Inappropriate Erections - By Steve Jamilkowski and Alex McFarlin

The top 10 most innappropriate times to achieve an erection are...

• #10 - watching while your best friend is savagely beaten
• #9 - while feeding baby carrots to a pet rabbit
• #8 - at the climax of Schindler's List
• #7 - while watching Brian Biggs pick his lunch out of his braces
• #6 - while giving the eulogy at your grandmother's funeral
• #5 - while washing the nubbly stub, "arm", of a war veteran
• #4 - while writing a book report on Hellen Keller
• #3 - at your first born child's baptism
• #2 - while watching David Niemann "wipe out" in the hallway
• #1 - at the Consecration of the Eucharist
• Honorable Mention:
• While casting to sea what little ash remains of your fathers corpse after a fatal airplane crash

TRY TO IMAGINE YOURSELF GETTING AN ERECTION AT ANY OF THESE TIMES AND THINK ABOUT HOW INAPPROPRIATE IT WOULD BE!! LMAO!! SILLY!!! Honorable Mention: This portion is open to suggestions, and hey it might even get on the top 10 if it's good enough. Scott Hauser also gave his input on inappropriate erections, but we didn't put any of his on here because they were REALLY weird, and we just were not sure about what he was talking about in some of them. Thanks for visiting our page! SOUIX CITY HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!!! -Alex M ---------------P.S. Please try to understand our humor, we were on a pretty big caffeine high (pixy sticks) when we made this site and things were just getting a little crazy.