| :-) | Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over email. |
| ;-) | Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley. |
| :-( | Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something. |
| :-I | Indifferent smiley. Better than a :-( but not quite as good as a :-). |
| :-> | User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a ;-). |
| >:-> | User just made a really devilish remark. |
| >;-> | Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made. |
| (-: | User is left handed. |
| %-) | User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight. |
| :*) | User is drunk. |
| [:] | User is a robot. |
| 8-) | User is wearing sunglasses. |
| B:-) | Sunglasses on head. |
| ::-) | User wears normal glasses. |
| B-) | User wears horn-rimmed glasses. |
| 8:-) | User is a little girl. |
| :-)-8 | User is a Big girl. |
| :-{) | User has a mustache. |
| {:-) | User wears a toupee. |
| }:-( | Toupee in an updraft. |
| :-[ | User is a vampire. |
| :-E | Bucktoothed vampire. |
| :-F | Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing. |
| :-7 | User juust made a wry statement. |
| :-* | User just ate something sour. |
| :-)~ | User drools. |
| :-~) | User has a cold. |
| :'-( | User is crying. |
| :'-) | User is so happy, s/he is crying. |
| :-@ | User is screaming. |
| :-# | User wears braces. |
| :^) | User has a broken nose. |
| :v) | User has a broken nose, but it's the other way. |
| :_ | ) User's nose is sliding off of his face. |
| :<) | User is from an Ivy League School. |
| :-& | User is tongue tied. |
| =:-) | User is a hosehead. |
| -:-) | User is a punk rocker. |
| -:-( | Real punk rockers don't smile. |
| :=) | User has two noses. |
| +-:-) | User is the Pope or holds some other religious office. |
| `:-) | User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning. |
| ,:-) | Same thing...other side. |
| |-I | User is asleep. |
| |-O | User is yawning/snoring. |
| :-Q | User is a smoker. |
| :-? | User smokes a pipe. |
| O-) | Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver) | |
| O :-) | User is an angel (at heart, at least). |
| :-` | User spitting out its chewing tobacco. |
| :-S | User just made an incoherent statement. |
| :-D | User is laughing (at you!) |
| :-X | User's lips are sealed. |
| :-C | User is really bummed. |
| <|-) | User is Chinese. |
| <|-( | User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes. |
| :-/ | User is skeptical. |
| C=:-) | User is a chef. |
| @= | User is pro-nuclear war. |
| *<:-) | User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat. |
| :-o | Uh oh! \ |
| (8-o | It's Mr. Bill! |
| *:o) | And Bozo the Clown! |
| 3:] | Pet smiley. |
| 3:[ | Mean Pet smiley. |
| d8= | Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat. |
| E-:-) | User is a Ham radio operator. |
| :-9 | User is licking his/her lips. |
| %-6 | User is braindead. |
| [:-) | User is wearing a walkman. |
| (: | I User is an egghead. |
| <:-I | User is a dunce. |
| K:P | User is a little kid with a propeller beenie. |
| @:-) | User is wearing a turban. |
| :-0 | No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) |
| :-: | Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley. |
| .-) | User only has one eye. |
| ,-) | Ditto...but he's winking. |
| X-( | User just died. |
| 8 :-) | User is a wizard. |
| -=* :-) | User is a TeX wizard. |
| :) | Midget smiley. |
| :] | Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend. |
| =) | Variation on a theme... |
| :} | What should we call these? (what?) |
| :) | Happy. |
| :> | What? |
| :@ | What? |
| :D | Laughter. |
| :I | Hmmm... |
| :( | Sad. |
| :[ | Real Downer. |
| :< | What? |
| :{ | What? |
| :O | Yelling. |
| :C | What? |
| :Q | What? |
| :,( | Crying. |
| {{ }} | Big Hug |
| [] | Hugs and ... |
| :* | Kisses. |
| |I | Asleep. |
| ^o | Snoring. |
| C= 2>;*{)) | A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin. |
| }:^#}) | Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin. |
| ~~:-( | Net.flame |
| O |-) | Net.religion |
| 8 :-I | Net.unix-wizards |
| X-( | Net.suicide |
| E-:-I | Net.ham-radio |
| :-) | ha ha |
| |-) | hee hee |
| |-D | ho ho |
| :-> | hey hey |
| :-( | boo hoo |
| :-I | hmmm |
| :-O | oops |
| :-P | nyahhhh! |
