HERE IT IS, AT LONG LAST- STOP #68! WHOA, LOOK, IT'S HABIB HABOOB! HABIB HABOOB IS PRESIDENT OF THE HEALTH CARE PROVIDER "HABIB HABOOB'S HEALTH CARE UNLIMITED." WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT "HABIB HABOOB'S HEALTH CARE UNLIMITED" IS THAT IT COVERS VERY RARE DISEASES AND DISEASES THAT DON'T EXIST, AND NOT ANY OF THE NORMAL DISEASES! IT'S ABOUT TIME! I TRIED TO GET MY OLD HEALTH CARE PLAN TO COVER MY VOLUNTARY ROOT CANAL, BUT THEY WOULDN'T DO IT! WHAT A BUNCH OF HEALTH CARE BUFFOONS! BUT HABIB HABOOB WOULD COVER IT. IT WOULD ALSO COVER ME IF I GOT FLUSHER'S DISEASE, THE EBONIC PLAGUE, THE UNCLE JIMBO VIRUS OR SEFRINIFRIOUS TUBLOIDAL BUTT DISEASE. I RECOMMEND HABIB HABOOB TO ALL MY FRIENDS. THEY HAVE A GOOD HEALTH CARE PLAN, IT'S CHEAP (THE FIRST THREE MONTHS ARE ONLY $1, THEN ONLY $500,000 A MONTH AFTER THAT), AND THEY HAVE VERY NICE OFFICES (HABIB HABOOB WORKS OUT OF A DUMPSTER BEHIND BOOGER BURGER). I TOLD BUG, AND HE GOT REAL EXCITED, BECAUSE HE HAD RECENTLY CONTRACTED SEFRINIFRIOUS TUBLOIDAL BUTT DISEASE, AND HE COULDN'T MOON ANYONE BECAUSE OF IT! HOW AWFUL! BUG THOUGHT HIS DREAM LIFE OF WEARING WOMEN'S CLOTHING AND MOONING PEOPLE HAD COME TO AN END. BUT THANKS TO HABIB HABOOB, BUG CAN GO BACK TO HIS EVERYDAY MOONING. ANOTHER THING I LIKE ABOUT "HABIB HABOOB'S HEALTH CARE UNLIMITED" IS THAT HE HAS A HEALTH CARE PLAN FOR WALRUSES! I NOTICED A FEW MONTHS AGO THAT GOOBER HAD THESE WEIRD WHITE THINGS COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH. I THOUGHT AT FIRST THAT MAYBE HE ATE A GOAT, AND HE GOT THE GOAT LEGS STUCK IN HIS TEETH. BUT I LATER DISCOVERED WALRUSES DON'T EAT GOATS, THEY EAT DOG CHOW! I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME WHAT THOSE WEIRD WHITE THINGS COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH WERE. I TRIED TO TAKE HIM TO A VETERINARIAN, BUT THEY ONLY ALLOW DOGS, CATS AND RHINOS. SO, I DECIDED SINCE I COULDN'T GET THE VET TO SEE HIM, I'D GET BUG TO LOOK AT HIM (BUG SAID ONCE HE WAS A VETERINARIAN DURING THE CIVIL WAR). BUG SAID THEY WERE GOAT LEGS, AND THEN CHARGED ME 800 BILLION DOLLARS FOR LOOKING AT GOOBER! THANKFULLY, HABIB HABOOB HELPED ME OUT. AND I ONLY HAD TO PAY 5 CENTS FOR THE FIRST FOUR MONTHS (ONLY $6,000,000 A MONTH AFTER THAT). I GOT TO SEE A HABIB HABOOB LICENSED VET, THIS CRAZY OLD BUM WHO LIVED IN A TRASH CAN BY SPORK WORLD. HE TOLD ME "THAT THERE WALRUS HAS TUSKS, DOROTHY!" TUSKS! I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED A WALRUS HAS TUSKS! THANK YOU, HABIB HABOOB!
