I'm A Beautiful But Deadly Diva
-[ Wrestling's True Juggalette]-





*These scene opens with Alexia sitting in a dressing room of Conan O'Brien, Emilie is fixing her makeup and her hair but Alexia won't sit still*

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
Could you stop moving for 2 seconds?

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
I can't, I'm pissed.

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
Why now, Drama queen?

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Shut the hell up, You'd be pissed too if you were thrown in this match. I'm not a tag team person Emilie! I'm a hardcore person!

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
You were a tag team person when we were a tag team

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Thats because your my best friend Em.. I don't even know this girl.. and I just.. I don;t know Emilie.. its not my element..

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
You gotta make it your element Alexia! Yeah JCW was great with the hardcore title.. But here its not okay? You gotta do some changing girl.. Comeon.. And I know thats not the only thing bothering you..

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Look Em.. Theres alot going on okay..

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
Like Savage.. Whats going on with you 2?

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
I don't know Em.. I really don't.. And now that hes teamed with Jeff... Not to mention my opponent..

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
Okay look.. opponents are opponents, i mean we had to have matches against each other in JCW.. Thats no big deal.. And as far as Jeff goes... Well.. Talk to him.. Jeff I mean.. Maybe things will change.. I mean his falling out was with Matt.. Not you.. And talk to Damian too.. I'm sure it'll be fine..

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
I don't know Emilie..

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
You'll be alright girl, I promise.. and besides.. I'm sure Joey will always take you back.

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Stop it, You know we're just friends now.

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
Yeah, I'm only playing with you. But, You always got me Alexia, Even though not the way you want Damian but.. you know what I mean..

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Thanks Em.. how much longer do I have?

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
Umm like.. a minute..

*Emilie laughs and Alexia gets up and walks to the curtian with her band and takes the mic off the stand*

~~ Conan O'Brien ~~:
Please welcome.. Alexia Hardy!

*As the curtians part Alexia's band starts playing*

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Heeeeeeey

I could feel it from the start
Couldn't stand to be apart
Somethin bout you caught my eye
Somethin moved me deep inside
Don't know what you did boy but you had it
And I've been hooked ever since
Told my mother, my brother, my sister and my friends
Told the others, my lovers, both past and present tense
That everytime I see you everything starts making sense.

Ain't no other man can stand up next to you
Ain't no other man on the planet does what you do
Your the kinda guy a girl finds in a blue moon
You got soul, You got class, You got style, your badass
Ain't no man its true
Ain't no other man but you

Never thought I'd be alright
No,no,no
Till you came and changed my life
Yeah, yeah, yeah
What was cloudy now is clear
Your the light that I needed
You got what I want boy and I want it
So keep on giving it up
Tell your mother, your brother, your sister and your friends
Tell the others, your lovers better not be present tense
Cause I want everyone to know that you are mine and noone elses

Ain't no other man can stand up next to you
Ain't no other man on the planet does what you do
Your the kinda guy a girl finds in a blue moon
You got soul, You got class, You got style, your badass
Ain't no man its true
Ain't no other man but you

Ain't no other
Ain't ain't no other other
Ain't no other
Ain't ain't no other lover
Ain't no other
I, I, I need no other
Ain't no other man but you
You are there when I'm a mess
Talk me down from every lift
Give me strength boy your the best
Your the only one whos ever passed every test

Ain't no other man can stand up next to you
Ain't no other man on the planet does what you do
Your the kinda guy a girl finds in a blue moon
You got soul, You got class, You got style, your badass
Ain't no man its true
Ain't no other man but you
And now I'm tellin you
Said ain't no other man but you
Ain't no other man can stand up next to you
Ain't no other man on the planet does what you do
Your the kinda guy a girl finds in a blue moon
You got soul, You got class, You got style, your badass
Ain't no man its true
Ain't no other man but you

*The song fades and the audience applauds, Alexia smiles and walks over to Conan and shakes his hand then sits down in the chair still smiling*

~~ Conan O'Brien ~~:
Well Alexia, Welcome back, Its good to see you again looking as beautiful as ever.

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Thank you Conan. You don't look too bad yourself. And its nice to be back here again.

~~ Conan O'Brien ~~:
Last time you were here you were in JCW right? Now.. Your in a different wrestling federation?

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Yes, Now I'm in pHw, And I have my debut match coming up.

*Conan looks down at his card and nods*

~~ Conan O'Brien ~~:
A tag match, But I thought Emilie wasn;t wrestling anymore?

