101 FACTS ABOUT YEHUDA BUBBAHOOEY
1. MY NAME IS YEHUDA GENGHIS BUBBAHOOEY.
2. I AM THE PRESIDENT AND FOUNDER OF THE YEHUDA WORLD STATE OF THE ART WEBSITE.
3. IN ADDITION TO BEING PRESIDENT AND FOUNDER OF THE YEHUDA WORLD STATE OF THE ART WEBSITE, I AM ALSO A DOOR TO DOOR SPOON SALESMAN.
4. IN ADDITION TO BEING PRESIDENT AND FOUNDER OF THE YEHUDA WORLD STATE OF THE ART WEBSITE AND A DOOR TO DOOR SPOON SALESMAN, I ALSO OWN MY OWN EMU RANCH.
5. IN ADDITION TO BEING PRESIDENT AND FOUNDER OF THE YEHUDA WORLD STATE OF THE ART WEBSITE, BEING A DOOR TO DOOR SPOON SALESMAN AND OWNING MY OWN EMU RANCH, I AM ALSO A MEMBER OF THE BAND SOCIAL TAMPON.
6. IN ADDITION TO BEING PRESIDENT AND FOUNDER OF THE YEHUDA WORLD STATE OF THE ART WEBSITE, BEING A DOOR TO DOOR SPOON SALESMAN, OWNING MY OWN EMU RANCH AND BEING A MEMBER OF THE BAND SOCIAL TAMPON, I AM ALSO CEO OF THE BUBBAHOOEY & BUG EMU FUR PANTYHOSE COMPANY OF UGANDA.
7. IN ADDITION TO BEING PRESIDENT AND FOUNDER OF THE YEHUDA WORLD STATE OF THE ART WEBSITE, BEING A DOOR TO DOOR SPOON SALESMAN, OWNING MY OWN EMU RANCH, BEING A MEMBER OF THE BAND SOCIAL TAMPON AND BEING CEO OF THE BUBBAHOOEY & BUG EMU FUR PANTYHOSE COMPANY OF UGANDAD, I AM ALSO ASSISTANT SUPERVISOR AT BOOGER BURGER.
8. IN ADDITION TO BEING PRESIDENT AND FOUNDER OF THE YEHUDA WORLD STATE OF THE ART WEBSITE, BEING A DOOR TO DOOR SPOON SALESMAN, OWNING MY OWN EMU RANCH, BEING A MEMBER OF THE BAND SOCIAL TAMPON, BEING CEO OF THE BUBBAHOOEY & BUG EMU FUR PANTYHOSE COMPANY OF UGANDA, AND BEING ASSISTANT SUPERVISOR AT BOOGER BURGER, I ALSO RUN A PET STORE THAT SELLS POISONOUS ANIMALS CALLED "BITE ME".
9. IN ADDITION TO BEING PRESIDENT AND FOUNDER OF THE YEHUDA WORLD STATE OF THE ART WEBSITE, BEING A DOOR TO DOOR SPOON SALESMAN, OWNING MY OWN EMU RANCH, BEING A MEMBER OF THE BAND SOCIAL TAMPON, BEING CEO OF THE BUBBAHOOEY & BUG EMU FUR PANTYHOSE COMPANY OF UGANDA, BEING ASSISTANT SUPERVISOR AT BOOGER BURGER AND RUNNING A PET STORE THAT SELLS POISONOUS ANIMALS CALLED "BITE ME", I ALSO OWN A STORE THAT SELLS SCREWS AND BOLTS CALLED "SCREW YOU".
10. IN ADDITION TO BEING PRESIDENT AND FOUNDER OF THE YEHUDA WORLD STATE OF THE ART WEBSITE, BEING A DOOR TO DOOR SPOON SALESMAN, OWNING MY OWN EMU RANCH, BEING A MEMBER OF THE BAND SOCIAL TAMPON, BEING CEO OF THE BUBBAHOOEY & BUG EMU FUR PANTYHOSE COMPANY OF UGANDA, BEING ASSISTANT SUPERVISOR AT BOOGER BURGER, RUNNING A PET STORE THAT SELLS POISONOUS ANIMALS CALLED "BITE ME", AND OWNING A STORE THAT SELLS SCREWS AND BOLTS CALLED "SCREW YOU", I ALSO HOST A MORNING TALK SHOW CALLED "BUTTCHEEKS IN THE MORNING."
