The Official Riboflavin Webpage
Real Ultimate Riboflavin
Hi, this site is all about riboflavin, REAL RIBOFLAVIN. This site is awesome. My name is Luke and I can't stop thinking about riboflavin. This stuff is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
1. Riboflavin is a natural substance.
2. Riboflavin appears in random foods ALL the time.
3. The purpose of riboflavin is to flip out and cause healthy tongues/eyes.
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Riboflavin can make anyone healthy it wants! Riboflavin causes healthy tongues/eyes ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. This stuff is so crazy and awesome that it flips out ALL the time. I heard that there was this bottle of riboflavin that was just sitting on the floor of a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the riboflavin just sat there because it is inanimate. My friend Lance said that he saw riboflavin totally make some kid healthy because the kid was going blind and his mom made him take it.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that riboflavin has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or it will make you healthy!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Riboflavin is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This stuff is totally awesome and that's a fact. Riboflavin is gross, smooth, weird, strong, powerful, and healthy. I can't wait to start health class next year. I love riboflavin with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about riboflavin?
A: Riboflavin is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand it is inanimate (therefore it doesn't give a crap), but on the other hand, riboflavin is very healthy and precise.
Q: I heard that riboflavin is always nasty or gross. What's its problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other substances, riboflavin can be gross OR totally awesome.
Q: What does riboflavin do when it's not making people healthy or flipping out?
A: Most of its free time is spent healing, but sometime it causes discussions in health class. (Ask Lance if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my best friend Lance showing off.
He's a lot older than me and take riboflavin EVERY DAY,
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