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Shes not, management teamed me up with Athena Darkness.

~~ Conan O'Brien ~~:
Is that gonna be weird? Being in a tag match without Emilie?

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Yeah, It definitly is, But I'll get used to it I guess, I don;t think I'll convince her to wrestle again anytime soon.

~~ Conan O'Brien ~~:
Now, I've seen you in JCW, And your great on your own, Are you going to be okay in this match?

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Yeah, Like you said I've teamed with Emilie before. I'll be fine.. I don;t like sharing the spotlight too much but.. It'll be okay.

~~ Conan O'Brien ~~:
And are you gonna be able to function without a Hardcore title? You WERE 14 time hardcore champ in JCW.

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Yes I was... But, I am actually going to try to go for the Xtreme title in pHw, If management lets me that is.

~~ Conan O'Brien ~~:
I really wish we had more time to talk but before you go, I wanted to ask you about your singing career. How is it going? You sounded great by the way

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Thank you, and yeah its going great. I'm really happy and J and Shaggy have done ALOT to help me. Their great.

~~ Conan O'Brien ~~:
Well, I hope you come back again soon.

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
I definitly will.

*Alexia smiles as the show fades to a commercial. Alexia gets up and hugs Conan then walks back to Emilie backstage as they get their stuff and start walking out, Emilie carrying Maxi in her baby carrier and Alexia carrying their bags*

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
You are SUCH a bitch.

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
What?

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
How come your never as nice to me as you were to him?

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Because your my best.. and I don't have to be.

*The girls laugh and get to the parking lot. Emilie puts Maxi in the back, strapping in the carseat and Alexia gets in the drivers side. As Alexia turns on the car "In My Room" starts playing, blasting. Emilie gets in the passengers side and turns the radio down as Alexia starts driving*

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Umm.. Yes?

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
I was thinking..

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Thats a first

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
Shutup! Anyway.. You and Athena have alot in common.

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Oh really? Like what?

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
Well.. You both would rather have singles matches.

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Thats it?

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
No.. You both seem to be having guy problems..

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Guys ARE problems Emilie.. Every girl is having guy problems.

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
Ooookay.. Well.. Your both new

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Thats a boost in confidence..

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
And it should be!

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
You make no sense whatsoever.

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
Your both new.. so I'm pretty sure people don't think you guys can beat these girls.. Which will make the 2 of you push that much harder to win.. get it?

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Good point Em.. But what about these girls.. I mean, Even if we do push ourselves, can we win?

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
Of course you can.. Your Alexia Hardy!!! You were 14 time hardcore champion!! 2 time FTW champion! Comeon girl!

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
You know what Em.. Your right.. Your completly right, so what if their the women's champion and the former women's champion? I mean.. who knows if they'll even work together in this match right? I... We can do this. Me and athena will kick their asses.

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
That a girl, When we get to the hotel I'll see if I can get ahold of her number for you.

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Thanks Em... Your the best.

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
Duh!

*the 2 girls laugh as Alexia turns the radio back up, but not too much, restarting "In My Room", they pull into the hotel parking lot and park. She shuts the car off and Emilie and Alexia get out of the car. Emilie nudges Alexia and points over to Damian whos standing near the door*

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Great.. what the hell is he doing here?

*Emilie shrugs as the girls start taking their stuff out of the trunk. Damian lights up a cigarette and looks over at Alexia, he takes a drag and walks over.*

~~ The Savage ~~:
Hey ladies, hows it going?

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
I need to lay Maxi down for her nap.. I'll see you later Lex..

*Emilie walks inside as Alexia gives her a dirty look, Alexia looks at Damian and slams the trunk shut, crossing her arms*

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
I don't know Damian.. You tell me.

*He takes another drag*

~~ The Savage ~~:
Uhhh...I don't know? That's why I asked.

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Well.. since I joined pHw.. you blew me off to go have coffee with that.. nevermind.. then.. i basicly tell you how i feel.. and you walk away from me.. and now? Now your teamed up with someone who wants NOTHING to do with me and would love it for you not to either.. So.. Hows it going? Pretty shitty especially since now I have to team with someone I don't even know.

~~ The Savage ~~:
And thats my fault? Jeff and I have been friends before I even knew you existed. And your mad at me for being confused? Thats fine then. Later.

*He takes another drag and begins to walk away. Alexia rolls her eyes and walks over to him and turns him around*

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
You do realize.. if Jeff knew you were talking to me right now.. He'd kill you right?