11. MY FAVORITE BAND IS "THE BUTT DARTS".
12. MY SECOND FAVORITE BAND IS "GERMAN CUCUMBER BUTT BOMB".
13. MY THURD FAVORITE BAND IS "THE ARMPIT GOBLINS".
14. MY FOURTH FAVORITE BAND IS "THE MIGHTY MONGOOSE MACHINE".
15. MY FIFTH FAVORITE BAND IS "THE COLONOSCOPY OF JOE BOB HENRY JED".
16. MY SIXTH FAVORITE BAND IS "THE SEFRINIFRIOUS TUBLOIDIAL BUTTNOIDS".
17. MY SEVENTH FAVORITE BAND IS "ALFRED'S PITUITARY GLAND".
18. MY EIGHTH FAVORITE BAND IS "JIMMY CARTER IS HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER".
19. MY NINTH FAVORITE BAND IS "INFIDEL AARDVARK".
20. MY TENTH FAVORITE BAND IS "UNCLE PFEFFER AND HIS PFEFFERING PFEFFS".
21. MY BEST FRIEND IS POPOSHISHO CHICAMACOMICO.
22. MY SECOND BEST FRIEND IS XENON HERASOPHICLES.
23. MY THIRD BEST FRIEND IS ZORBLAT RAMMALAMMADINGDONG.
24. MY FOURTH BEST FRIEND IS MOTUMBO HUMADED.
25. MY FIFTH BEST FRIEND IS BINGUS.
26. MY SIXTH BEST FRIEND IS BUG.
27. MY SEVENTH BEST FRIEND IS HORRACE.
28. MY EIGHTH BEST FRIEND IS VACLAV THE OX.
29. MY NINTH IS THAT BUM WHO LIVES DOWN BY THE DUMPSTER WHO YELLS OBSCENITIES AT EVERYONE.
30. MY TENTH BEST FRIEND IS GEORGE W. BUSH.
31. MY FAVORITE TV SHOW IS FULL HOUSE.
32. MY SECOND FAVORITE TV SHOW IS JERRY SPRINGER.
33. MY THIRD FAVORITE TV SHOW IS CHIPS.
34. MY FOURTH FAVORITE TV SHOW IS THE VIEW.
35. MY FIFTH FAVORITE TV SHOW IS THE GOLDEN GIRLS.
36. MY SIXTH FAVORITE TV SHOW IS LAST CALL WITH CARSON DALY.
37. MY SEVENTH FAVORITE TV SHOW IS DR. PHIL.
38. MY EIGHTH FAVORITE TV SHOW IS WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW.
39. MY NINTH FAVORITE TV SHOW IS ECONOMICS U$A.
40. MY TENTH FAVORITE TV SHOW IS BAYWATCH.
41. MY FAVORITE INTERNAL ORGAN IS THE GALL BLADDER.
42. MY SECOND FAVORITE INTERNAL ORGAN IS THE SPLEEN.
43. MY THIRD FAVORITE INTERNAL ORGAN IS THE PANCREAS.
44. MY FOURTH FAVORITE INTERNAL ORGAN IS THE BLADDER.
45. MY FIFTH FAVORITE INTERNAL ORGAN IS THE SMALL INTESTINE.
46. MY SIXTH FAVORITE INTERNAL ORGAN IS THE ULNA.
47. MY SEVENTH FAVORITE INTERNAL ORGAN IS THE SCROTUM.
48. MY EIGHTH FAVORITE INTERNAL ORGAN IS THE ELBOW.
49. MY NINTH FAVORITE INTERNAL ORGAN IS THE EARLOBE.
50. MY TENTH FAVORITE INTERNAL ORGAN IS THE ARMPIT.
51. MY FAVORITE FOOD IS CREAMED EELS.
52. MY SECOND FAVORITE FOOD IS GOAT CHEESE.
53. MY THIRD FAVORITE FOOD IS FRIED NEWT.
54. MY FOURTH FAVORITE FOOD IS BUZZARD BURGERS.
55. MY FIFTH FAVORITE FOOD IS COW'S TONGUE.
56. MY SIXTH FAVORITE FOOD IS DIRT.
57. MY SEVENTH FAVORITE FOOD IS ROASTED GATOR.
58. MY EIGHTH FAVORITE FOOD IS ULTRA SLIM FAST.
59. MY NINTH FAVORITE FOOD IS MILK BONES.
60. MY TENTH FAVORITE FOOD IS DOG CHOW.
61. I HAVE A BROTHER, UTER, HE LOOKS LIKE THE YETI.
