Internet Friends Some people just don't understand how you can have friends in a far away land Some may come from France,California,Pennsylvania or Spain But no matter where they are from,the friendship remains. Some are close and even from your home state Some are on earlier, others are on late An Internet friend listens, suggests, and may complain But no matter where they are from, the friendship remains Some Internet friends have never met,and others met just once Some have joined one another for dinners, others have for lunch You are my Internet friend, we have a wonderful time Of the friends on the Internet, I'm glad you're mine Please stay in touch, our conversational chats are divine I am glad I am your friend and also that you are mine. Written By Autumn Port |
BK If we could catch a rainbow We would do it just for you, And share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue If we could build a mountain You could call your very own, A place to find serenity, A place to be alone If we could take your troubles We would toss them in the sea, But all these things we're finding Are impossible to be We cannot build a mountain, Or catch a rainbow fair, But let us be what we know best, Friends who are always there Hugs From All Of Us In Alternative Medicine 2 |
He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf
because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things."
"Well," the doctor replied, "go home and tonight
stand about 15 feet from her and say something to her.
If she doesn`t reply move about 5 feet close
and say it again. Keep doing this so that we`ll get an idea about the severity of her deafness".
Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as instructed.
He starts off about 15 feet from his wife
in the kitchen as she is chopping some vegetables and says,
"Honey, what`s for dinner?" He hears no response.
He moves about 5 feet closer and asks again. No reply.
He moves 5 feet closer. Still no reply.
He gets fed up and moves right behind her, about an inch away, and asks again,
"Honey, what`s for dinner?"
She replies, "For the fourth time,vegetable stew!"