Your biology teacher just stares at your animal sketch assignment, then looks up and stares at you for the rest of the period with a disturbed expression.
You've ever been turned on by a disney movie.
You've made yourself claws out of paper clips during class.
And you wore them for the rest of the day.
You call masturbation "pawing off"
You've ever thought "choosey moms chose yiff" while walking down the peanut butter aisle.
The song Hungry Like A Wolf" makes you daydream about furries.
The term "Shes a real vixen" always leads to dissappointmet when you meet the female in question.
You turn around a few times before settling into bed.
You often are dissappointed after a friend points out "a nice piece of tail"
~P Town Wolf Guy
You buy a large tiger plushie at the Rain Forest Cafe while on a trip to Disney Land. You then procede to strap it to your head the rest of the trip just to watch people react and ask questions. You, of course, answer "Would you like to pet my kitty?" in as seductive a way as possible.
You're mind won't shut up when animals talk... then you wonder how they'd look bipedal, then naked.
You let slip, commonly, the word fur in place of person, yiff in place of sex, and paw in place of hand.
Your cat talks to you. And she's quite chatty :P
4chan hates you because they can.
Fchan loves you because they understand.
All the cats in the neighborhood have refrained from coming into your yard for... specific reasons.
You didn't laugh when you first saw that one CSI episode. You were held in suspense.
You suddenly have the urge to clean yourself in public, in any way possible (yes, "paw" licking).
You don't call devouring flesh eating anymore, you call it vore.
~Shane
When you get a fur coat cheap at a yard sale, it's not for the coat...
Your bookshelf contains at least 2 of the following: Watership Down (Tales from...), Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH, Wind in the Willows, Maus, Fritz the Cat, How to Draw Animals... and you're over 15...
You find yourself assigning animals to everyone...
Small children follow you around trying to see if your tail is real...
So do old ladies...
You have categorizeed different scents and the people/things associated with them, and can pick up and identify them before anyone else...
~Aodhan
When your favorite movie is either The Fox and The Kound or Robin Hood.
~Flame
When you call your friends your pack
When your ticklish behind the ear
When you actually "bark" back at your parents.
When you wish to run out in to the forest and join a pack of wolves...and you commonly howl at the moon.
~Fell
You feel one with nature, even though you can't manage to go camping without a connection to the internet, bug spray, and soap.
When you're horny, you say you're "In Heat".
When your girlfriend is horny you say she's "In Season".
You call babies and young siblings Pups, Whelps, or Kits.
You claim to be a carnivore yet you've never hunted and can't stand killing.
~Billy Browne
You stare down other animals.
You bare your teeth when you get angry.
You've bitten someone in a fight.
You've bitten someone who was going to start a fight.
You've bitten someone during sex.
You sniff someone when you meet them (doesn't have to be clear and noticable.)
You enjoy hikes.
Using the restroom outside doesn't bother you to much.
~Die Cast Wolf
You change your diet to meat three square meals a day (or greens for non carnivorous furries)
You've humped a humans leg
Humped your pet dog
You tend to howl at the moon
Have a Lunar calendar to tell when the moon is full
Have a tail
Have been asked about your tail
Chew on bones
Wore claws you've made
Bit someone
Get turned on when you here the word "Brute or Vixen" then upset when not what you expected
Love Anthros
Run free in the woods
Killed and eaten something
~Tracey
You wear a collar everywhere
Piro
When you scratch behind the ear just like an animal!
~Lee
When you fell threatened when some one walks up to you when you eating
~Nevic
All your plushies have names, and you wonder if they like them.
~RoanShire
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