~~ The Savage ~~:
I'm pretty sure jeff wouldn't lay a damn hand on me. I'm not a child, I will talk to whoever I want.

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
And you think hes gonna let you stay in that group if you continue to associate with me? I know my brother better than you.. and he won't..

~~ The Savage ~~:
Yes he will, because I don't need him, he needs me. My help to elevate that group.

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
He won't want you talking to me.. I know him.. HE won't even talk to me and hes my brother..

~~ The Savage ~~:
OK then I believe you...Damn.

*Alexia drops her bag and leans back against her car and looks at him*

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Damian.. Do you want me around? I mean.. last time we talked i basicly told you i still love you and you walked away.. and now your with jeff.. Are you sure this isn't all just to avoid me?

~~ The Savage ~~:
Wow, wow. I'm not "with" Jeff...You make me sound gay.

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
You know what I mean.. And.. what are you doing in new york anyway?

~~ The Savage ~~:
My little brother's in town. Figured I'd come and pay him a visit

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Oh.. You never answered my question.. Do you not want me around?

*Alexia lifts her hand up*

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Actually.. Don't answer that..

*She picks her bag up and puts it over her shoulder, pushing herself off her car*

~~ The Savage ~~:
Okay then...I wont answer.

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
I would say to tell Jeff i said hi but he wouldn't care.. Good luck in your match..

*She takes a deep breath and kisses him on the cheek*

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
me and emilie will stay out of you and Jeff's way.. i promise..

~~ The Savage ~~:
No...I'll catch you later, you can count on that...

*He finishes the cigarette and walks away. She lowers her eyebrows and looks at him walking away*

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
What the hell.. I'll never understand you Damian!!

*He turns around, walking backwards.*

~~ The Savage ~~:
I don't blame you, I don't even understand myself...

*he turns around and keeps walking, Alexia shakes her head and sighs, laughing a little. Alexia heads up to the hotel room. She goes in and Emilie hands her a piece of paper and walks over to the bed where she starts changing Maxi's clothes*

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Whats this?

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
Athena's number.

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Oh, Thanks.

*Alexia sits on the couch and dials the number to Athena's cell phone, she waits as it rings*

~~ Athena Darkness ~~:
Hello?

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Hi, Athena, Its Alexia.. Your tag partner.

~~ Athena Darkness ~~:
Hi, how are you?

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
I'm.. Well.. Coping. Look, I just wanted to let you know, That I won;t double cross you in this match, I need to win this match just as bad as you do, Both of us being new and all.

~~ Athena Darkness ~~:
I just thought I'd give you that warning, I've had too many people double cross me and I don't need that in this debut match I want to show everyone who I am

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
And so do I. Which is why I said I WON'T double cross you.. You can trust me, I promise.

~~ Athena Darkness ~~:
We'll see, so you saw my promo on the match?

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Yeah I did. And I'm sure you'll see my interview on TV tonight.

~~ Athena Darkness ~~:
Looking forward to it, you getting ready for this match

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Yep, Me and Emilie are gonna head down to the gym in this freaking hotel as soon as I get off the phone.

~~ Athena Darkness ~~:
I do my training at night when there's no one around I hate being bothered

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Normally I do too but, The gym here closes at 10.. It sucks.

~~ Athena Darkness ~~:
I guess that's the positive of having your own gym open whenever you need it

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Guess so. I was thinking, Since we are in this match together as partners wether either of us want it or not, We should do some in-ring training together?

~~ Athena Darkness ~~:
And when would you want to do this?

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
When I get back tomorrow?

~~ Athena Darkness ~~:
I'll be around I'm sure you can find me

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Okay so I'll see you tomorrow then.

~~ Athena Darkness ~~:
Okay.

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
Bye

~~ Athena Darkness ~~:
Bye.

*Alexia hangs up and Emilie laughs a little*

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
That sounded friendly

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
If she pisses me off during this match Em.. I'll kill her.

*Emilie laughs and shakes her head*

~*~ Alexia Hardy ~*~:
You ready to go downstairs?

~*~ Emilie de Ravin ~*~:
Yeah, just need to change the batteries in this baby monitor

*Emilie starts changing the batteries as Alexia goes into the bathroom and changes into her workout gear. Alexia walks out and both girls kiss Maxi on the head and walk out of the hotel room to get to the gym and train for the match*
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