zhage): ROFL
Elti (Jeren): hahah serve him right for trying to spread the clap
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): LMAO
Jaraak (Taurus): i could use the calp as a project
Jaraak (Taurus): 10ft range increment
Jaraak (Taurus): half hour to reload
Elti (Jeren): Ewww
Elti (Jeren): ahahahahaha
Mcgarnagle: LOL!
ArchAngel (Zhage): LOL
Jaraak (Taurus): Swift action to fire
Jaraak (Taurus): muhahhaha
ArchAngel (Zhage): All I gotta say is, oy my god and what the fuck
Elti (Jeren): Is it my fault guys? Am I a bad influence on him?
Jaraak (Taurus): And then suffer from fatigue for the rest of the encounter
Mcgarnagle: Or he can half the reload time with a reflex save DC15
Jaraak (Taurus): unless your immune to sleep effects
Jaraak (Taurus): lol mac
Jaraak (Taurus): I think putting a girl into this group has made it a lot more interesting
Jaraak (Taurus): especially zhage lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): fort save
ArchAngel (Zhage): yes it has..
Elti (Jeren): rofl
Mcgarnagle: lol yeah. Zhage, your awesome. Trying to pick her up.
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): now if you have the endurance eat...
Elti (Jeren): yeah, props to you Zhage for hitting on the Pally
ArchAngel (Zhage): lol
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): feat
Jaraak (Taurus): As a matter of fact I do have endurance feat.
ArchAngel (Zhage): I gotta try..
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): O.o
ArchAngel (Zhage): And I think I can do it..
Elti (Jeren): no success without Pop tarts!
ArchAngel (Zhage): meh... we'll see..
Mcgarnagle: Anyhow, I'd hate to put an end to this insightful conversation but I gotta jet
ArchAngel (Zhage): aight mac...
Taurus: haha yeh later dood
Taurus: later everyone
Taurus: bai
Elti (Jeren): ^^ see ya later guys!
Mike (Vexin Sixtoes): endurance feat, enlarge person, bull's str, magic weapon, and ability focus for +2 DC
ArchAngel (Zhage): elti we'll take this to the forums.. and yes Jeren will be mine