62. I HAVE A SISTER, YVONNE, SHE HAS A VERY NICE MOUSTACHE.
63. I HAVE A FATHER, ZEBULON, HE WAS ONCE A PET FOOD TASTER.
64. I HAVE A MOTHER, OPRAH, SHE HAS NO TEETH.
65. I HAVE AN UNCLE, ZEKE, HE'S 112 YEARS OLD.
66. I HAVE A COUSIN, MAGAWIGO, HE CAN STICK A SOFTBALL IN HIS MOUTH.
67. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, MEHILDA, SHE IS THE LIVER OF MY LOINS.
68. I HAVE A MOOSE, VERNON, HE LOVES TO WATCH FULL HOUSE.
69. I HAVE A WALRUS, GOOBER, HE LOVES TO WATCH CHIPS.
70. I HAVE A NEIGHBOR, BUG, HE LIKES TO WEAR DRESSES AND MOON PEOPLE.
71. MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY IS COLUMBUS DAY.
72. MY SECOND FAVORITE HOLIDAY IS NATIONAL BOSS'S DAY.
73. MY THIRD FAVORITE HOLIDAY IS CREATE A GREAT FUNERAL DAY.
74. MY FOURTH FAVORITE HOLIDAY IS HEMLOCK DAY.
75. MY FIFTH FAVORITE HOLIDAY IS TORTURE ABOLITION DAY.
76. MY SIXTH FAVORITE HOLIDAY IS WAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AT YOUR NEIGHBORS DAY.
77. MY SEVENTH FAVORITE HOLIDAY IS BLAME SOMEONE ELSE DAY.
78. MY EIGHTH FAVORITE HOLIDAY IS TIN CAN DAY.
79. MY NINTH FAVORITE HOLIDAY IS DRINKING STRAW DAY.
80. MY TENTH FAVORITE HOLIDAY IS DIMPLED CHAD DAY.
81. MY FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL WAS FINGER PAINTING.
82. MY SECOND FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL WAS UNDERWATER BASKET WEAVING.
83. MY THIRD FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL WAS EBONICS, FOO'.
84. MY FOURTH FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHHOL WAS KICKBOXING.
85. MY FIFTH FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL WAS NAP TIME.
86. MY SIXTH FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL WAS RECESS.
87. MY SEVENTH FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL WAS YODELING.
88. MY EIGHTH FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL WAS BELCHING.
89. MY NINTH FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL WAS PORT-O-POTTY REPAIR.
90. MY TENTH FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL WAS SHOW AND TELL.
91. MY FAVORITE ROLE MODEL IS DAN QUAYLE.
92. MY SECOND FAVORITE ROLE MODEL IS STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN.
93. MY THIRD FAVORITE ROLE MODEL IS O.J. SIMPSON.
94. MY FOURTH FAVORITE ROLE MODEL IS TED BUNDY.
95. MY FIFTH FAVORITE ROLE MODEL IS LUDACRIS.
96. MY SIXTH FAVORITE ROLE MODEL IS DAVID HASSELHOFF.
97. MY SEVENTH FAVORITE ROLE MODEL IS ANNA NICOLE SMITH.
98. MY EIGHTH FAVORITE ROLE MODEL IS OL' DIRTY BASTARD.
99. MY NINTH FAVORITE ROLE MODEL IS DENNIS RODMAN.
100. MY TENTH FAVORITE ROLE MODEL IS DICK CHENEY.
101. ROMPA!
101 FACTS ABOUT YEHUDA BUBBAHOOEY
