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  10. Ed notes:- Larf ! I Wet my #*$%, still enough about my embarassing problems here's the joke page done in the worst possible taste.

    Mary had a little pig,
    She kept it fat and plastered; 
    And when the price of pork went up,
    She shot the little b**tard
    Mary had a little lamb
    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her,
    Between two hunks of bread.

    1. JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
      To have a little fun.
      Stupid Jill forgot the pill
      And now they have a son.
    2. HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
      All over the bedside clock.
      The little dog laughed to see such fun.
      Then died of electric shock.
    3. GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
      Kissed the girls and made them cry.
      And when the boys came out to play,
      He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
    4. There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good. But when she was bad
      !!!She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and sports car!!!