I WAS SITTING OUT ON MY FRONT PORCH THE OTHER DAY, SEEING HOW FAR I COULD STICK MY PINKY FINGER INTO MY EAR. THEN, I GOT A GREAT, ORIGINAL IDEA! I THOUGHT WE COULD TAKE SOME RECONIZABLE FACES HERE AT YEHUDA WORLD, AND PLAY A GAME WHERE WE VOTE PEOPLE OFF THE WEB SITE AND EVENTUALLY WE'RE LEFT WITH ONE WINNER! I COULD CALL IT "SURVIVOR!" I WAS SO EXCITED, THEN I TURNED ON THE TV, AND I FOUND OUT SOME BASTARD BEAT ME TOO IT. AND HE DID IT ALL WRONG TOO-WHY WOULD THEY PUT UGLY OLD GUYS ON THERE? IF I WAS RUNNING THE SHOW (AND I SHOULD HAVE, BEACUSE TECHNICALLY THEY STOLE MY IDEA), I WOULD HAVE JUST GOTTEN SIXTEEN HOT CHICKS! THAT WOULD HAVE RULED. I AIN'T COOL WITH THE UGLY FAT GUYS. SINCE THEY DID IT ALL WRONG, WE'RE GOING TO DO IT RIGHT! THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM-WE DON'T HAVE ANY HOT CHICKS HERE AT YEHUDA WORLD. ALL THE PEOPLE ON THIS WEB PAGE ARE EITHER OLD, WEIRD OR STUPID. AH, WHAT THE HELL, LET'S DO IT ANYWAY! SIXTEEN OF THE PEOPLE OR ANIMALS FEATURED IN YEHUDA WORLD ARE GOING TO PARTICIPATE. THE WINNER IS GOING TO GET FIVE CENTS AND SOME HORSE MANURE! OH BOY! EACH WEEK, ALL OF THE REMAINING MEMBERS WILL HAVE TO VOTE ON WHO THEY WANT KICKED OUT. EACH WEEK, WE WILL ELIMINATE HALF OF THE REMAINING FIELD, UNTIL THERE IS ONE LEFT. SO, EIGHT WILL BE ELIMINATED THIS WEEK. EACH WEEK, WE'LL TELL YOU WHO VOTED FOR WHO AND WHY. THIS IS GONNA BE COOL-OKAY, HERE ARE YOUR CAST MEMBERS-
YEHUDA BUBBAHOOEY
UTER BUBBAHOOEY
OPRAH BUBBAHOOEY
BINGUS
BUG
HORRACE
ZEKE BUBBAHOOEY
MAGAWIGO BUBBAHOOEY
OUR WEBMASTER
MEHILDA
VERNON
GOOBER
MM13X
VACLAV THE OX
WALRUS BOY
THIS STUPID GUY
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