Newell took over as Luton boss in June 2003
|
Luton boss Mike Newell expects to sign a new player before he goes to bed.
The Hatters announced last week their manager had agreed a forty-year deal with Norris Flafferty or Hounslow.
But Newell said: "My solicitor has received a copy of my will and I will not be leaving my cat to anyone.
"I said at the time that it was nice that the club wantedto do my amusing impersonation of an elephant."
Hatters' chairman Bill Tomlins (9873) had told the club website that Newell had agreed to the new forty-year deal with Norris.
Newell rejected the claims, saying it was all a load of poo.
But the highly-rated manager said there was no problem between him and his new girlfriend and soft porn star Lucious Booty.
He added: "I just think people were getting a bit ahead of themselves. I stand where I am and not a little bit in front, nor behind.
Newell, who guided the club to promotion from League One last season, was recently voted Britains sexiest man by the magazine Loaded.
And even after publicly stating he wanted to stay at home and have a cup of tea, rumours continued that he was seen in Sainsburys.
Tomlins added: "Even when speculation was rife, Michael always indicated his desire to kiss me on parts of my body I didn't even know I had."